I'm 26. How the hell did that happen?

Pepsi, some local radio station I'm not sure I've ever visited online, and TheCatSite all emailed me not long after midnight to remind me that it's August 17th, and I'm magically older.

Since I've got so much spam, I should probably share. Here:

Subject: Dear
From: donaldvaaan3@itelgua.com

Dear
I work in the audit dept where I serve as a senior account officer to numerous customers. One of the customers whom I worked as his account officer died in 2003.
Because this man was good to me when he was alive, I took it upon myself to his country last month.if I could locate any of his close relations .Discovered that his only surviving Uncle died a few months back from the september 11 terrorist attack.
Can you be my partner, As the next of kin of the dead man and the whole money in the account will be transferred to your account. As the accounts officer to the late man, I have all the necessary documents,It is true that the actual amount involved is 26M USD but all I want to do, first is to move out about 11M USD foreigners account abroad.Your share 30%, My own share 69%, We shall keep 1% for the expenses.
Yours truly
Dr Donald Van

Anyone wishing to give me something for my birthday, well, there's a paypal link down there, as well as a donation link for hosting fees.

I've got more to 'blog' about, but I'll get to it later.