julio_n_ikko: buxiu you want to know a trick? of your girlfriend has small tits give her viagra and her tits will swell up huge
julio_n_ikko: well the viagra first searches out for dick to swell and finding no dick it will search out the next thing that is pronounced, in a female's body that would be the tits

12:17:18 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick hello iam male from turkey im 38 year old i need a cam sex if your need ? can we make to love by cam?
12:18:23 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick why didnt answer me
12:18:40 AM ahmet_zebari: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick dont afraid me i dont eat you and fuck you

And then, this happened. So I decided to respond to it. And it was funny.

cjudd25* <arrives> Male
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:36:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25: <private> Hi, can I ask you a question?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:37:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) What.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:38:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) i have always wanted to wear a thong in front of a girl but I ahve never bought one, what color do you think I should get?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:39:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25* <leaves the room>
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:40:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) Obviously, you should get Victoria's Secret Pink Cotton Thong in bz4-Rainbow Geo.
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:41:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) no really, do you think I should get a black one?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:42:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) No.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) what then?
LOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:43:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) I already answered that.
cjudd25 : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) but thats a girls style
Hunter.the_CrazyChick : (in PM to cjudd25) So? You might as well go all the way with it.

...and then he disappeared. So sad. Because it could've been funny.

3:21:25 AM hansomehunk23: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick is ur boobs size 38c matches to ur hunder image ?
3:23:27 AM hansomehunk23: ur asl plz
3:23:33 AM hansomehunk23: m/24 NEPAL
3:23:35 AM hansomehunk23: ur ASL plz
3:35:34 AM hansomehunk23: yesssss lick my clitorisssssss, ohhhhhhhhhh, yessssssssssss, I open her cunt lips and put my tongue and sucking her cunt she pressed my head on her cunt and cummed I drink her cunt juice and her cunt is full wet and her cunt lips and clitoris is bright with her wet juice ohhhh what black beauty
3:35:35 AM hansomehunk23: <ding>

7:23:34 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Still around in this room?
7:23:46 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Learned anything worth writing about?
7:52:06 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick I knew you wouldn't respond

I still don't know who that last one is. They seem to be a very devoted fan, though -- dropping in regularly to make sure I'm not active in the room, and then PMing me. Not quite devoted enough to figure out any of my other screennames and bother me there, though.

Unfortunately, I wasn't at my best. I'm sure I could've done much better if I'd just been slightly more awake and able to see.

...and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.

06:30:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: Just imagine a situation, yu are all alone at your house, n i steal into your house get the power fuse off it turns dark n i slowly get closer n closer to you, you are wondering wot happend n as you try to get your eyes settled to the sudden darkness yu find your self pushed against the wall with strong hands finding yourself self to the wall you wonder what is happening then you find your wrists held tight n pressed to the wall above your head n you feel a waram strong body pressed to your body n a hot breath on your face lowering to your mouth as you try to scream before you coult get your voice out..The hunter gets hunted
06:31:53 (non friend) rikky_royston: I seal your mouth with my lips covering your tasty lips sucking your lips n my hand moves slowly down to your neck going slowly lower n lower mmmm your breath goes high thinking where my hand is going now n you cant do anything coz i have pinned you to the bed you are helpless but you feel physically turned on now with mylips kissing sucking your lips n my hand slowly but surely moving towards breast .
06:34:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: as you try to stop me though physically you are willing, i slowly cup your breasts gently caressing both yor lovely breasts my tongue penetrates into your mouth mmm you can feel my hot tongue tip touching your tongue tip your breath races feeling a strong mans grip on you n his aggression on yur faminity n helplessly you got to feel the most sensitive feeling forcefully but you have no choice you can feel your tits getting hard n erect with my touch as i press your breasts play with your tits still sucking kissing your sensitive lips n gently pulling your erect tits your breasts move up n down with your breathing becoming heavier
06:36:40 (non friend) rikky_royston: now i release your lips now you have almost slowly feeling the heat below you close your eyes n i start kissing your neck slowly unhooking your top trying to rip opne your top you move helplessly but cant stop me n you can see n feel yur top open n yor bra exposed to me as i start kissing n holding your breasts in my mouth heat rushes into yur body feeling my soft warm lips around your tits on your bra n the head when i hold them you start to breathe hot air now tell me can you feel me??
06:43:29 (non friend) rikky_royston: hey your pussy is wet now?
6:45:47 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
06:46:03 (non friend) rikky_royston: how are you feeling? want me to continue?
6:46:40 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: How do you think an e-rape victim would feel? Why would anyone want you to continue?
6:46:44 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: You're obviously inept.
6:47:40 AM rikky_royston: coz i know somewhere deep down in that fear your pussy is moist
6:48:07 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What fear? Why would I be afraid of a pathetic, illiterate twit?
6:48:33 AM rikky_royston: mmmmmm illiterate lol
6:48:42 AM rikky_royston: just see
6:48:48 AM rikky_royston: whats gonna happen to you lol
6:49:23 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What's going to happen to me? Are you going to use single letters and badly spelled words to demonstrate your lack of knowledge of female response?
6:49:37 AM rikky_royston: as you try to concentrate on something else coz what i am doing to you is getting you hornier n horier n you feel you may loose your batle with me you try to think somthing else but at tha time i snap your bra hook off n both your breasts jump as they are freed, n with that erect nipple you feel ashamed half naked in front of me before you culd even think something i roll my wet warm tongue round n round your tits gently sucking it n biting you feel your pussy slowly now getting wet with juice flowing drop by drop
6:50:43 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Unfortunately for you, you never got past the first post, because, in this e-reality, you were killed.
6:54:11 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Gosh, didn't like that, did you? Get ready, because now I'm going to stick my penis up your butt.

Franklin H asked -- "Congrefs of the United States"? Were the founding fathers illiterate? [2 Weeks Ago]

Actually, I've been waiting for someone to make the argument that the 'founding fathers' were 'too stupid to take seriously', possibly with that being why the 'bill of rights' is 'dumb' or 'pointless' or should otherwise be ignored. Because they couldn't possibly know what they were doing if they spelled it 'Congrefs'.

Naturally, some of the answers are equally stupid. Something named 'Taliban master' said, 'George washington was and so was john adams.' I guess he must've been called 'Republicans suck' before, because that's how he's being replied to. And, of course, the longer posts are in response to him and not the questioner.

The one marked best by the asker:

'No but Webster was.'

The one that probably should've been best was the one that mentioned that penmanship was different at the time.

There's this one, which doesn't seem to have any context:

'No. Old English is no longer used today as it was in the late 1700s. Try a language history course.

I cringe when I guess your thoughts on Homer and Shakespeare.'

What's Homer got to do with this?

I wonder if this is a typo:

No, the style of writing was different then. Those letters that look like f's are elongated s's. That is why the word congress looks like congreff

This question also caught my attention:

If marijuana is such a bad drug, then why are there so many intelligent people who smoke a joint?

I'm fairly certain this question actually reads more like a series of strange noises intended to get trolls to come in for their daily feeding.

Based on the little not-quite-timestamps, it worked. The original question was posted '13 minutes ago', and the replies start at '6 minutes ago'.

You are clearly mistaken.

Smart people do not smoke marijuana.

From my own observations, people who smoke marijuana are stupid.

It is possible that they might have been smart before they started smoking marijuana.

In fact I would be willing to bet that smoking marijuana reduces your IQ score.

I would like to see a study that investigates the effect of smoking marijuana on your IQ score.

I would be willing to bet that the result will show a dramatic reduction in the IQ of people as a result of their smoking marijuana.
Ethel C
6 minutes ago

...which means, I think, "I would like to see a study that agrees with me, and only a study that agrees with me. Any study that does not agree with me is fake, and obviously done by stupid, stupid potheads."

They arent smart, they just think they are... Thats why they are high.
HP
4 minutes ago

Not that smart would be better than being high. Oh no. Smart is also bad. Smart means you can't be popular. So don't be smart either.

There are no truly intelligent people that smoke marijuana. Because people who really are smart know that it causes a lot of health problems and if they get caught with it, they are going to jail.
Andrew
4 minutes ago

Because intelligence is measured by your ability to assess risk. No, wait, maybe that's insurability. Same letters, though, so it counts.

There was also a somewhat intelligent answer in there, but I chose to skip it.

If anything new shows up after I post this, feel free to comment about it.

I had a look at the profile.

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Real Name: Beth
Nickname: ~*~ Double D ~*~
Location: Modesto, CA
Age: 19
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Obviously a stupid, stupid bot. Why the hell is it targeting me?

Dear Botmakers,

Please have your bots look for males. Kthxbai.

Edit: It won't shut up.

(23:40:59) shaload: Why do you say I cant learn?
(23:42:19) shaload: Just few minutes you learned that I was a shit, so why cant I learn what is to be rude and be polite?
(23:45:13) shaload: Do you any answer for me?

Edit: STILL!

(00:00:50) shaload: If you have anything for me with regards to rude and polite please do mail me ill be waiting for it.
(00:00:53) shaload: bye

Edit: It lied.

(00:08:41) shaload: Hey you look wonderful and cute i just saw your snaps

This is why.

Do you think Lesbians are Gay?
I think a lot you don't understand. Lesbians are not Gay. They are Homosexual yes, but they are not Gay. Get it, got it, good!!!
7 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details

41 seconds ago
Chicky ~ Ask them what LGBT stands for.

The question was from a user called 'GeOrGiA PeAcH HoOdLuM'.

I think it deserves a place in the Idiot Archive, and, since Yahoo Answers is a part of Yahoo, the Yahoo category is probably where it belongs.

People are stupid.

(19:17:22) dvswraith: Where do you guys hang out in chatrooms these days?
(19:30:00) dvswraith: Are you trying to tell me that you are SO busy, you can't talk to an old, "kinda-friend"?
(19:52:29) dvswraith: Hey, since moving to Arizona, I've met a legitimate man that could give "Pandemic" a possible booste to printing with little, or NO cost to you. He's got "alot of irons in the fire", but that's what he does. If even slightly interested, my email addy is dvswraith@yahoo.com. Let me know, I have no intention other than knowing a good story is told.
(20:02:51) dvswraith: I forget the word.....(regrettably being a writer myself), but this man....supports "long shots", because he's rich. YOU, to some degree, know me Hunter. I'm not full of shit, just checking to see if you're interested. If not, then buy all means, tell me to "fuck off".
(20:08:20) dvswraith has buzzed you!
(20:09:43) dvswraith: I know you hate being contacted DIRECTLY, but this is special this time Hunter.
(20:11:41) dvswraith: I'd contact your man, but he never responds to his fans....a fairly, big failing, if you ask me, or any of his fans....

Terribly annoying. Especially since the buzzing started as I sat down to start writing that review. And the messages kept coming. And ooh, a jab at Gremlin, and how all his 'fans' keep complaining to...yeah, right. Whatever. So I formed a terse reply, and an attempted brushoff [I really was hoping he'd try to IM Stephen King]. Which led to a whole bunch of interruptions. I should've known better.

(20:12:12) evilcoffeechick: It's especially annoying when people act offended when I don't reply because I happen to be at least a mile away from my computer at the time. It's Paroxysm, not Pandemic. It's here. And you could've found this out by hitting the board instead of messaging me.
(20:12:31) evilcoffeechick: Complain to Stephen King. He doesn't IM either.
(20:13:47) dvswraith: He changed the name of it, since I received the first chapter a yeat ago, my BAD forgive me.
(20:14:00) evilcoffeechick: Announced on the board still.
(20:15:01) dvswraith: Honestly, I haven't visited his board either in several months...
(20:18:50) dvswraith: I'm not just another "scab" that IMs's you guys. Now, knowing how the internet can be...I understand being on your guard....I'm not looking to steal anything, as I know I couldn't, honestly...I'm looking to possibly help be a part of something, that could be SOMETHING.
(20:25:43) evilcoffeechick: The board's here: http://gremlin.net/bb/index.php -- there are other new book previews posted. And it's an all 'round better way to interact, since it doesn't require instantaneousness, or even presence. As far as some guy who funds 'long shots' because he's rich, it sounds an awful lot like a personal Publish America, but hey, if someone wants to pass a copy along, that's none of my business. I have a movie rewview to write now, though, while it's still painfully fresh.
(20:31:04) dvswraith: Hope you make you make a shit-load of money on your review Hunter.<p

Update: This was waiting for me when I woke up...yesterday.

(14:21:48) dvswraith: Hey Hunter, sorry about last night, I think, perhaps I came off on the wrong page. I was just trying to see what I could do to help you, and Grem, and I see now that I was little behind the times as far as what's happened thus far with his work. My bad.

Somehow, I don't think this is actually worth anything more than the standard e-apology. There's no mention of checking anything in the future instead of going off on 'I'm taking your lack of response personally because I know you're sitting right there I can see you!' fits.

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Real Name: If you prove trustworthy...
Nickname: *EnforcingYourCompliance*
Location: CO
Age: 30
Marital Status:
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Sex:
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Hobbies: Strict, total control, humiliating you, dehumanization, forced service, blackmailing slaves into obedience (my fav)
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(13:27:18) enforcingyourcompliance: very lovely profile(s) and pic, if I may say so...I am in denver and very much interested in getting to know you more intimately...look over My profile and message Me when you have a moment...
(13:33:17) enforcingyourcompliance: I appreciate the reciprocal add, hunter
(14:21:29) enforcingyourcompliance: hello, again...are you on today?

...bored now.