Comments on: The mission of MADD is to make itself look really fucking stupid. http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2008/05/the-mission-of-madd A Blog Without A Tagline. Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:45:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Gremlin http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2008/05/the-mission-of-madd/comment-page-1#comment-17954 Gremlin Mon, 05 May 2008 05:10:35 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/?p=757#comment-17954 Nuts. Forgot to mention: if you do end up drunk, you can hang around watching the world spin and sway in widescreened HD for a while until you sober up. So, even being drunk, however accidentally, you're hardly required to drive anywhere. It's almost like in the old days, when the only way to see what it would be like to be drunk was to swallow stuff and then decide to get into a car and kill something less important than polygons, like MADDies. Nuts. Forgot to mention: if you do end up drunk, you can hang around watching the world spin and sway in widescreened HD for a while until you sober up. So, even being drunk, however accidentally, you're hardly required to drive anywhere.

It's almost like in the old days, when the only way to see what it would be like to be drunk was to swallow stuff and then decide to get into a car and kill something less important than polygons, like MADDies.

]]> By: Gremlin http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2008/05/the-mission-of-madd/comment-page-1#comment-17953 Gremlin Mon, 05 May 2008 05:07:56 +0000 http://www.coffeechick.com/main/?p=757#comment-17953 Actually, getting drunk at all is a choice. Not that there's a massive, flashing warning disclaimer that, if you go to a pub, you'll stagger out of it damned near unable to walk to the car, let alone drive it. Getting drunk is the result of hitting a sidemission to make a chick like you, and going to a pub instead of a restaurant, floorshow, or stripclub. It has nothing to do with completing the game. Also, I'm petitioning to rerate the game to E for Everyone, as the character you play flatly refuses to do drugs when they're offered to him. Actually, getting drunk at all is a choice. Not that there's a massive, flashing warning disclaimer that, if you go to a pub, you'll stagger out of it damned near unable to walk to the car, let alone drive it.

Getting drunk is the result of hitting a sidemission to make a chick like you, and going to a pub instead of a restaurant, floorshow, or stripclub. It has nothing to do with completing the game.

Also, I'm petitioning to rerate the game to E for Everyone, as the character you play flatly refuses to do drugs when they're offered to him.

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