So, I opened the second envelope, and finally got around to continuing what I started in "A New Popoff"....

WOW! PENNIES! I'm so BLESSED! Thank you, God-Peter-Popoff!

The letters were on the same large paper as before, but this time there were pennies taped to the top.

...and there was this strange second page

There's a foot on it.

And I was right. There's water this time. And the water's actually there.

I got a few pictures, because I wasn't sure if the water would actually show up.

Just one more....

There. That should be enough to actually show the water....

Now, on to that second letter....

Page 1:

[Handwriting] THIS IS FROM THE THRONE ROOM...

[Blue box around next paragraph]

The throne room? Peter Popoff has a throne room now? Is it down the hall from the Department of Prayers & Miracles?

A HOLY ORACLE FROM JEHOVAH--RAHI (Your great shepherd and you shall not want)

I couldn't find that one. I found 'Jehovah-Rohi', which seems to have something to do with being 'my shepherd'.

EL-ELOYN (The Most High God who is the first cause of everything)

...I couldn't find this one either. I found 'El-Elyon'. I suppose 'first cause of everything' would naturally follow 'The Most High God', but....

JEHOVAH-RAHA (Your Healer)

I did find this one, but it seems to be the shepherd thing again. Google asked me if I meant 'Jeovah-Rapha', which has something to do with healing.

JEHOVAH-JIREH (The Lord your provider).

Google didn't ask me if I meant anything for this one, but it spit out some results for it that said it means 'Jehovah will see', but I can't really be sure, because I don't know what language these things are supposed to be, or if Popoff just made them up.

Patner [Insert Last Name], the POWER of RELEASE this act of faith will accomplish for you as you obey is beyond compare.

Yeah. Obeying things is so releasing. Follow the thoughts of others, never question, and never think for yourself. I'm starting to think that the people who fall for this shit deserve to be taken advantage of beyond their means, so that they may starve and die.

This is a Supernatural Force unlike anything else on earth.

'Supernatural Force' is a proper sort of thing, but 'earth' is just common. Obviously, because Supernatural Forces are greater than things on Earth...or anything on it. I don't know....

It holds within it the POWER, when obeyed, TO CHANGE YOUR WORLD.

So this 'supernatural force' is this letter? But the power only works when you follow the instructions, no matter how stupid they seem?

When disobeyed it can CHAIN you to all the problems that have made your life miserable.

Oh, so it works either way, but if you don't follow the instructions, this great and mighty good thing gets cranky and does mean things. I see now. That's not very nice....

What we are about to do is more powerful than any other worldly power, voodoo, Santeria or any other evil threat.

Are you saying that voodoo, Santeria and 'evil threats' are worldly powers? Or that Voodoo and Santeria are 'evil threats'? You watch a lot of bad movies....

I suppose it does me no good to mention that Santeria seems to be a sort of blending of native beliefs with Catholicism...probably because the Catholics are as evil as people who practice Santeria.

YOU ARE ABOUT TO LINK UP DIRECTLY WITH THE POWER OF ALMIGHTY GOD...

I'm not entirely sure I want to do that. I've heard god's power is hosted on a 14.4....

AND RELEASE A FORCE THAT WILL MANIFEST YOUR DESIRES IN THE EARTH...

In the earth? You're going to make my desires out of dirt?

THESE "ACTS OF FAITH" are not some ordinary suggestions from man...

No, they're pretty much nutty suggestions from a man.

BUT THEY ARE ORACLES I have received in my Spirit from Almighty God...

These are 'oracles'...what was all that other stuff? Just shit you made up while you were waiting on hold with God?

OBEY AND WATCH GOD MOVE!

OBEY AND WATCH PAINT DRY!

THIS IS A WORD OF PROPHECY GOD GAVE ME...Prophecy, oracle, whatever....

DO THESE NAMES, SITUATIONS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?? IF NOT JUST THROW THIS AWAY!

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