Sunday, 07 December 2008
16:47:07
....oops. Also, ow.
I don't know why, but I woke up sick about twelve hours ago, and my second trip to the bathroom ended in badness.
One minute, I was right where I belonged -- on the toilet, wondering exactly how bad this was going to get. The next...I don't know, because there's this missing instant between that and my face hitting the door in front of me.
And now my nice new shirt has a hole in it, where whatever it is that I cut myself on poked through to leave two ragged tears over my bellybutton. And I've hit the 'domestic-abuse-excuse' jackpot, since my face really did hit the door. And it hurts a lot....
I hope I can do something about the shirt. It was only $8, but I like it, and don't want to have to toss it so soon.
...maybe Kohl's will have more when I'm ready to go back out where people can see me again.
I know this shouldn't be funny, but it really is. So sorry you got hurt, though. If it bruised try taking some extra vitamin E, it'll help it go away sooner. Maybe some regular old aspirin to thin the blood will help, too. Hope you feel better soon.
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