Normally, this wouldn't be a problem. Okay, well, it would. I should know -- I was a part of the last spillover problem, and that shit still gets bitched about. But...this was a very special, weird e-domestic-dispute containing spillover.

And it turned into a strange revenge-botting. By which I mean 'some idiot fills the room with similarly named sockpuppets to prevent others from getting into the room, in order to 'shut it down''.

Somehow, it had something to do with Islam:2 being full of bots, and...possibly someone from Islam:2 having looked at the chat list and noticing Religion:1 once. I honestly don't know -- there was zero sense being made.

I decided to go beyond zero sense, and into negative sense. I reported the user to Yahoo.

Subject: Auto Confirmation - Your Yahoo! Abuse support request was received
From: Yahoo! Customer Care [reportabuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com]
Date: 02-Mar-10 11:59

Hello,

This is an automated message regarding your recent request for Yahoo!
Abuse Customer Care support. We have received your message and will
respond within the next 48 hours with an answer.

Thank you for reaching out to us. We look forward to helping you!

Sincerely,

Yahoo! Customer Care

**Please do not respond to this message as no one will receive it.

That'd be their response. Also, there's more:

Subject: Re: Other Abuse (Not Listed)
From: Yahoo! Customer Care [reportabuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com]
Date: 02-Mar-10 19:42

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Customer Care.

We appreciate your report of abuse in Yahoo! Chat. I understand that you
would like to report abuse in Yahoo! Chat. However, I need some more
information from you first before I can further investigate your issue.

Please provide the following if you haven't already:

- Exact Yahoo! ID that you are reporting

- Your Yahoo! ID

- Name of the Chat room involved

If possible (and if you haven't already), please provide us a copy of
the harassment. You can do this by sending us a copy of the chat log
file. To do this you must turn on Chat Archiving in your Messenger
software.

While in Messenger:

1. Click on "Messenger" at the top of the client.

2. Click on "Preferences."

3. Click on "Archive."

4. Select "Yes, save all of my messages."

5. Click the "Apply" button.

6. Click the "OK" button.

If the abuse occurs again, please copy and paste the contents of the
archive with that particular user into your email to us.

To view your archived chat:

While in Messenger:

1. Click on "Messenger" at the top of the client.

2. Click on "Preferences."

3. Click on "Archive."

4. Click on the "View Archive" button.

5. Select the user you are reporting from the list in the left window.

6. Copy and Paste the offending text into an email to us.

Once we have received the necessary information, we can continue to
investigate this issue.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Customer Care.

Regards,

Jay Tyler

Yahoo! Chat Abuse

69004043

http://www.yahoo.com/

Original Message Excluded:
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Okay. I can do that. I reply, keeping everything intact -- including the reference number in the subject line [which I've excluded here]. I find it a bit odd that I'm supposed to reply to this one, but not the other one, because they're the same email addresses. I figure it has something to do with the reference number...in the subject line.

But, whatever. It's Yahoo. There's probably some sort of method by which emails are sorted, right?

Subject: Re: Other Abuse (Not Listed)
Date: 03-Mar-10 11:13

Exact Yahoo ID: leprinced_de_deutschland
My Yahoo ID: Hunter.the_CrazyChick
Name of Chatroom Involved: Religion:1 [and possibly Islam:2]

The bots leprinced_de_deutschland used followed a naming pattern. s##s_gizmo_# [where # represents a numerical digit]. 'gizmo' was sometimes 'gizmodo' or 'gizmosaurus'. I think there were also instances of broken_gizmo. I can't be sure, as they don't show up in my logs.
Portions of the archive:

leprinced_de_deutschland: [15] we not play
dancingwithmisty: GO BACK TO IT, IF IT'S SO WONDERFUL
leprinced_de_deutschland: [16] LOCK
dancingwithmisty: R1 will NEVER be Islam2
demonrald: Mic ain't workin'
leprinced_de_deutschland: [17] unrstand?
demonrald: Audiho is lying.
leprinced_de_deutschland: [18] r1 b close
leprinced_de_deutschland: [19] LOK
audiho: dem, fuck you.
demonrald: She studies aberrant psychology.
audiho: :-?
demonrald: Especially guys who have bunny fixations.
dancingwithmisty: Get OUT
leprinced_de_deutschland: [20] thank lava
leprinced_de_deutschland: [21] ur name get lok now
demonrald: damn it
dancingwithmisty: Lava isn't even in here. GET OUT
audiho: oh, julio. :(
audiho: dem, your mic sucks, your life sucks, just kill yourself
leprinced_de_deutschland: [22] end of talk

leprinced_de_deutschland: [60] thank 2 lava
leprinced_de_deutschland: [61] n u r homo
leprinced_de_deutschland: [62] all ur name lok

leprinced_de_deutschland: [64] tel lave revove bot in islam chat and this bots leave

leprinced_de_deutschland: [84] when wickd pull bot from 2 I pill bot here
leprinced_de_deutschland: [85] this is deal no exce3ption

leprinced_de_deutschland: [89] gump name get loked now

leprinced_de_deutschland: [90] rel 1 closing down 2day
leprinced_de_deutschland: [91] find new rom
leprinced_de_deutschland: [92] hunter no talk
leprinced_de_deutschland: [93] name lok

Rough translation: he intended to shut down Religion:1 by filling it with bots. He also repeatedly threatened to lock other user names. He wasn't able to, but this doesn't change the threats or his intention to do so.

Apparently, he was back during the night, while I was asleep. It's likely that he'll also return today, but I probably won't have any record of that as I've ignored him.
Thank you for not sending me an auto-response asking me to ignore the individual.

So, there you have it -- my reply. Everything they asked for, right?

Subject: Re: Other Abuse (Not Listed)
From: reportabuse@cc.yahoo-inc.com
Date: 03-Mar-10 19:35

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Customer Care.

The Yahoo! Customer Care team that supports Chat issues is primarily
English-speaking.

Please forward a translation of the information and we will review the
situation further and take appropriate action.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Customer Care.

Regards,

Yahoo! Chat Abuse

69004043

http://www.yahoo.com/

Did you catch that?

If you're beating your head on your desk right now, or executing the world's largest and most emphatic facepalm, you're reacting exactly how I reacted. Except...I don't have a desk, so I couldn't really 'headdesk'. And I honestly couldn't decide which was more...warranted. I think both. Or at least some image of something else doing it -- a cute kitten with its face buried in its paws on the floor, or Puppet Angel, or, y'know, something less used than Picard. Maybe Jon Stewart.

Anyway, I replied:

Subject: Re: Other Abuse (Not Listed)
Date: 03-Mar-10 21:12

What I sent you *was* in English.

Which should've been the end of it.

Subject: Re: Other Abuse (Not Listed)
From: Yahoo! Chat chat-advocacy@cc.yahoo-inc.com
Date: 04-Mar-10 16:27

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Chat.

We appreciate your report of abuse in Yahoo! Chat. I understand that you
would like to report abuse in Yahoo! Chat. However, I need some more
information from you first before I can further investigate your issue.

Please provide the following if you haven't already:

- Exact Yahoo! ID that you are reporting

- Your Yahoo! ID

- Name of the Chat room involved

If possible (and if you haven't already), please provide us a copy of
the harassment. You can do this by sending us a copy of the chat log
file. To do this you must turn on Chat Archiving in your Messenger
software.

While in Messenger:

1. Click on "Messenger" at the top of the client.

2. Click on "Preferences."

3. Click on "Archive."

4. Select "Yes, save all of my messages."

5. Click the "Apply" button.

6. Click the "OK" button.

If the abuse occurs again, please copy and paste the contents of the
archive with that particular user into your email to us.

To view your archived chat:

While in Messenger:

1. Click on "Messenger" at the top of the client.

2. Click on "Preferences."

3. Click on "Archive."

4. Click on the "View Archive" button.

5. Select the user you are reporting from the list in the left window.

6. Copy and Paste the offending text into an email to us.

Once we have received the necessary information, we can continue to
investigate this issue.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Chat.

Regards,

Jay Tyler

Yahoo! Chat Abuse

69004043

http://www.yahoo.com/

Original Message Excluded:
--------------------------

Yeah. That feeling you have? You have read this before. It's pretty much the same, except for, y'know, the chat part.

So I sent them the same email as before, but with this line on the end:

That's all in English. I can't do much of anything to translate it into anything else, because 'can't type' isn't another language. This is pretty much what I've already sent to you before.

Their response? Scroll up to the last email they sent me. That was their response.

All I've learned from this is that the system that sorts their emails involves a beach pail of d100s on an uneven table and the Lemarchand Configuration.

julio_n_ikko: buxiu you want to know a trick? of your girlfriend has small tits give her viagra and her tits will swell up huge
julio_n_ikko: well the viagra first searches out for dick to swell and finding no dick it will search out the next thing that is pronounced, in a female's body that would be the tits

12:17:18 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick hello iam male from turkey im 38 year old i need a cam sex if your need ? can we make to love by cam?
12:18:23 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick why didnt answer me
12:18:40 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick dont afraid me i dont eat you and fuck you

And then, this happened. So I decided to respond to it. And it was funny.

cjudd25* <arrives> Male
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:36:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25: <private> Hi, can I ask you a question?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:37:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) What.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:38:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) i have always wanted to wear a thong in front of a girl but I ahve never bought one, what color do you think I should get?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:39:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25* <leaves the room>
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:40:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) Obviously, you should get Victoria's Secret Pink Cotton Thong in bz4-Rainbow Geo.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:41:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) no really, do you think I should get a black one?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:42:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) No.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) what then?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:43:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) I already answered that.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) but thats a girls style
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) So? You might as well go all the way with it.

...and then he disappeared. So sad. Because it could've been funny.

So, he's a special sort of crazy. And he's obsessed with me -- and the kidney racket he thinks I run. He seems to think that Gremlin is the doctor I've hired to harvest the kidneys. And that my house is made out of lino-eum. Or something.

He sometimes comes in under other names -- pretending to be an IAS agent, or a rich woman.

The other day, he came in under one of his newer names, trying to talk to me as if he wasn't easily identifiable, asking me about some case or something, and some note.

And that note is what I'm going to share with you, without further comment. Because, really, it needs nothing else.

Update: did I mention the video? Well, the 'video' has been, um, 'posted'. Except it's no longer a video.

Update 2. I figure, since these were both based on source images that obviously aren't writerinidia's, I should probably give credit. The burned paper is found here [or possibly here, swiped from this tutorial]. The 'nephrologist' is taken from here [from this blog post]. I know, it's rude to link to things like that, but...better than not giving credit at all, right?

Unfortunately, I wasn't at my best. I'm sure I could've done much better if I'd just been slightly more awake and able to see.

...and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.

06:30:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: Just imagine a situation, yu are all alone at your house, n i steal into your house get the power fuse off it turns dark n i slowly get closer n closer to you, you are wondering wot happend n as you try to get your eyes settled to the sudden darkness yu find your self pushed against the wall with strong hands finding yourself self to the wall you wonder what is happening then you find your wrists held tight n pressed to the wall above your head n you feel a waram strong body pressed to your body n a hot breath on your face lowering to your mouth as you try to scream before you coult get your voice out..The hunter gets hunted
06:31:53 (non friend) rikky_royston: I seal your mouth with my lips covering your tasty lips sucking your lips n my hand moves slowly down to your neck going slowly lower n lower mmmm your breath goes high thinking where my hand is going now n you cant do anything coz i have pinned you to the bed you are helpless but you feel physically turned on now with mylips kissing sucking your lips n my hand slowly but surely moving towards breast .
06:34:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: as you try to stop me though physically you are willing, i slowly cup your breasts gently caressing both yor lovely breasts my tongue penetrates into your mouth mmm you can feel my hot tongue tip touching your tongue tip your breath races feeling a strong mans grip on you n his aggression on yur faminity n helplessly you got to feel the most sensitive feeling forcefully but you have no choice you can feel your tits getting hard n erect with my touch as i press your breasts play with your tits still sucking kissing your sensitive lips n gently pulling your erect tits your breasts move up n down with your breathing becoming heavier
06:36:40 (non friend) rikky_royston: now i release your lips now you have almost slowly feeling the heat below you close your eyes n i start kissing your neck slowly unhooking your top trying to rip opne your top you move helplessly but cant stop me n you can see n feel yur top open n yor bra exposed to me as i start kissing n holding your breasts in my mouth heat rushes into yur body feeling my soft warm lips around your tits on your bra n the head when i hold them you start to breathe hot air now tell me can you feel me??
06:43:29 (non friend) rikky_royston: hey your pussy is wet now?
6:45:47 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
06:46:03 (non friend) rikky_royston: how are you feeling? want me to continue?
6:46:40 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: How do you think an e-rape victim would feel? Why would anyone want you to continue?
6:46:44 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: You're obviously inept.
6:47:40 AM rikky_royston: coz i know somewhere deep down in that fear your pussy is moist
6:48:07 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What fear? Why would I be afraid of a pathetic, illiterate twit?
6:48:33 AM rikky_royston: mmmmmm illiterate lol
6:48:42 AM rikky_royston: just see
6:48:48 AM rikky_royston: whats gonna happen to you lol
6:49:23 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What's going to happen to me? Are you going to use single letters and badly spelled words to demonstrate your lack of knowledge of female response?
6:49:37 AM rikky_royston: as you try to concentrate on something else coz what i am doing to you is getting you hornier n horier n you feel you may loose your batle with me you try to think somthing else but at tha time i snap your bra hook off n both your breasts jump as they are freed, n with that erect nipple you feel ashamed half naked in front of me before you culd even think something i roll my wet warm tongue round n round your tits gently sucking it n biting you feel your pussy slowly now getting wet with juice flowing drop by drop
6:50:43 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Unfortunately for you, you never got past the first post, because, in this e-reality, you were killed.
6:54:11 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Gosh, didn't like that, did you? Get ready, because now I'm going to stick my penis up your butt.

LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:02:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli* Male
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:03:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Alright mother fucker, try hacking my boot record now.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:04:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Larry Flynt is way cooler
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:05:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: lol rare, yes a planet with a dense and acidic atomsphere.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:06:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I can't believe people actually live in LA
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:07:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick* [5] laughs at 'try hacking my boot record now'.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [6] Paranoid silliness.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I swear by the source if I find out it was you or Gremlin that did it, or by your command that it was done I WILL retaliate be it legal or otherwise.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:08:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: You took this way too far.
ooso.reticuli: And if you post anything on your little websites I will make damn sure every person who comes in here knows you are a hacker
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:09:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder* [14] t0tally pwnz j00 b00t r3c0rdz
owl_khyder* [15] . o O ( @ll ur b00t r3c0rd b@s3 r b3l0ng t0 z00l )
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:10:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [7] ooso.reticuli: I thought you ignored me. Liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:11:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, MY FUCKING IGNORE LIST GOT WIPED WITH EVERYTHING ELSE YOU BITCH
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [8] ooso.reticuli: liar.
owl_khyder: [19] liah liah pants on fiah ...
ooso.reticuli: I am not lieing, I am so far from lieing it's not even funny
lubnut786: [98] he's not lieing!
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [9] You did not fully restore your computer in that little bit of time.
lubnut786: [99] but he's lying!
ooso.reticuli: If I find out you intentionally messed with my computer over this stupid crap in here there will be consequences.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:12:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I don't care if I have to pay someone to do it.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [10] Aw. He's threatening me.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [11] Again.
ooso.reticuli: I dropped everything and put on Linux
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [12] ooso.reticuli: I still don't believe you.
owl_khyder* [21] puts a pair of high-power bulk erasers on both sides of ooso's head and hits degauss at the same time.
ooso.reticuli: I don't fucking care if you believe me, this shit has gone too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:13:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [22] erase this.
ooso.reticuli: chatopics, good question lol
ooso.reticuli: Samsara XP? lol
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [13] ooso.reticuli: yes, it has. The fact that you're coming in here, creating more drama, and lying about something that didn't happen is taking it too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:14:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you just won't be happy until I totally lose it and do something you can screw me over with won't you...
mal_lockridge: [170] how could someone have wiped your ignore list, ooso? they'd need Yahoo chat administrator privileges.
gremlin_net: [219] Back.
ooso.reticuli: Words are one thing but messing with my computer is taking it too far.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [14] ooso.reticuli: I won't care either way. It's just funny that you're expecting me to care about your lies.
gremlin_net: [220] If ooso.reticuli ignored Hunter, why's it talking to her?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [15] ooso.reticuli: nobody messed with your computer, liar.
ooso.reticuli: Ask Hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [16] Gremlin: because he's a liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:15:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
mal_lockridge: [171] i take that back. they would not. i am tired and not thinking clearly. but they would certainly need to have your IP and have loaded a remote control program on to your machine.
ooso.reticuli: Mal, Gremlin and Hunter got my IP from that website.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [17] I might believe him if his IP showed up in my stats, showing that he was using Linux instead of XP, but, then again, I might not.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:16:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Which is why I suspect them...
gremlin_net: [221] Skimmed the backstory. ooso.reticuli forgot who it had ignored, and pretended that its computer had been reformated? Man, this is an idiot.
ooso.reticuli: Of course they could have given my IP to anyone.
ooso.reticuli: FUCK YOU GREMLIN
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [18] ooso.reticuli: so you're accusing us of the crime that you threatened to commit the other day, when you said you were going to attack dreamhost.com?
ooso.reticuli: Yes I am
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [19] ooso.reticuli: call a cop.
gremlin_net: [222] ooso.reticuli gave its IP to anyone. Making anonymous changes to any MediaWiki site records and publishes ones IP. Smart people know that.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:17:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: If I had proof I would Hunter
mal_lockridge: [172] nods. well, i dont think much of either of them. but hacking could put them in jail for two years, i assume they know that
lubnut786: [102] ooso and gremlin/hunter part 3
lubnut786: [103] im seriously going to go make popcorn and watch this:|
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [20] ooso.liar: call a cop, or shut the fuck up.
gremlin_net: [223] lubnut786: I think it's closer to Part Six. The first three have been at gotards.com for a couple days now.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, there is no fucking part 3, someone toasted my computer and I plan to find out who.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [21] ooso.liar: the evidence would still be on your harddrive. Computer forensics could recover it, and the trail. I know this. You don't. I also know that
lubnut786: [104] lol gremlin
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:18:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
lubnut786: [106] ooso i doubt it was gremlin/hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [22] nobody in this house is responsible for your paranoid ravings. You, however? May just be creating drama to feed yourself.
gremlin_net: [224] The guilty party will now confess, lest ooso.reticuli whimper fecklessly for a second time.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, like I said I don't have proof, but it would make a whole lot of sense.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [23] lubs: I know it wasn't us.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [24] lubs: I also know that it didn't happen. Because he's prone to fits of dramatic, childish lying.
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, I hope you live for a very long time with a very debilitating illness.
ooso.reticuli: I hope you get cancer
ooso.reticuli: I pray you die slowly
owl_khyder: [25] ooso: push people hard enough and they will assist you with getting professional help for your mental issues, whether you want it or not. i suggest a lower profile ...
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:19:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [26] like fucking off entirely and not being a dick.
gremlin_net: [225] ooso.reticuli is applying the same standard of evidence that it had applied to alien invaders: that it would make sense. Call Stockholm; someone needs itself a Nobel.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [25] Of course, if Gremlin had done something, his computer would be irrecoverable. He's like that.
lubnut786: [107] lol hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [26] That ooso.liar is here, blathering mindlessly, tells me that it was not Gremlin, or anyone Gremlin knows. And it was probably just because ooso.liar
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:20:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [27] fucked up his own computer. Not that I believe that anything happened to his computer.
lubnut786: [109] i was going to say that hunter
ooso.reticuli: fuck this room....
owl_khyder: [27] hunter: i think he's a little attention whore who needs a big dose of Ignore.
ooso.reticuli: Wait no...
ooso.reticuli: I will not be run off.
lubnut786: [110] ooso, if gremlin wanted to mess with your computer, he would've made it so that you wouldn't be able to get back online
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [28] Oh! Are we getting a dramatic 'never to return again!' thing?
ooso.reticuli: Even if you mess with my computer again I will not be run off by antagonizing assholes.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:21:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [226] lubnut786: I'd have done more than that. But we'll let the 'tard think I'm that benign.
lubnut786: [111] lol gremlin
ooso.reticuli: I will give you no such satisfaction Hunter
owl_khyder* [28] . o O ( oh, and if _i_ were to mess with your computer, they may not be able to find enough pieces of it to determine what it was. )
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [29] ooso.liar: either prove it, or shut the fuck up. Call a fucking cop, you diseased little drama llama.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [30] ooso.liar: stay. It's funny when you get caught in lies.
owl_khyder* [29] . o O ( especially after the wood chipper's involved. :D )
lubnut786: [113] drama llama:))
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [31] ooso.liar: hell, I don't care if you suddenly take up trolling my site. You can't do a fucking thing to me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:22:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [227] I don't care whether ooso.reticuli flees; its antics to date already make an immense entry at gotards.com.
ooso.reticuli: One day you're gonna mouth off to the wrong person Hunter, and I pray I hear about you on the news.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [33] ooso.liar: your threats are unimpressive.
gremlin_net: [228] Man, we collect a lot of feckless, boring morons who predict that the next feckless, boring moron will teach us a lesson.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [34] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You do not even rank amongst the worst of those who've threatened me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:23:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [32] gremlin: could we do to them what they do to paedophiles on TV?
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you're lucky this is a chatroom where I am more or less powerless.
owl_khyder: [33] like having a TV crew secretly tape what a loser someone is and then descend on them like the spanish inquisition?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [35] ooso.liar: you would be powerless, no matter where you were.
ooso.reticuli: If this was offline I would love to see you say half the shit you do to my face.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [36] ooso.liar: see, now, that's not fair. I couldn't possibly say this, because you'd be screaming, and I'd be laughing.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:24:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [34] gremlin: i'll bet G4 would pay to do it.
ooso.reticuli: No I'd be kicking your head over and over as you lay bleeding on the ground.
ooso.reticuli: ooo he made a terroristic threat call the po po
ooso.reticuli: Stupid cunt
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [37] ooso.liar: you would hit a girl?
gremlin_net: [229] Being six and a half feet tall, and like this IRL yet alive to date, I'm busy smirking at ooso.reticuli's wish that it could meet me offline.
ooso.reticuli: You're not a woman
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:25:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [38] ooso.liar: fine. Prove it.
ooso.reticuli: I wouldn't think twice about having your blood on my hands
demrald: I would kick a woman right in the nuts.
ooso.reticuli: Oh you're female yes but you're no woman
cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: < hides her can of cashews from Dem
owl_khyder: [37] squaaah in da nutz.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [39] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You would not have the guts to come near me, let alone carry out your bullshit e-threats.
the_acosmicist* [4] kicks gremlin in the leg. Shutup. >:)
ooso.reticuli: That's the beauty of it Hunter, here in this room you can go on thinking that.
gremlin_net: [230] the_acosmicist: You're missing the backstory on this idiocy: http://gotards.com/ooso.reticuli
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [40] ooso.liar: and you're right. I'm not a woman. You're more of a woman than I am, what with your girlish fits of dramaqueenishness.
ooso.reticuli: And all I can do is fantasize about if we did meet offline.
the_acosmicist: [5] gremlin_net: I've seen some.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [41] ooso.liar: I could easily go on thinking it in real life, too.
owl_khyder: [38] ooso: she's saying you're her bitch, bitch.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter you seriously think Gremlin could protect you?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [42] ooso.liar: of course I do.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:27:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_acosmicist: [6] ooso.reticuli: I don't think he'd have to.
ooso.reticuli: You have no idea who you're talking to, people used to pay me to beat up bullies in school.
ooso.reticuli: I take pride in beating the shit out of people like you.
the_acosmicist: [7] ooso.reticuli: I'm convinced you lack the balls to try anything.
owl_khyder* [39] . o O ( and the last asshole who tried to assault me got most of his teeth bashed out with a maglite. )
ooso.reticuli: Yet here we are behind our monitors where you know you're safe so you talk lots of shit.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [43] ooso.liar: you take pride in beating girls.
ooso.reticuli: You're a coward Hunter
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:28:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [44] ooso.liar: I would believe that you would hit a girl. Especially one smaller than you.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, girls like you, oh yeah
gremlin_net: [231] So, ooso.reticuli is officially escalating to blubbering about wishing it could beat up a chick. Good.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [45] ooso.liar: that's probably how you got away with beating up other kids in school, too. Big, dumb, slow, older, so they went to you, and you made them
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [46] *pay* you to help.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I barely consider you female, I would feel no remorse
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [47] You're not noble. You aren't even human.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:29:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [40] gremlin: i have a perverse idea. he could be tied up in a chicken coop and left for the chicks to peck him relentlessly ...
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, oh you don't even want to know what I would do to you....
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [48] ooso.liar: let me guess, you're going to spin off into rape fantasies next? That'll be ever-so funny, what with you not considering me female, and
ooso.reticuli: Fuck this room
ooso.reticuli*
owl_khyder: [41] just a thought. not a suggestion. ;)
gremlin_net: [232] owl_khyder: What, more than one? Overkill is unnecessary.
owl_khyder: [43] gremlin: yeah, about sixty. i want it to be like a hitchcock movie.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:30:39 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615

So, apparently, he's going to let everyone know that I'm l33t. Because I posted this. Oh dear. As if anyone that matters is going to believe him, and be able to harm me.

And then he might threaten me some more, being weak and stupid and puffed up by the anonymity he thinks he has.

That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here's Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading -- the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.

The first part is dull. Ooso's regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it. But then, it gets interesting. Because ooso fails at the internet.

I was going to post the interesting part here, but there's a wordpress bug that doesn't allow posts to be over a certain length. Annoying, but...well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive. So there it is. Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.

All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he'd been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting. And then, this:

7:18:02 PM ooso.reticuli: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.

So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat. And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.

Also, this:

• 21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank‎
• 21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux‎(→Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists)
• 21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter‎(Removing all content from page)
• 21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli‎(Removing all content from page)

So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.

And why am I posting this here? Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server. I'm on that server. And he can't do a fucking thing about this.

What I'm going to post might just be the reason why people run away from him, and lock their doors.

the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: well actually, i think that if you dont bathe for a whole month.....you should use toilet paper
ooso.reticuli: don't be sexist gg
mary_was_no_virgin: o jeesh
goddessgoldberry: [429] julio, do you not bathe for a month?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [55] No wonder he scares people.
nusra_ownz_you: [58] gg either that or he doesnt use toilet paper if he bathes
goddessgoldberry: [430] ooso not being sexist
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: goddessgoldberry i did not say that
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:34:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
limbic_loop: i havent bathed for years ... i had a shower last night though
goddessgoldberry: [431] ooso don't get offended
goddessgoldberry: [432] lol nusra hahaha
goddessgoldberry: [433] julio, i don't understand what you are trying to say
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: i said that if you dont bathe or shower for a month........you should use toilet paper
goddessgoldberry: [434] julio, and if you bathe every day, do you just drip dry?
mary_was_no_virgin: why wouldnt someone bathe for a month?
goddessgoldberry: [435] mary the queen
limbic_loop: how does toilet paper and bathing even relate?
ooso.reticuli: How can I not be offended GG, look at what you're doing.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [56] Why wouldn't someone use toilet paper?
mary_was_no_virgin: and why should they use t.p. during that time?
goddessgoldberry: [436] ooso what am i doing now?
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:35:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: starshipargo do you own a harley?
shards_of_teeth: [1] My word and world holds ground and is real. your words are like poisoned water, spoken with spit from different tongues.
goddessgoldberry: [437] hunter why would they only use it when they don't bathe?
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: some people have no time for toilet paper
mary_was_no_virgin: tha is what i was just going to ask.
goddessgoldberry: [438] julio ack you don't use paper?
nusra_ownz_you: [59] oh god. julio doesnt use toilet paper
ooso.reticuli: The three seashells are much more effecient.
mary_was_no_virgin: julio...do you not use t.p. during yur bathing days?
goddessgoldberry: [439] nusra. i wonder if he washes his hands, or just gives it a good shake
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: nusra i did not say that
limbic_loop: maybe julio uses baby wipes!
mary_was_no_virgin: like old people and babies, limbic!
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:36:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: GG, do you seriously have to ask me what you are doing right now? /:)
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: all i said was that if you dont shower for a month the least you can do is use toilet paper
goddessgoldberry: [440] ooso what? i don't know why you got so upset
nusra_ownz_you: [60] julio, so you DO use toilet paper, right?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [57] If you don't have time for toilet paper, how the hell do you even have time to even stop in the bathroom.

01:40:50 (non friend) myhatredseeps: Are you ever going to grow up?
01:14:48 (non friend) prince_2226: wht do u want to hunt?
23:56:25 (non friend) myhatredseeps: Can't believe your still in all these chat rooms
23:35:39 (non friend) tracytk18: oarents divorced recently
23:35:31 (non friend) tracytk18: just lookin to talk if its ok
23:35:27 (non friend) tracytk18: hi im Tracy 17f Ohio

So, I've got a PeeJ, a literal-name-twit, and some guy who doesn't make any sense at all.