Locals:

gremlin.net: Exposing the Suck Since 1997 Not really much to say about this….
News of the Stoopid What it says.
The Great American Swyndle Guess.
The Peanut Gallery Baron’s site.
Lly Lly’s got a little space here, too, and she’s in the process of putting together a blog.
Slackerhood A novel, or something.
Encyclopaedia Expurgatia I cannot be expected to describe this. I can, however, waste lots and lots of time reading it.
GoTards.com It’s GoTards.com. It’s also a Wiki, which may lead to people immediately dismissing it, as is fashionable.
Imbecilese Words, as defined by common usage.

Other Peoples' Websites:

Painted Raven Art Flashtalon’s website, with artwork for sale.

Other Peoples' Blogs [which are somehow different from 'websites', because I'm strange]:

The Unquiet Mind Rowan’s Blog
mama_pajama’s Yahoo 360 page Mama_Pajama’s Blog
Grammy’s Diarrhea of the Mind Rara’s new blog.
Lil Miss Atheist’s Blog Someone else I know from chat.
http://stray-dog-blog.blogspot.com/ Yet another person I know from chat.
Yahoo! 360 - Xiphology Blog thing, fellow chatter. Xiph. She’s one of those strange humans with which I have things in common. Migraines, aversion to blogs and dishes….
Deus ex Machina Zombie’s blog. I like Zombie. She’s one of the other reasons I decided it was okay to blog.
Enjoy Every Sandwich This guy is so good, I can even stand to read his posts about politics. And I almost understand them when I do!
~Judyisms~ Judy, from Religion:1. She can be quite entertaining, and she hasn’t ignored me yet.
We Get You When You Sleep What I assume is Jhonen Vasquez’s LiveJournal.
Ravenone Blog …because I keep forgetting where she is.
The Reptipage: A Site Devoted to Reptiles Jurassosaur’s website, recently blogified.

Sites I Read [that aren't in any other category yet]:

WWTDD.com: What Would Tyler Durden Do? I’m stealing other people’s links, now, because I surely do not have enough of my own. Because of this, I’m not sure how to describe this link.
Go Fug Yourself fugly is the new pretty, or so the tagline says at the moment of this link-add.
trainwrecks.net - Sometimes, you just can’t look away. Zombie just gave me this. It’s like…all sorts of ‘net drama, all in one place.
Something Awful The Internet Makes You Stupid
We Three Bitches Got a dilemma? Ask the bitches.
Violent Acres I’m not going to hate this just because you do.
Overheard in New York Entertaining to me, but if you’re the sort of person deeply and morally offended by the idea of quoting and transcripts…well, you should fuck off anyway, you weak shit.
BadAstronomy.com Good blog. The topic should be painfully obvious.

Useful Links

Cosmetic Ingredients Dictionary This is left over from the Cat Dying incident.
getthepill.com - Morning After Pill (Emergency Contraception) It deserves a link. It deserves lots of links, especially if it’s legit, and I think it is.
TinyURL This thing keeps coming up in the chatroom, so I might as well link to it. It makes gigantic links into little ones.
WeatherUnderground A weather site. I know, boring, huh? I really like it. Might be because it’s all shiny and new to me, though.
digitalFAQ.com | Digital Media Guides & Services This seems like a good reference. I’ve used it in trying to figure out whether or not I should buy certain things.
OptOutPrescreen.com Consider this a public service or something. This site lets you opt out of all those annoying ‘prescreened’ credit offers — or, if you’re really crazy, to opt in. For out, you can either go 5 years, or permanent.
National Do Not Call Registry The do not call registry — national version. Keep the telemarketers from bothering you. Don’t forget to register your cellphone. And remember, you probably have to register at the state level, too.
Consumer Assistance This site offers another way of getting off telemarketer’s lists. It also offers a way to get off email lists — assuming the spammer uses their registry to clean theirs — mailing lists, and a way to get your dead relatives off them, too. As far as I k
Colorado Do Not Call Registration Website Some states don’t use the national registry, or something. Colorado is one of the states with a seperate registry. Luckily, registration is free.
Florida Do Not Call Registry Website Florida, while having a website, doesn’t seem to understand that they could have an online form. They seem to require you to download a form, fill it out, and mail it in with $10, plus $5 for each additional number to get on their list.
Indiana Do Not Call Website It looks like you can register with an online form, and I can’t find anything about a fee. The website urges Indiana residents to register, because their list provides more protection under state laws. Or something….
Kentucky Do Not Call Website Online registration, I assume, and the website says it’s free.
Louisiana Do Not Call Website Free online registration.
Massachusetts Do Not Call Website Online, and free.
Mississippi Do Not Call Website Free and online, but it says you may not register cellphones, which really sucks since it seems they can call you on those now….
Missouri No Call List Website Free and online.
Oklahoma Do Not Call Website Registration is online and free.
Pennsylvania Do Not Call Website Free and Online. With the PA site, you don’t have to register with the National list, because they do it for you.
Tennessee Do Not Call Website Free, but it doesn’t seem to be an online registration thing. Cellphones used for non-commercial purposes can be registered.
Texas Do Not Call Website Free registration online, fee-based registration by mail. And it only lasts for three years, either way.
Wisconsin Do Not Call Website Free, online, but only lasts for two years
Wyoming Do Not Call Website Kinda a pointless link, since they tell you that you have to go to the non-federal no call list and register there instead….
Demystifying Common-Law Marriage Since people don’t seem to understand the concept….

Educational Stuff:

BrainBench.com Not everything’s free, but who cares. Taking free online tests is FUN! And so is learning.
EHow.com Clear Instructions on how to do just about anything. Or, so they say….
Free Online Language Courses I think this is pretty much what it says. I had a lot of stuff on those old links pages.
HowStuffWorks.com ‘Learn how everything works.’ I’m big on the learning.
SoYouWanna.com ‘SoYouWanna.com teaches you how to do all the things nobody taught you in school.’
Free-Ed.net Free Education on the Internet.

Wikis:

wikiality.com Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica “your one-stop shop for lulz.”

Companies that Suck:

Best Buy They suck. They really suck. Their service plans are a scam, and they’re selling cables for…hell, I don’t know, probably a good 100% profit. Shop somewhere else.
Circuit City Also sucks. My laptop is missing the tab key because of their service company. Avoid these guys, too — or, if you MUST shop there [if the prices are magically better, or something], do NOT get their service plan.
Code Junkies Worst. Customer. Service. Ever. They’ve got this form that goes nowhere — it just sends you an email to a support site that goes even more nowhere. Sometimes, you can get an email address that works, but it works about as well as their phone sup
Idis.com I don’t know if these guys are still around. Gremlin used to use them. They had this thing that promised a feature would be implemented by sometime before the year 2000…well into 2002. They’ve also got this utter scam referral thing that never paid o

Companies that Don't Suck:

NewEgg.com Computer stuff, and other stuff. They have wonderful customer service. Also, if you don’t mind paying a little more, your best bet is with the cheapest FedEX shipping, because UPS suck.
Welcome to Coca-Cola I got a bad case of coke once — just a little old, not actually ‘out of date’ — and they sent me some freebie coupons.
Lays.com Stupid little complaint, led to freebie coupons. That makes them just fine in my book. If only they’d, I don’t know, pick up Middleswarth for nationwide distribution, or something….
Altoids Mints One off-flavour mint in my Cinnamon ‘mints’, and they sent me two bucks. Please note, nothing I say about any of these good companies should be used to take advantage of them.
Stain Removal from Carbona One of their products got out a 7 year old blood stain; I told them about it, and in exchange for a release on the review, they sent me many free products, and many non-expiring coupons.
GiantMicrobes.com Plush microbes. It’s so wonderful…..

For your inner child, or something. Assuming you haven't chained it to an exposed pipe in some closet:

Flying Spaghetti Monster Hat I know you’re all wondering what to do with all that extra time and yarn….
Menstruations-Barbie Someone brought up ‘tampon barbie’ in chat, and this is what I [eventually] tracked down. The internet is strange.
A Guide to Safe Schools …profiling kids for…whatever reason. Or something.
Trenchcoat.org HATE MAIL! It’s funny.
H2G2 Text Game The old Infocom text game of HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs Attack The only cards I collected as a child. My set disappeared back then; Gremlin found me a complete set on EBay and bought them, along with the first issue of a three part comic — the first issue was all that was ever made.
Superdickery Galleries This shit was in comicbooks?
Page By Page Books. Read Classic Books Online, Free. The site itself is a little ugly, but they really do have a bunch of books, and the format actually allows for bookmarking exactly where you are and recalling it later….
BK Halloween Masks …the eyes….
Instant Voodoo — InstantVoodoo.com I remembered this being in some sort of ad for…something or other. I guess it had to do with Progressive. It’s kinda neat.
SpookyLand- Roman Dirge This probably shouldn’t come as a surprise, but a good chunk of my thought process would read a lot like Lenore [with more than a dash of Gir], if I could ever DO anything. I’m convinced I can’t do anything because people are siphoning off my brain….

Sites about pets -- where to get them, and how to care for them:

Animal Rescue and Adoption Society A ‘local’ no-kill cat shelter with a special section for ’special needs’ cats.
TheCatSite.com Forums This is a pretty decent forum if you have any questions, or just want to share stuff about cats. The rest of the site is pretty decent, too.
http://www.anapsid.org Melissa Kaplan’s Herp and Green Iguana Information Collection

Sites about videogame type stuff. Y'know, consoles, games, stuff....:

Quick Journal - Nintendo DS News About the only site I go to for DS news, mostly because it’s the only one I know of right now.
Quick Journal - Nintendo Wii News Where I get stuff about the Wii. If you can’t tell, QJ has a lot of stuff. I’m going to link to the ones I use, just to take up space.
Quick Journal - PSP Updates I don’t use it often, but…whatever.
http://www.gamepolitics.com/ Where politics and videogames collide. At least, that’s what the site says. I found it doing a search on Jack Thomson.
MoonBooks Books on your DS Lite.

Food-Related-Things:

Burger Rings Page Burger Rings has been around since 1974 and has a unique burger flavour that no other snack brand can match! Burger Rings not only tastes great but is also made from 100% corn to give a more satisfying crunchy snack.
Octodog’s Frankfurter Converter,The fun, simple and safer way to turn ordinary hotdogs into exciting to cook and super fun to eat! …it’s just so WRONG.
The Road to Turducken The most entertaining ‘recipe’ I’ve ever read.
HomeBasics I made lasagna from a recipe on this site, and it turned out yummy — and I’m normally a disaster in the kitchen. I should probably keep track of this site.

Lovecraftish stuff:

the Complete works of H. P. Lovecraft It just really needs to be on my links page.
The Necronomicon Files The website related to a decent book, and current ‘home’ of the old “Official Mythos FAQ,” which is sorta like a tiny version of the Encyclopedia Cthulhiana.
BloopWatch.org Where the Mythos meets Reality
Neil Gaiman - I Cthulhu “a long-lost story by Neil Gaiman”

Atheistish and Religionish:

TBN Archive Just in case you missed a show, or want to watch one more than once.
Dr. E. V. Hill. …Dr. E. V. Hill? If I were a televangelist and I had that name, I think I’d drop one of those letters….
Stop it God Petition A petition to make god stop doing bad things, because it isn’t funny anymore.
Little Audry Santo’s Official Web Page This is just so fucking disgusting. Ogrish has NOTHING on this….
The Brick Testament They should teach the Bible this way….
In Memory of Atheists in Foxholes This seems important. It also seems like it shouldn’t be at a geocitiesish website hosting place.
The Official God FAQ …just what it says it is. The Official God FAQ
God’s FAQ Another GodFAQ.
James Randi Educational Foundation I don’t think I have this here, and I really should.
Kent Hovind - Analysis of Kent Hovind (Dr Dino) The safer way to expose yourself to Dr. Dino.
God is for Suckers! Figure it out.
CultNews.com A news perspective with analysis from cult expert Rick Ross [taken from the site].

Cute:

Squee on KittenWar Squee. Just…click.
Cute Overload! This site is an evil conspiracy of cuteness. If cuteness caused cavities, your teeth would rot out within thirty seconds of loading this page. I’m dying acute cute toxicity right now.
Stuff On My Cat My friend [yes, I have friends. IRL ones, even] sent me this. It’s funny and a little disturbing at times.
Hitler cats! Offensively cute! Or something. I don\’t know what\’s wrong with people….
WiiKitty.com It was only a matter of time. The internet does love it some cat pictures….
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? lolcats with tags for your easiness [it's what the subtitle says, don't blame me]

News-related sites:

The Onion - America\’s Finest News Source Other than the Daily Show, the Weekly World News, and the National Prevaricator probably the best place to get your news.

Death, Gore, and Other Reasons to Party:

World of Death Beheading videos, death photos, suicides and crime scenes.
Ogrish.com Now something called ‘liveleak.com’….
Death and Dementia The Internet Resource for Death — one of my [rather large] collection of websites dealing with death, gore and other things normal people aren’t into looking at. No, this is not a sexual thing for me.
The Asylum Eclectica I don’t remember what this is….
U.S. Death Statistics Death Stats! Yay.
Weird contraception: Don’t try this at home Lly sent me this. It seemed good enough to make a link out of. When I first posted it, I called it ‘procrastination-justification’, but now I’m getting stuff done.

Links on Links:

Portal of Evil I link to this mostly for the Archives. The archives are really fucking funny. An old regular from AvC [a real nut], lightpiercingthedark, is actually listed under one of the archives.
A links page…. A links page on a links page, how nice. This comes from my collection of morbid shit. This list is of true crime and death stuff.
Google Search: warning labels soft drinks Brought to you by “I told you so.”

Really Crappy Websites:

http://www.3200.us/ This page is fucking horrible….

Miscellaneous - because I can't sort EVERYTHING:

The Movie Script Archive A movie script search engine, I guess….
Bill of Rights — Security Edition Small metal cards with the bill of rights printed on them.
Migraine Blog A blog on migraines, found through another migraine website.
419 Eaters.com Funny, funny things involving those money scam spams just about everyone gets.
Positive Liberty - Blog Archive - How Not to Make Me Ex-Gay I recommend reading this and the link mentioned at the beginning of it. I don’t recommend trying to ‘cure’ anyone of being gay. If you have issues with that, take two GET THE FUCK OVER ITs three times a day, or with every meal.
TCS: Tech Central Station - The Super Size Me Con: The Truth About The Film Super Size Me by Morgan Spurlock I really don’t have anything to say about the link, except that it’s about Super Size Me, and I thought that movie was utter shit.
Procrastination hack This doesn’t work for me. It might work for other people, though.
The Rest of the Story: Tobacco News Analysis and Commentary There’s an article on this website that makes me want to scream “I told you so” — it’s about the ‘anti-tobacco lawyers’ going after soda.
Why you should continue to date me; a series of charts and graphs. by Joel A. Friesen Just because it’s funny….
SAFER (Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation) - Denver Initiative The website of the group that managed to push through the whole ‘Pot is legal in Denver’ thing, and they now want to make that actually work by making it legal [for people over 21] at the state level.
LEAP: Law Enforcement Against Prohibition - Homepage A site I found through an article about the whole Denver SAFER thing.
The Best Page In The Universe Mostly because of the orbitz article. I haven’t been a big fan of them since their “don’t think” campaign assaulted my sensibilities, and if they’re fucking people over, then a little bad word of mouth never hurt anyone…that didn’t deserve it.
The AOLer Translator This is bad. Really bad. It’ll hurt you if you use it.
Smartania Just in case someone out there thinks I’m the only one who does things like ‘the idiot archive’…or, well, actually just because it’s funny.
Burger King ‘Where Is Your God Now?’ Generator The Burger King, in three different images. You get to put text on them through a simple form.
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! on Showtime - Official Home Page of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! …because my links page is easier to dig through than my bookmarks.
An amazingly detailed sexual fetish ‘chart’ thing. Skate reminded me of this in chat today, and I just had to track it down and link to it from my site so I never lost it again.
Satellite News The Official Mystery Science Theater 3000 Web Site