Author : Sure (IP: 72.39.153.218 , d72-39-153-218.home1.cgocable.net)
E-mail : beatit@anywhere.com
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Comment:
Wow does this site ever suck! What the fuck is the point of this emmo cry baby site?
I think their should be laws about emmo queens using the internet. Shot on site.

Build a real site. No one cares about about your emmo rants. You are not important. I know you think you are, but your not. Again your site sucks. Just so you know. And for the donate button:

Here is all I am gonna donate to you, some advice.

GET A JOB YOU FUCKING WELFARE BUM!

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Yup. It's back. Again.

And it posted its comment on an old search query report post.

So, yeah. That's kinda boring.

julio_n_ikko: buxiu you want to know a trick? of your girlfriend has small tits give her viagra and her tits will swell up huge
julio_n_ikko: well the viagra first searches out for dick to swell and finding no dick it will search out the next thing that is pronounced, in a female's body that would be the tits

12:17:18 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick hello iam male from turkey im 38 year old i need a cam sex if your need ? can we make to love by cam?
12:18:23 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick why didnt answer me
12:18:40 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick dont afraid me i dont eat you and fuck you

And then, this happened. So I decided to respond to it. And it was funny.

cjudd25* <arrives> Male
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:36:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25: <private> Hi, can I ask you a question?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:37:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) What.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:38:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) i have always wanted to wear a thong in front of a girl but I ahve never bought one, what color do you think I should get?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:39:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25* <leaves the room>
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:40:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) Obviously, you should get Victoria's Secret Pink Cotton Thong in bz4-Rainbow Geo.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:41:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) no really, do you think I should get a black one?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:42:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) No.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) what then?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:43:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) I already answered that.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) but thats a girls style
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) So? You might as well go all the way with it.

...and then he disappeared. So sad. Because it could've been funny.

Also, I'm thinking of giving him his own place in the Idiot Archives -- the biggest one since the Archive of Suck.

If he actually reports me to the FBI, he really will be right up there with Utahraptor. And that'll be funny.

But probably not. He's awfully pathetic.

So, he's a special sort of crazy. And he's obsessed with me -- and the kidney racket he thinks I run. He seems to think that Gremlin is the doctor I've hired to harvest the kidneys. And that my house is made out of lino-eum. Or something.

He sometimes comes in under other names -- pretending to be an IAS agent, or a rich woman.

The other day, he came in under one of his newer names, trying to talk to me as if he wasn't easily identifiable, asking me about some case or something, and some note.

And that note is what I'm going to share with you, without further comment. Because, really, it needs nothing else.

Update: did I mention the video? Well, the 'video' has been, um, 'posted'. Except it's no longer a video.

Update 2. I figure, since these were both based on source images that obviously aren't writerinidia's, I should probably give credit. The burned paper is found here [or possibly here, swiped from this tutorial]. The 'nephrologist' is taken from here [from this blog post]. I know, it's rude to link to things like that, but...better than not giving credit at all, right?

3:21:25 AM hansomehunk23: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick is ur boobs size 38c matches to ur hunder image ?
3:23:27 AM hansomehunk23: ur asl plz
3:23:33 AM hansomehunk23: m/24 NEPAL
3:23:35 AM hansomehunk23: ur ASL plz
3:35:34 AM hansomehunk23: yesssss lick my clitorisssssss, ohhhhhhhhhh, yessssssssssss, I open her cunt lips and put my tongue and sucking her cunt she pressed my head on her cunt and cummed I drink her cunt juice and her cunt is full wet and her cunt lips and clitoris is bright with her wet juice ohhhh what black beauty
3:35:35 AM hansomehunk23: <ding>

7:23:34 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Still around in this room?
7:23:46 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Learned anything worth writing about?
7:52:06 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick I knew you wouldn't respond

I still don't know who that last one is. They seem to be a very devoted fan, though -- dropping in regularly to make sure I'm not active in the room, and then PMing me. Not quite devoted enough to figure out any of my other screennames and bother me there, though.

Unfortunately, I wasn't at my best. I'm sure I could've done much better if I'd just been slightly more awake and able to see.

...and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.

06:30:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: Just imagine a situation, yu are all alone at your house, n i steal into your house get the power fuse off it turns dark n i slowly get closer n closer to you, you are wondering wot happend n as you try to get your eyes settled to the sudden darkness yu find your self pushed against the wall with strong hands finding yourself self to the wall you wonder what is happening then you find your wrists held tight n pressed to the wall above your head n you feel a waram strong body pressed to your body n a hot breath on your face lowering to your mouth as you try to scream before you coult get your voice out..The hunter gets hunted
06:31:53 (non friend) rikky_royston: I seal your mouth with my lips covering your tasty lips sucking your lips n my hand moves slowly down to your neck going slowly lower n lower mmmm your breath goes high thinking where my hand is going now n you cant do anything coz i have pinned you to the bed you are helpless but you feel physically turned on now with mylips kissing sucking your lips n my hand slowly but surely moving towards breast .
06:34:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: as you try to stop me though physically you are willing, i slowly cup your breasts gently caressing both yor lovely breasts my tongue penetrates into your mouth mmm you can feel my hot tongue tip touching your tongue tip your breath races feeling a strong mans grip on you n his aggression on yur faminity n helplessly you got to feel the most sensitive feeling forcefully but you have no choice you can feel your tits getting hard n erect with my touch as i press your breasts play with your tits still sucking kissing your sensitive lips n gently pulling your erect tits your breasts move up n down with your breathing becoming heavier
06:36:40 (non friend) rikky_royston: now i release your lips now you have almost slowly feeling the heat below you close your eyes n i start kissing your neck slowly unhooking your top trying to rip opne your top you move helplessly but cant stop me n you can see n feel yur top open n yor bra exposed to me as i start kissing n holding your breasts in my mouth heat rushes into yur body feeling my soft warm lips around your tits on your bra n the head when i hold them you start to breathe hot air now tell me can you feel me??
06:43:29 (non friend) rikky_royston: hey your pussy is wet now?
6:45:47 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
06:46:03 (non friend) rikky_royston: how are you feeling? want me to continue?
6:46:40 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: How do you think an e-rape victim would feel? Why would anyone want you to continue?
6:46:44 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: You're obviously inept.
6:47:40 AM rikky_royston: coz i know somewhere deep down in that fear your pussy is moist
6:48:07 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What fear? Why would I be afraid of a pathetic, illiterate twit?
6:48:33 AM rikky_royston: mmmmmm illiterate lol
6:48:42 AM rikky_royston: just see
6:48:48 AM rikky_royston: whats gonna happen to you lol
6:49:23 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What's going to happen to me? Are you going to use single letters and badly spelled words to demonstrate your lack of knowledge of female response?
6:49:37 AM rikky_royston: as you try to concentrate on something else coz what i am doing to you is getting you hornier n horier n you feel you may loose your batle with me you try to think somthing else but at tha time i snap your bra hook off n both your breasts jump as they are freed, n with that erect nipple you feel ashamed half naked in front of me before you culd even think something i roll my wet warm tongue round n round your tits gently sucking it n biting you feel your pussy slowly now getting wet with juice flowing drop by drop
6:50:43 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Unfortunately for you, you never got past the first post, because, in this e-reality, you were killed.
6:54:11 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Gosh, didn't like that, did you? Get ready, because now I'm going to stick my penis up your butt.

And I think I know why....

See, I never actually bothered to look at this person's profile before.

Yahoo! ID: ooso.reticuli
Real Name: Michael
Nickname: my.eyes.vibrate
Location: Blue Terra
Age: 27
Marital Status: Single
Sex: Male
Occupation: Professional labor avoider/Home IT Specialist
Hobbies: Reading, movies (especially cult classics), music(electronic/psychadelic), internet, philosophy, PSP, bicycling, Binaural Feedback, and understanding how people think and why they think the things they do.
Latest News: Be grateful for all that you have, for no matter how much or how little it is, no matter how warm the sun may be, nothing lasts forever, winter is inevitable.
Favorite Quote: "Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine." - Nichola Tesla (The Future is Your's)

Other interesting tidbits include:

I 'm a philosophical oddball, a wanderer in paradise. What other people around me dislike, I usually enjoy. When it comes to art, be it audio or visual, the stranger the better. I desire greatness, but don't feel I should have to be a slave to gain it. I desire peace, but have trouble getting along with people.

...from his Paltalk profile, where he seems to be the only member of an 'EBE' group under Religion&Spirituality, in the Metaphysical category. Which really makes me wonder -- if he's the owner of a paltalk group about Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, why the hell did he get so riled up about people not even remotely suggesting that he believes what he apparently believes?

Most telling of all would be this:

Relationship Status: It's Complicated
Orientation: Eunich
About Me: I like to watch weird movies, listen to binaural feedback, and try to understand people.
Spiritual Views: Other

I'd believe the eunuch part. And the complicated part....

It's amazing what thirty spare seconds and google can do....

LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:02:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli* Male
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:03:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Alright mother fucker, try hacking my boot record now.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:04:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Larry Flynt is way cooler
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:05:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: lol rare, yes a planet with a dense and acidic atomsphere.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:06:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I can't believe people actually live in LA
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:07:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick* [5] laughs at 'try hacking my boot record now'.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [6] Paranoid silliness.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I swear by the source if I find out it was you or Gremlin that did it, or by your command that it was done I WILL retaliate be it legal or otherwise.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:08:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: You took this way too far.
ooso.reticuli: And if you post anything on your little websites I will make damn sure every person who comes in here knows you are a hacker
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:09:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder* [14] t0tally pwnz j00 b00t r3c0rdz
owl_khyder* [15] . o O ( @ll ur b00t r3c0rd b@s3 r b3l0ng t0 z00l )
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:10:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [7] ooso.reticuli: I thought you ignored me. Liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:11:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, MY FUCKING IGNORE LIST GOT WIPED WITH EVERYTHING ELSE YOU BITCH
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [8] ooso.reticuli: liar.
owl_khyder: [19] liah liah pants on fiah ...
ooso.reticuli: I am not lieing, I am so far from lieing it's not even funny
lubnut786: [98] he's not lieing!
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [9] You did not fully restore your computer in that little bit of time.
lubnut786: [99] but he's lying!
ooso.reticuli: If I find out you intentionally messed with my computer over this stupid crap in here there will be consequences.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:12:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I don't care if I have to pay someone to do it.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [10] Aw. He's threatening me.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [11] Again.
ooso.reticuli: I dropped everything and put on Linux
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [12] ooso.reticuli: I still don't believe you.
owl_khyder* [21] puts a pair of high-power bulk erasers on both sides of ooso's head and hits degauss at the same time.
ooso.reticuli: I don't fucking care if you believe me, this shit has gone too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:13:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [22] erase this.
ooso.reticuli: chatopics, good question lol
ooso.reticuli: Samsara XP? lol
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [13] ooso.reticuli: yes, it has. The fact that you're coming in here, creating more drama, and lying about something that didn't happen is taking it too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:14:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you just won't be happy until I totally lose it and do something you can screw me over with won't you...
mal_lockridge: [170] how could someone have wiped your ignore list, ooso? they'd need Yahoo chat administrator privileges.
gremlin_net: [219] Back.
ooso.reticuli: Words are one thing but messing with my computer is taking it too far.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [14] ooso.reticuli: I won't care either way. It's just funny that you're expecting me to care about your lies.
gremlin_net: [220] If ooso.reticuli ignored Hunter, why's it talking to her?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [15] ooso.reticuli: nobody messed with your computer, liar.
ooso.reticuli: Ask Hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [16] Gremlin: because he's a liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:15:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
mal_lockridge: [171] i take that back. they would not. i am tired and not thinking clearly. but they would certainly need to have your IP and have loaded a remote control program on to your machine.
ooso.reticuli: Mal, Gremlin and Hunter got my IP from that website.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [17] I might believe him if his IP showed up in my stats, showing that he was using Linux instead of XP, but, then again, I might not.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:16:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Which is why I suspect them...
gremlin_net: [221] Skimmed the backstory. ooso.reticuli forgot who it had ignored, and pretended that its computer had been reformated? Man, this is an idiot.
ooso.reticuli: Of course they could have given my IP to anyone.
ooso.reticuli: FUCK YOU GREMLIN
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [18] ooso.reticuli: so you're accusing us of the crime that you threatened to commit the other day, when you said you were going to attack dreamhost.com?
ooso.reticuli: Yes I am
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [19] ooso.reticuli: call a cop.
gremlin_net: [222] ooso.reticuli gave its IP to anyone. Making anonymous changes to any MediaWiki site records and publishes ones IP. Smart people know that.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:17:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: If I had proof I would Hunter
mal_lockridge: [172] nods. well, i dont think much of either of them. but hacking could put them in jail for two years, i assume they know that
lubnut786: [102] ooso and gremlin/hunter part 3
lubnut786: [103] im seriously going to go make popcorn and watch this:|
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [20] ooso.liar: call a cop, or shut the fuck up.
gremlin_net: [223] lubnut786: I think it's closer to Part Six. The first three have been at gotards.com for a couple days now.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, there is no fucking part 3, someone toasted my computer and I plan to find out who.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [21] ooso.liar: the evidence would still be on your harddrive. Computer forensics could recover it, and the trail. I know this. You don't. I also know that
lubnut786: [104] lol gremlin
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:18:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
lubnut786: [106] ooso i doubt it was gremlin/hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [22] nobody in this house is responsible for your paranoid ravings. You, however? May just be creating drama to feed yourself.
gremlin_net: [224] The guilty party will now confess, lest ooso.reticuli whimper fecklessly for a second time.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, like I said I don't have proof, but it would make a whole lot of sense.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [23] lubs: I know it wasn't us.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [24] lubs: I also know that it didn't happen. Because he's prone to fits of dramatic, childish lying.
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, I hope you live for a very long time with a very debilitating illness.
ooso.reticuli: I hope you get cancer
ooso.reticuli: I pray you die slowly
owl_khyder: [25] ooso: push people hard enough and they will assist you with getting professional help for your mental issues, whether you want it or not. i suggest a lower profile ...
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:19:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [26] like fucking off entirely and not being a dick.
gremlin_net: [225] ooso.reticuli is applying the same standard of evidence that it had applied to alien invaders: that it would make sense. Call Stockholm; someone needs itself a Nobel.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [25] Of course, if Gremlin had done something, his computer would be irrecoverable. He's like that.
lubnut786: [107] lol hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [26] That ooso.liar is here, blathering mindlessly, tells me that it was not Gremlin, or anyone Gremlin knows. And it was probably just because ooso.liar
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:20:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [27] fucked up his own computer. Not that I believe that anything happened to his computer.
lubnut786: [109] i was going to say that hunter
ooso.reticuli: fuck this room....
owl_khyder: [27] hunter: i think he's a little attention whore who needs a big dose of Ignore.
ooso.reticuli: Wait no...
ooso.reticuli: I will not be run off.
lubnut786: [110] ooso, if gremlin wanted to mess with your computer, he would've made it so that you wouldn't be able to get back online
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [28] Oh! Are we getting a dramatic 'never to return again!' thing?
ooso.reticuli: Even if you mess with my computer again I will not be run off by antagonizing assholes.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:21:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [226] lubnut786: I'd have done more than that. But we'll let the 'tard think I'm that benign.
lubnut786: [111] lol gremlin
ooso.reticuli: I will give you no such satisfaction Hunter
owl_khyder* [28] . o O ( oh, and if _i_ were to mess with your computer, they may not be able to find enough pieces of it to determine what it was. )
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [29] ooso.liar: either prove it, or shut the fuck up. Call a fucking cop, you diseased little drama llama.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [30] ooso.liar: stay. It's funny when you get caught in lies.
owl_khyder* [29] . o O ( especially after the wood chipper's involved. :D )
lubnut786: [113] drama llama:))
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [31] ooso.liar: hell, I don't care if you suddenly take up trolling my site. You can't do a fucking thing to me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:22:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [227] I don't care whether ooso.reticuli flees; its antics to date already make an immense entry at gotards.com.
ooso.reticuli: One day you're gonna mouth off to the wrong person Hunter, and I pray I hear about you on the news.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [33] ooso.liar: your threats are unimpressive.
gremlin_net: [228] Man, we collect a lot of feckless, boring morons who predict that the next feckless, boring moron will teach us a lesson.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [34] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You do not even rank amongst the worst of those who've threatened me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:23:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [32] gremlin: could we do to them what they do to paedophiles on TV?
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you're lucky this is a chatroom where I am more or less powerless.
owl_khyder: [33] like having a TV crew secretly tape what a loser someone is and then descend on them like the spanish inquisition?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [35] ooso.liar: you would be powerless, no matter where you were.
ooso.reticuli: If this was offline I would love to see you say half the shit you do to my face.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [36] ooso.liar: see, now, that's not fair. I couldn't possibly say this, because you'd be screaming, and I'd be laughing.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:24:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [34] gremlin: i'll bet G4 would pay to do it.
ooso.reticuli: No I'd be kicking your head over and over as you lay bleeding on the ground.
ooso.reticuli: ooo he made a terroristic threat call the po po
ooso.reticuli: Stupid cunt
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [37] ooso.liar: you would hit a girl?
gremlin_net: [229] Being six and a half feet tall, and like this IRL yet alive to date, I'm busy smirking at ooso.reticuli's wish that it could meet me offline.
ooso.reticuli: You're not a woman
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:25:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [38] ooso.liar: fine. Prove it.
ooso.reticuli: I wouldn't think twice about having your blood on my hands
demrald: I would kick a woman right in the nuts.
ooso.reticuli: Oh you're female yes but you're no woman
cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: < hides her can of cashews from Dem
owl_khyder: [37] squaaah in da nutz.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [39] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You would not have the guts to come near me, let alone carry out your bullshit e-threats.
the_acosmicist* [4] kicks gremlin in the leg. Shutup. >:)
ooso.reticuli: That's the beauty of it Hunter, here in this room you can go on thinking that.
gremlin_net: [230] the_acosmicist: You're missing the backstory on this idiocy: http://gotards.com/ooso.reticuli
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [40] ooso.liar: and you're right. I'm not a woman. You're more of a woman than I am, what with your girlish fits of dramaqueenishness.
ooso.reticuli: And all I can do is fantasize about if we did meet offline.
the_acosmicist: [5] gremlin_net: I've seen some.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [41] ooso.liar: I could easily go on thinking it in real life, too.
owl_khyder: [38] ooso: she's saying you're her bitch, bitch.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter you seriously think Gremlin could protect you?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [42] ooso.liar: of course I do.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:27:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_acosmicist: [6] ooso.reticuli: I don't think he'd have to.
ooso.reticuli: You have no idea who you're talking to, people used to pay me to beat up bullies in school.
ooso.reticuli: I take pride in beating the shit out of people like you.
the_acosmicist: [7] ooso.reticuli: I'm convinced you lack the balls to try anything.
owl_khyder* [39] . o O ( and the last asshole who tried to assault me got most of his teeth bashed out with a maglite. )
ooso.reticuli: Yet here we are behind our monitors where you know you're safe so you talk lots of shit.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [43] ooso.liar: you take pride in beating girls.
ooso.reticuli: You're a coward Hunter
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:28:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [44] ooso.liar: I would believe that you would hit a girl. Especially one smaller than you.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, girls like you, oh yeah
gremlin_net: [231] So, ooso.reticuli is officially escalating to blubbering about wishing it could beat up a chick. Good.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [45] ooso.liar: that's probably how you got away with beating up other kids in school, too. Big, dumb, slow, older, so they went to you, and you made them
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [46] *pay* you to help.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I barely consider you female, I would feel no remorse
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [47] You're not noble. You aren't even human.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:29:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [40] gremlin: i have a perverse idea. he could be tied up in a chicken coop and left for the chicks to peck him relentlessly ...
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, oh you don't even want to know what I would do to you....
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [48] ooso.liar: let me guess, you're going to spin off into rape fantasies next? That'll be ever-so funny, what with you not considering me female, and
ooso.reticuli: Fuck this room
ooso.reticuli*
owl_khyder: [41] just a thought. not a suggestion. ;)
gremlin_net: [232] owl_khyder: What, more than one? Overkill is unnecessary.
owl_khyder: [43] gremlin: yeah, about sixty. i want it to be like a hitchcock movie.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:30:39 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615

So, apparently, he's going to let everyone know that I'm l33t. Because I posted this. Oh dear. As if anyone that matters is going to believe him, and be able to harm me.

And then he might threaten me some more, being weak and stupid and puffed up by the anonymity he thinks he has.

That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here's Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading -- the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.

The first part is dull. Ooso's regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it. But then, it gets interesting. Because ooso fails at the internet.

I was going to post the interesting part here, but there's a wordpress bug that doesn't allow posts to be over a certain length. Annoying, but...well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive. So there it is. Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.

All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he'd been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting. And then, this:

7:18:02 PM ooso.reticuli: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.

So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat. And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.

Also, this:

• 21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank‎
• 21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux‎(→Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists)
• 21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter‎(Removing all content from page)
• 21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli‎(Removing all content from page)

So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.

And why am I posting this here? Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server. I'm on that server. And he can't do a fucking thing about this.