I don't know what I like more, the 'Dear sir', or the fact that the person's name at the end isn't all-caps like the rest.

From: jerymark [jerymark@terra.com.mx]
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

DEAR SIR,

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.
I AM MR JERY MARK, I WORK IN THE ECO-BANK CONTONU, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, WEST AFRICA, PACKAGING AND COURIER DEPARTMENT.I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY SEARCH FOR A HONEST PERSON THROUGH ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES HERE IN THE ECO-BANK WHO SAID THAT I CAN CONFIDE IN YOU.

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR THIS PACKAGE THAT IS ALREADY IN OVERSEAS WHICH I SHIPPED THROUGH OUR ECO-BANK ACCREDITED COURIER AGENT BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE IS ($20,000,000.0) ALL IN $100.00 BILLS, BELONGING TO OUR LATE COSTOMER WHO DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR, BUT THE COURIER COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THAT IT IS MONEY THAT I HAVE IN THE PACKAGE. ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME NOW IS TO FORWARD TO ME THIS BELOW INFORMATION

YOUR CURRENT/PRIVATE MAILING ADDRESS
YOUR PRIVATEPHONE AND FAX NUM AND I HOPE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WILL HAVE 30% AND 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.MY IDENTITY MUST NOT BEREVEALED TO ANYBODY.

IF THIS ARRANGEMENT IS OKAY BY YOU, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME AT FOR SECURITY REASONS. OTHER MODALITIES WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO ME INCLUDING SENDING OF THE KEYS TO THE BOXES TO YOU.
NOTE: COMMUNICATION SHOULD BE STRICTLY THROUGH E-MAIL FOR SECURITY REASONS.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR jery mark
jerymark51@yahoo.com
IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND FEEL THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER, SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ON HOW TO GET THE CONSIGNMENT OF MONEY DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR SINCERITY TOWARDS THIS MATTER