http://www.coffeechick.com/main A Blog Without A Tagline. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:26:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This should be my last post on the subject. I'm not as sadistic as you might think – I could subject you to Midnight Sun, but...I won't. Instead, I'm just going to...talk about this...mad, gibbering horror of a series. Get it out of my system; say a ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/conclusion-tweenporn Finally. Last one. It'll all be over soon. No longer just a nightmare, the line of black advanced on us through the icy mist stirred up by their feet. We’re going to die, I thought in panic. I was desperate for the precious one I guarded, but even ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/breaking-dawn-book-three Welcome to book two. For a change of pace, we get to experience this from the point of view of Jacob. Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. --Breaking Dawn Book Two Prologue I'm not getting my hopes up that this is a departure from the ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/breaking-dawn-book-two I can feel you out there, quietly loathing me; the clickings and scrapings of weapons being assembled, and the singing of a knife being sharpened. Thank you. You can't possibly know how much it means to me that you wish to put me out your misery; but I ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/breaking-dawn-book-one You there. Don't move. I mean it. You will suffer through this one, too. And the one after this. Why? Because I'm a bitch, and I want you to suffer. ALL OUR ATTEMPTS AT SUBTERFUGE HAD BEEN IN VAIN. With ice in ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/eclipse Yes. I'm back to drag you through another one of these – and it only gets worse from here. The last one was like being dragged along a gravel road against your will; this time, it's a beach. With used needles and broken glass. I wasn't ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/new-moon I know I'm running the risk of being entirely too trendy, but I just have to say it: Twilight sucks. I also know what you're about to say. Let's see if I can cover all the outrage all quick-like.... You read that crap? No. No I didn't. I tried. ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/11/twilight The article is here. http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/10/magnapinna-awesome I'm jumping on a bandwagon here -- hopefully early enough to get a good seat. See that image over there? It's a Ralph Lauren ad -- obviously. One that...kinda got a bit of attention, because...well, look at it. It's 'shopped. People noticed. And ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/10/youre-doing-it-wrong This quiz was mentioned over on BadAstronomy a couple of days ago. It's...stupidly easy. I don't know anything about the place offering it, beyond 'they didn't ask me for contact information', so I'm going to pretend it's not relevant. I answered all the questions correctly, and it's so easy ... http://www.coffeechick.com/main/2009/09/science-knowledge-quiz