My town is a fucking mess. I haven't actually picked up any fruit in months, and I think I'm lucky I don't have weeds growing IN my house.

But --

It only took me twenty four hours to get my little townies pestering me every time I walk past them, offering me shit, and asking me for new catchphrases [probably because of all that feng shui luck I gave myself]. I probably should've recorded the one I just did, because it clearly showed the whole blue-font user entered text thing. I just didn't think of it, because I've already got some video, and, well, do I really want to show everyone me telling Agent S that its new catchphrase should be 'cheese'?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Anyway, I got pictures of me putting in 'fucking cow' wherever I could enter text...except for on the town board, which I completely forgot about until now. And I'm still waiting for the animal I wrote the letter to...but, whatever. It's pretty clear that something is very, very wrong with little UniquelySpelledName's story.

I mentioned the part about my town being a mess, right? Yeah.

Anyway, this shot doesn't actually matter, because, well, this sort of thing doesn't work very well when it comes to getting the other townies to talk to you. This is just how you chat to other visitors in your town.

Also, it says ' ing cow'.

And here I am trying to make a new character named 'Fucking cow'. Except that didn't work, because I couldn't fit 'cow' into the name. So it was just 'Fucking', except it was just ' ing'. Again.

Interesting note -- resetting without saving from here? Doesn't get that annoying Resetti to come out and bother you. Yay.

And here, I tried to write a letter to some stupid elephant that lives in my town. And no, I'm not actually typing it out as ' ing cow' when I type it out in the game. The game is doing this on its own.

This last shot goes with some video I got, but I haven't actually bothered to figure out why it didn't convert properly yet, so there's no video. Also, there's something wrong with my flv plugin, and I think that has something to do with version issues.

Where was I? Oh, yes, something is very fucking wrong with the story. Because there isn't enough room for Fucking cow on the catchphrase line. You run out before you can type in the 'w'.

I could be wrong, of course. My copy of Animal Crossing: Wild World is of the 'earlier version' variety. Maybe if I ran out and bought a new copy, I'd be able to make them say all sorts of nasty, long-winded things whenever I wanted. For all I know, the newer versions reveal the sordid affair Tom Nook is having with BOTH the Able Sisters, that the Town Hall Pelicans are actually lesbian lovers instead of sisters, and that the guy in the coffee bar is actually some sort of evil overlord that only lets that nutbag Tortimer pretend he's running the place, because it's easier....

I doubt it though. That doesn't sound very Nintendo. Sony? You interested? Of course you are....

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