So, the other night, colorofjanuary and I found out that Benny Hinn was offering free stuff on his website.

We went after the . CoJ got hers first, and mine came today.

I was just thrilled when I saw the big padded envelope [hidden inside a Victoria's Secret Swimwear catalogue -- which I didn't get a shot of, because I couldn't find my camera in time]

I opened it up only to discover that my return envelope is all fucked on one side.

I mean, really kinda fucked, see?

I guess that's okay. He requires return postage, the cheap bastard....

There's Benny Hinn. Oddly, he's not wearing the White Suit. I guess the dark looks better in stills, or something.

And here's the other side of that card, asking me for money.

And here's the little silver-plated pin by itself. It's been in the last two pictures, too. I only got one.

This time.

CoJ, on the other hand, got twenty of the fuckers. And the Free Manna CD.

I went ahead and tried to get twenty of the gold ones. I'll let you know how that works out -- and there will probably be another picture or two from CoJ as well....