Probably most of the spam I'll be posting are these scams, unless I get another one that happens to be really funny.

From: douglas_yousufoxxxx4@yahoo.com.tw
Reply-To: douglas_yousufo@myway.com
Subject: YOUR DIVINE FAVOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR SIR/MADAM

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.I AM MR. DOUGLAS YOUSUFO, I WORK IN THE CITY TRUST BANK COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN, WEST AFRICA, PACKAGING AND COURIER DEPARTMENT. I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY SEARCH FOR A HONEST PERSON THROUGH ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES HERE IN THE CITY TRUST BANK WHO SAID THAT I CAN CONFIDE IN YOU. I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR THIS PACKAGE THAT IS ALREADY IN OVER SEAS WHICH I SHIPPED IN THROUGH OUR CITY TRUST BANK ACCREDITED COURIER AGENT BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE IS ($22,000,000.00) ALL IN $100.00 BILLS, BELONGING TO OUR LATE PRESIDENT WHO DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR, BUT THE COURIER COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THAT IT IS HIS MONEY THAT I HAVE IN THE PACKAGE.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME NOW IS TO FORWARD TO ME THIS BELOW

INFORMATION.YOUR FULLNAME, AGE, OCCUPATION,RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS OR OFFICE CURRENT/PRIVATE MAILING ADDRESS, PRIVATE PHONEAND FAX NUM AND I HOPE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WILL HAVE 30% AND 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.

MY IDENTITY MUST NOT BE REVEALED TO ANYBODY. IF THIS ARRANGEMENT IS

OKAY BY YOU, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME FOR SECURITY REASONS. OTHER MODALITIES WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO ME INCLUDING SENDING OF THE

KEYS TO THEBOXES TO YOU.

NOTE: COMMUNICATION SHOULD BE STRICTLY THROUGH E-MAIL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR. DOUGLAS YOUSUFO

IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND FEEL THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME IN

THIS MATTER, SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ON HOW TO GET THE CONSIGNMENT OF MONEY DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR SINCERITY TOWARDS THIS MATTER.

- DOUGLAS YOUSUFO

I wonder how much that package weighs. I also wonder how many presidents, princes, and other rich people have died in Africa today with that much American money, because, just based on the spam I get, there are more presidents, princes, and rich people in Africa than any other kind of person in the world. And with all the money they have stashed away...wow.