Tuesday, 02 January 2007
14:54:27
Is it Christmas again already?
Seems like I've been waiting that long.
UPS finally got the boxes my mom sent to me. It was all surprising and stuff, since they didn't bother to scan the packages as 'out for delivery'.
Yay.
So, here's the first wave of pictures.
The boxes stacked pretty high, so, naturally, Zombi thought that being on top of them was her place. And she instantly didn't cooperate for a picture, and I got stuck with this instead of the incredibly cute 'reaching for the camera' she did seconds earlier.
I know what to ask for next year. A shiny new set of Xacto knives.
Just what I wanted! Packing peanuts!
No, really, I actually asked mom for packing peanuts. I'm serious.
Why is there a second picture of packing peanuts? Because I'd just noticed that my camera's settings were all off, and I had to fix it and take another picture.
Hey, there's presents in my packing peanuts. What's this all about?
I think those might be cookies....
These are way bigger than the ones from last year. Also, this one is really heavy.
Oh. That explains it. Someone put fudge in my cookies.
Poor oppressed cookies. Don't worry, you'll have a better life now.
After a quick taste-test and a bag transplant, I evacuated the fudge to colder, safer regions.
More cookies?
More cookies! Safe-in-plastic cookies which will probably not like their new life as equals with the cookies from the fudge-ruled region of the red plastic pail.
More presents.
...and this. This is what I've been waiting for.
I wonder what's in this box, then....
Bigger presents!
Also, that candle I bought last year.
I took a moment to sit down and relax after all that, and then it occurred to me that I should probably open my amazingly untampered chip box and be absolutely 100% sure that they were, indeed, my very special wonderful chips of goodness and delight. Because, you see, that little red X in the 'BAR-B-Q' box means absolutely nothing, and if anything was going to be the perfect ending to this horror of snow and delays, it'd be an incorrectly marked box.
It was not, in fact, an incorrectly marked box. It shall be punished horribly for giving me these terrible, doubting thoughts, and for making me wait. The chips should've known better, and walked themselves over to me the instant they got into town, because they are indeed that amazing.
And no, absolutely not. You can't have any. Go away.
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Put a sock in it ya pig.
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