Subject: {I HAVE PAID OVER $27.000.00 USD TO SCAMMER'S} BUT I THANK GOD TODAY
From: Mrs Betty Kitcher info@admin.org
Reply-to: carthyw69@gmail.com

Hello Friend,

I am Mrs. Betty Kircher, I am a US citizen, 45 years Old. I reside here in Brightwood New York City. My residential address is as follows. ,11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772, United States OF America. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria few years ago and they refused to pay me, I have paid over $27,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr. Carthy Walker, who is a member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake and not real.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Carthy Walker showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker today.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

FRONT SHORE COMPENSATION HOUSE

Office Address: no 20 kingsway, victoria island Lagos 23401 Nigeria.
Name : Mr. Carthy Walker
Email: carthyw69@gmail.com
Tel: +(234)803-575-3611.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Mr. Carthy Walker was just $250 dollars for the paper works, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Betty Kitcher.
bkitcher@yahoo.com
11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772,
United States Of America.

I like how the name is spelled two different ways. I wonder if anyone who'd fall for this shit would notice something like that....

From: PATRICIA ALISON mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com
Reply-to: mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com

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I am an old woman suffering from cancer disease. I live in USA. I lost my husband and two children years back in plane crash,
I called a clergyman who ministered to me that I should share my wealth and properties, to motherless babies/orphanage homes/people that need money for survival.
I have 17.5 millions us dollars to give out. So I am reaching you to assist in distribution earthly funds. I will reward you with part of the money in doing it. I am presently in the hospital still hope to cure

That has to be the laziest scam email ever, unless getting two counts as effort. The second one is the same, except for the IP address - 67.159.44.37. And I only shared the headers because they were slightly entertaining.

I may have to stop doing these until Wordpress fixes this bug -- I now have so many search terms that it takes [at least] three posts to fit them all.

So I'm going to have to do it this way for a while.

July 2008 Search Query Report.

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From: irish_malik2008@hotmail.com
Dear Friend,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is lrish Malik, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and oesophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defied all forms of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with a security firm abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart. Please your reply should only be sent to my alternative mail address on:irishmalikjnr@aim.com

lrish Malik.

CAN I TRUST YOU ON THIS?

Gremlin found this line in one of the thousands of Russian-language spams he seems to get. The email had something to do with...email marketing [oddly enough], and I'm really not sure why such a phrase as 'Free cheese only in the mousetrap' was at the end, except that maybe it's some strange way of convincing people that free things will kill you, so buy our products!

And here's one of the many variants of th 419 -- the sick, childless woman who just wants someone to inherit her late husband's massive properties.

Subject: hello my dear
From: marysapp111@hotmail.com
Reply to: marysapp11@hotmail.com
Dearest friend,

I am Mrs.Mary Sapp from Spain. I am deaf and has cancer of the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a child of mine.I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live. i have deposited the funds of $3.5m,i sold from my properties into a security company.

I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you are a good and honest person ,i shall give you the contact of the security company,so as to claim my funds before my death.Expecting your urgent response,and may God bless you as you carry out my wish.

yours dying sister

Mrs.Mary Sapp