Comments on: I guess someone's gotta break this story.... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story A Blog Without A Tagline. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:38:50 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: rara http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/comment-page-1#comment-151 rara Sun, 28 May 2006 00:43:51 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/#comment-151 unreal. i can't believe any of this. i just don't know what to think. i can't imagine it being purposeful knowing what i know of him. whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? and how do they *know* it was purposeful? this country is getting more and more seriously fucked everyday. unreal. i can't believe any of this. i just don't know what to think. i can't imagine it being purposeful knowing what i know of him. whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? and how do they *know* it was purposeful? this country is getting more and more seriously fucked everyday.

]]> By: Hunter http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/comment-page-1#comment-149 Hunter Wed, 17 May 2006 17:27:32 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/#comment-149 I just had an amazing idea. Genetically engineer <i>Phrynosoma cornutum</i> [I think that's the 'Texas horned lizard' or -sometimes- 'horny toad'] to just be loaded with Ebola. Then, when it does its 'blood squirting from the eyes' trick? Maybe you could cross these things with certain dogs and, instead of a 'kill word', you could have a 'squirt word'. That might be funny. And it might draw some attention away from the Pitbulls and the Dobermans. I just had an amazing idea. Genetically engineer Phrynosoma cornutum [I think that's the 'Texas horned lizard' or -sometimes- 'horny toad'] to just be loaded with Ebola. Then, when it does its 'blood squirting from the eyes' trick?

Maybe you could cross these things with certain dogs and, instead of a 'kill word', you could have a 'squirt word'. That might be funny. And it might draw some attention away from the Pitbulls and the Dobermans.

]]> By: Warirprncss http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/comment-page-1#comment-148 Warirprncss Wed, 17 May 2006 14:49:40 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/#comment-148 Airborne ebola! Screw bird-flu, I want blood to squirt from eyeballs! Airborne ebola! Screw bird-flu, I want blood to squirt from eyeballs!

]]> By: Gremlin http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/comment-page-1#comment-147 Gremlin Wed, 17 May 2006 08:02:33 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2006/05/i-guess-someones-gotta-break-this-story/#comment-147 <I>This forum reeks of, at the very least, blatant ignorance and homophobia.</I> Oh, I dunno. The guy's name is Marion Lynn: a strong, male...sort of...um...y'know, John Wayne's real name was Marion...uh...The Duke.... Okay, so his parents made him gay through the name alone. He's even got the VillagePeople sunglasses. Like the unibomber had. Because the unibomber was a serial killer. I think I get it now.... This forum reeks of, at the very least, blatant ignorance and homophobia.

Oh, I dunno. The guy's name is Marion Lynn: a strong, male...sort of...um...y'know, John Wayne's real name was Marion...uh...The Duke....

Okay, so his parents made him gay through the name alone. He's even got the VillagePeople sunglasses. Like the unibomber had. Because the unibomber was a serial killer.

I think I get it now....

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