Subject: {I HAVE PAID OVER $27.000.00 USD TO SCAMMER'S} BUT I THANK GOD TODAY
From: Mrs Betty Kitcher info@admin.org
Reply-to: carthyw69@gmail.com

Hello Friend,

I am Mrs. Betty Kircher, I am a US citizen, 45 years Old. I reside here in Brightwood New York City. My residential address is as follows. ,11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772, United States OF America. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria few years ago and they refused to pay me, I have paid over $27,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr. Carthy Walker, who is a member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake and not real.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Carthy Walker showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker today.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

FRONT SHORE COMPENSATION HOUSE

Office Address: no 20 kingsway, victoria island Lagos 23401 Nigeria.
Name : Mr. Carthy Walker
Email: carthyw69@gmail.com
Tel: +(234)803-575-3611.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Mr. Carthy Walker was just $250 dollars for the paper works, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Betty Kitcher.
bkitcher@yahoo.com
11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772,
United States Of America.

I like how the name is spelled two different ways. I wonder if anyone who'd fall for this shit would notice something like that....

From: PATRICIA ALISON mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com
Reply-to: mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com

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I am an old woman suffering from cancer disease. I live in USA. I lost my husband and two children years back in plane crash,
I called a clergyman who ministered to me that I should share my wealth and properties, to motherless babies/orphanage homes/people that need money for survival.
I have 17.5 millions us dollars to give out. So I am reaching you to assist in distribution earthly funds. I will reward you with part of the money in doing it. I am presently in the hospital still hope to cure

That has to be the laziest scam email ever, unless getting two counts as effort. The second one is the same, except for the IP address - 67.159.44.37. And I only shared the headers because they were slightly entertaining.

From: irish_malik2008@hotmail.com
Dear Friend,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is lrish Malik, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and oesophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defied all forms of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with a security firm abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart. Please your reply should only be sent to my alternative mail address on:irishmalikjnr@aim.com

lrish Malik.

CAN I TRUST YOU ON THIS?

Gremlin found this line in one of the thousands of Russian-language spams he seems to get. The email had something to do with...email marketing [oddly enough], and I'm really not sure why such a phrase as 'Free cheese only in the mousetrap' was at the end, except that maybe it's some strange way of convincing people that free things will kill you, so buy our products!

And here's one of the many variants of th 419 -- the sick, childless woman who just wants someone to inherit her late husband's massive properties.

Subject: hello my dear
From: marysapp111@hotmail.com
Reply to: marysapp11@hotmail.com
Dearest friend,

I am Mrs.Mary Sapp from Spain. I am deaf and has cancer of the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a child of mine.I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live. i have deposited the funds of $3.5m,i sold from my properties into a security company.

I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you are a good and honest person ,i shall give you the contact of the security company,so as to claim my funds before my death.Expecting your urgent response,and may God bless you as you carry out my wish.

yours dying sister

Mrs.Mary Sapp

Subject: Mrs. Rose Scott
From: rose_scottttttttttttttttttttttt@yahoo.co.jp
Reply to: rose_scott777@yahoo.co.jp

????????????????????????????: rose_scottttttttttttttttttttttt@yahoo.co.jp

I am a widow Mrs. Rose Scott, my late Husband Mr. Christian Scott died on Saturday, 22 October 2005, on a Car accident, am writing to ask for your support to carry out this opportunity, my late husband deposited sum of $14.6m in his account with the bank

- Mrs. Rose Scott

I think 'she' forgot to type the rest....

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How the hell did they find me? I've never sent anything to them.

Survey to be posted later. Feel free to post your own responses to the survey before I get around to it. If you think it's too long for the comments, you can probably post it over on the board. Or on your own site, wherever that may be.

Hell, turn it into one of those ridiculous memethings if you want.

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Reply To: contactagentpaul@gmail.com
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Subject: Barrister Ibrahim.
From: "Ibrahim Ibrahim"
Reply-To: legalact@humanrightactivist.at.gg

To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Dear,

Am barrister Ibrahim Ibrahim, A Human Right Activist and also a legal

solicitor to Late Head of state of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Gen. Sani Abacha.

I write to inform you that am in possession of all legal documents and

authorization of the fund of $35,000,000.00 US DOLLARS, of late

General Sani Abacha, which he deposited with a security company. I

hereby solicit on behalf of his son Mohammed Abacha , who is seeking

for a partner to secure this fund, because the present Government

wants him to declare the asset of the family, in other not to lose his

Late Father’s fund to the Government , he hereby seek for your

interest to secure this fund of $25,000,000.00, moreover at the

success of this, he entitles you to get 30% of the said fund for your

sincerity, and also would want to invest the fund into productivity in

your country, which means your advise and directives are highly

needed.

I await your earliest response.

Barrister Ibrahim Ibrahim.
Tel Nos: 2348051252330
Email: legalact@humanrightactivist.at.gg

Anyway, junkmail:

I've actually gotten about five of six of these since the middle of last year. The first few had pictures of women all over them, but they were all roughly the same as this. And kinda scary, in that 'you're in serious trouble now' sort of way. Why?

Voter Registration Laws REQUIRE me to submit this official application. It was worded so badly it actually convinced me that I was violating a LAW by not being registered. And they have my address. They know where I am. Pretty soon, the cops will be by to arrest me for not registering.

Except...I don't have to register. It's optional, isn't it? So why this scary, scary wording?

And why, if the return postage has been paid for by the Scare People Into Registering Center, do I have to place a stamp there....

Email address: olivia williams [oliviawilliams1@sify.com]

From: Mrs. olivia williams.
#23 Les Caches,St.
Martins, Guernsey,Channel Islands,
United Kingdom.

Dear friend,

I am the above named person but now undergoing medical treatment in London, England. I am married to Dr.
Richard williams. who worked with British Railway Commission in Chelsea England for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 2003.
We were married for fifteen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks.
Before his death he made a vow to use his wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (Eighteen Million US Dollars) with one Finance House.
Presently, this money is still with the Finance House.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 150 days due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.
Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and widows and for propagating peace in the universe.
I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner in which my late husband did not specify.
I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Almighty.
I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband?s relatives around me always.
I do not want them to know about this development.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance House.
I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund.
I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his heart and mind and always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act according to specification herein. Hoping to hear from you.
Thank you and May the Almighty God bless you.
Please direct your replies to my alternative email address:oliviawilliams@gawab.com Yours sincerely Mrs. olivia williams. (Benefactor).