So, I watched Transformers 2 last night. And, I gotta say, I'm very, very glad I wasn't the one paying to see it...but, I am wondering some things....

Like, why was that one Decepticon able to pass as human? And why, exactly, does the little cube shard -- like the regular cube -- instantly make little Decepticons? Are we working on fucked up Gremlins rules here? And by that, I mean The New Batch and not the less-goofy/more-evil first movie. Do these things eventually grow up and become un-evil? I kinda always wondered about that when watching Gremlins, too, but...it was less annoying [until the sequel].

And what the fuck was the deal with the icecream truck made out of two things that suddenly was able to become two different, newer cars?

Also: who the fuck was Emperor Palpatine? I know, that sounds like a very stupid question, but, seriously, that guy that Megatron magically teleported back to...wherever to talk to...who the fuck was he, besides the Emperor?

And, on that subject, how the fuck did Megatron get there so quickly? And, if they can teleport [and it seems that they can], why don't they just do that all the time? Is it just something the Decepticons can do? Is that why the Autobots are always being air-lifted in? And why the hell does Prime need a parachute?

And why the fuck is Jetfire a crotchety old english guy with a cane?

...please, don't make a sequel just to answer these questions. That would be bad.

So, I did it. I got a facebook account. I was kinda lured in by all the great timewasters, like Bejeweled Blitz. And those stupid, stupid quizzes.

Also, I just had to see if they really verified names or anything. They, uh, don't.

I'm not really there for the social networking, although I have reconnected with a couple of highschool friends.

...must go play more. See if I can actually get that 100k badge while I mentally chew on this problem I'm having with the website I'm doing.

Not sure how I did that. It just kept crashing....

But, I fixed it. By deleting my Yahoo account and re-adding it. And, while I was doing that, I loaded up regular Yahoo messenger, and found out that I, apparently, am now a 'power user'. Which means I get a little crown, ribbon or trophy next to my name. And I get to pick from a series of really silly online/offline icons. Like this:

...so, I don't know what the hell's going on. But now everyone knows that I'm online all the time.