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Friday, 18 April 2008
04:04:36

I got Scientology spam!

Spam Day was yesterday, but this is Scientology.

Dear Hunter [actually, creepily, my full name was here],

Here is a survey we very much would like to get your input on. Please click here to take the survey.

Thank you very much for your support and participation. Your input is very valuable to us.

Sincerely,
Scientology Survey Network

If the above link does not work, you can also access the survey by going to: http://survey.scientology.net?sid=588&uid=6c3cd26d1007bc84ae15bc30736e 5938

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This email was sent to you by Church of Scientology International at 6331 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028.
If you no longer wish to receive emails from the Scientology Survey Network, please click here.

How the hell did they find me? I've never sent anything to them.

Survey to be posted later. Feel free to post your own responses to the survey before I get around to it. If you think it's too long for the comments, you can probably post it over on the board. Or on your own site, wherever that may be.

Hell, turn it into one of those ridiculous memethings if you want.

1 Comment »

Comment by harold adrien philby
2008-04-18 13:57:39

That was fun. Here's how I chose to fill out the survy.

1) What are you trying to achieve in life?
I would most like to get through life without having made any noticeable impact on any other human being or institution.
2) What concerns do you have in life that you would like to remedy?
I would like to see more automation, and fewer human beings, involved in the daily transactions I have to make.
3) What makes you feel that way (referring to the question above)?
My misanthropy.
4) If these things were resolved, what would happen?
I would never have to actually talk to another human being. Yay.
5) What worries people the most?
Bears.
6) What country do you live in?
Burkina Faso.
Than I listed my profession as Government, my gender as female, my age as 55 and over, my marital status as engaged, my ethnicity as Native American, my income as over $300,001, and my education level as less than high school.

 

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