Sunday, 24 June 2007
23:02:00
The new Transformers toys SUCK
They're light, they're flimsy, and they're NOT METAL.
It's like they ran out of holes in which to rape my childhood and cut a new one.
← Damn you, Gamefly. Less work than I expected, but also more.... →
Welcome to my hell.
Yeah, they've been doing the plasticy transformers ever since they re-released the Gen1 stuff (with sapphire Grimlock. Yee-fucking-haw).
The thing I don't get is how many times they can keep fucking up Transformers before realizing that the fans want something more in the vein of the original 80's stuff. I know marketers, execs and Hasbro in general aren't exactly renowned for their learning prowess, but come on. This is even lower than clinically retarded at this point.
New rant on my front page about the new cartoon thingy. Also, when next at http://bigbadtoystore.com or your local kmart or wherever, look into the classics line, or however they're calling it, though Megatron is the size of a Ruger and has an orange tip for shipment to the States of Undress, he is a Walther and the other toys in the line are pretty killer. ACTUAL updates of the originals, and largely die-cast. :D
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