Subject: {I HAVE PAID OVER $27.000.00 USD TO SCAMMER'S} BUT I THANK GOD TODAY
From: Mrs Betty Kitcher info@admin.org
Reply-to: carthyw69@gmail.com

Hello Friend,

I am Mrs. Betty Kircher, I am a US citizen, 45 years Old. I reside here in Brightwood New York City. My residential address is as follows. ,11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772, United States OF America. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria few years ago and they refused to pay me, I have paid over $27,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Mr. Carthy Walker, who is a member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake and not real.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Mr. Carthy Walker showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker today.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

FRONT SHORE COMPENSATION HOUSE

Office Address: no 20 kingsway, victoria island Lagos 23401 Nigeria.
Name : Mr. Carthy Walker
Email: carthyw69@gmail.com
Tel: +(234)803-575-3611.

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Mr. Carthy Walker was just $250 dollars for the paper works, take note of that. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Mr. Carthy Walker so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Betty Kitcher.
bkitcher@yahoo.com
11 Brightwood St, Patchogue, NY,11772,
United States Of America.

I like how the name is spelled two different ways. I wonder if anyone who'd fall for this shit would notice something like that....

From: PATRICIA ALISON mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com
Reply-to: mrsppatriciaalison@rediff.com

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I am an old woman suffering from cancer disease. I live in USA. I lost my husband and two children years back in plane crash,
I called a clergyman who ministered to me that I should share my wealth and properties, to motherless babies/orphanage homes/people that need money for survival.
I have 17.5 millions us dollars to give out. So I am reaching you to assist in distribution earthly funds. I will reward you with part of the money in doing it. I am presently in the hospital still hope to cure

That has to be the laziest scam email ever, unless getting two counts as effort. The second one is the same, except for the IP address - 67.159.44.37. And I only shared the headers because they were slightly entertaining.

From: irish_malik2008@hotmail.com
Dear Friend,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is lrish Malik, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and oesophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defied all forms of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and
extended family members and as well as a few close friends. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organizations in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with a security firm abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart. Please your reply should only be sent to my alternative mail address on:irishmalikjnr@aim.com

lrish Malik.

CAN I TRUST YOU ON THIS?

From: Mrs. Rosemary Brown mrsrosemarybrown110@live.com
Reply To: mrsrosemarybrown2001@live.com

YOUR SISTER IN THE LORD JESUS
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT ON
CHURCHES AND ORPHANAGES
FROM MRS ROSEMARY BROWN OF NETHERLANDS

Dearest one in the Lord

My name is Rosemary Brown(Mrs). Naturally, this letter might come to you as a surprise, since we have not met before.it is by the grace of God that this took ocurred,knowing the truth and the truth shall set me free. Having known the truth, i had no choice than to do what is lawful and rightful in the sight of god for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God's mercy and glory upon my life. I have the pleasure to share my life briefly history with you and also prayed over it, God revealed to me that you are genuine hearted and can do this work.

I am the above named person from netherlands. I am married to Dr.William Brown who worked with netherlands embassy in London for nine years before his death on march 2003.we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death, we were both born again christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Eighteen million, five hundred thousand us dollars ($18.5) with UNITY TRUST BANK LONDON PLC.

Altogether, i have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself any more. Presently, this money is still with the above mentioned bank in london. And the management just wrote me as the wife of the depositor to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf since i cannot come over there due to my illness. Again, i'm with my laptop in a hospital where i have been undergoing treatment for cancer which had indicated to my doctor that i would not last for the next four months according to his statement.

So it is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations,churches because our relatives have plundered so much of our wealth after my husband's death and my illness got deteriorated. I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please,i beg you in the name of god to help me and utilize the above mentioned funds and its interest and distribute it accordingly.

Having known my condition i decided to donate this fund to church or a christian individual that will utilize this money the way i am going to instruct herein.i want a person that has God fearing. Someone that will use this money on churches, orphanages etc propagating the word of god and to ensure that the house of god is maintained. The bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because i don't have any child that will inherit this money. My husband relatives are not christians and i don't want this hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

My happiness is that i lived a life of a worthy christian. So i am not afraid of death hence i know where i am going. I know that i am going to be in the bossom of the lord. Exodus 14 vs 14 says that; the lord will fight my case and i shall hold my peace. Whoever that wants to serve the lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Please i don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. Any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or christian individual for this same purpose.

Please kindly contact me for arrangements regarding this transaction and assure me that you will act accordingly as i stated herein and you can not betray me once you receive this money into your account. I want you and the church to always pray for me. Please for more details contact me on mrsrosemarybrown200@yahoo.fr

Thanks and may God Almighty Guide and Bless you upon helping me with this project Amen
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours sister in the lord,
Mrs Rosemary Brown

Gremlin found this line in one of the thousands of Russian-language spams he seems to get. The email had something to do with...email marketing [oddly enough], and I'm really not sure why such a phrase as 'Free cheese only in the mousetrap' was at the end, except that maybe it's some strange way of convincing people that free things will kill you, so buy our products!

And here's one of the many variants of th 419 -- the sick, childless woman who just wants someone to inherit her late husband's massive properties.

Subject: hello my dear
From: marysapp111@hotmail.com
Reply to: marysapp11@hotmail.com
Dearest friend,

I am Mrs.Mary Sapp from Spain. I am deaf and has cancer of the breast, I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a child of mine.I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live. i have deposited the funds of $3.5m,i sold from my properties into a security company.

I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity,deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.If you are a good and honest person ,i shall give you the contact of the security company,so as to claim my funds before my death.Expecting your urgent response,and may God bless you as you carry out my wish.

yours dying sister

Mrs.Mary Sapp

Subject: Mrs. Rose Scott
From: rose_scottttttttttttttttttttttt@yahoo.co.jp
Reply to: rose_scott777@yahoo.co.jp

????????????????????????????: rose_scottttttttttttttttttttttt@yahoo.co.jp

I am a widow Mrs. Rose Scott, my late Husband Mr. Christian Scott died on Saturday, 22 October 2005, on a Car accident, am writing to ask for your support to carry out this opportunity, my late husband deposited sum of $14.6m in his account with the bank

- Mrs. Rose Scott

I think 'she' forgot to type the rest....

Subject: PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
From: Stella J Morris [stella_jmorris@yahoo.com.sg]
I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: stella_jmorris@yahoo.com.sg

From: Mrs. Stella J.Morris

PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.

I am the above named person from kuwait. I am married to Dr.Jerry Morris who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 12Million Dollars (twelve Million US Dollars) with one finance/security company in Amsterderm-Netherlands.

Presently, This money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this funds to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Amsterderm-Netherlands. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this Funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to hearing from you.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN NETHERLANDS IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Name: BARRISTER Daniel Ruba
Tel number: 234.
Fax number: 0031-847-131601
Email address: rjc_chammbers@lawyer.com

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Stella J.Morris

Note: reply email to rjc_chammbers@lawyer.com

- Stella J Morris

From: douglas_yousufoxxxx4@yahoo.com.tw
Reply-To: douglas_yousufo@myway.com
Subject: YOUR DIVINE FAVOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR SIR/MADAM

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.I AM MR. DOUGLAS YOUSUFO, I WORK IN THE CITY TRUST BANK COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN, WEST AFRICA, PACKAGING AND COURIER DEPARTMENT. I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY SEARCH FOR A HONEST PERSON THROUGH ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES HERE IN THE CITY TRUST BANK WHO SAID THAT I CAN CONFIDE IN YOU. I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR THIS PACKAGE THAT IS ALREADY IN OVER SEAS WHICH I SHIPPED IN THROUGH OUR CITY TRUST BANK ACCREDITED COURIER AGENT BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE IS ($22,000,000.00) ALL IN $100.00 BILLS, BELONGING TO OUR LATE PRESIDENT WHO DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR, BUT THE COURIER COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THAT IT IS HIS MONEY THAT I HAVE IN THE PACKAGE.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME NOW IS TO FORWARD TO ME THIS BELOW

INFORMATION.YOUR FULLNAME, AGE, OCCUPATION,RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS OR OFFICE CURRENT/PRIVATE MAILING ADDRESS, PRIVATE PHONEAND FAX NUM AND I HOPE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WILL HAVE 30% AND 70% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY COLLEAGUES.

MY IDENTITY MUST NOT BE REVEALED TO ANYBODY. IF THIS ARRANGEMENT IS

OKAY BY YOU, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME FOR SECURITY REASONS. OTHER MODALITIES WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK TO ME INCLUDING SENDING OF THE

KEYS TO THEBOXES TO YOU.

NOTE: COMMUNICATION SHOULD BE STRICTLY THROUGH E-MAIL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR. DOUGLAS YOUSUFO

IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND FEEL THAT YOU WILL ASSIST ME IN

THIS MATTER, SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ON HOW TO GET THE CONSIGNMENT OF MONEY DELIVERED TO YOUR ADDRESS AND YOUR SINCERITY TOWARDS THIS MATTER.

- DOUGLAS YOUSUFO

I wonder how much that package weighs. I also wonder how many presidents, princes, and other rich people have died in Africa today with that much American money, because, just based on the spam I get, there are more presidents, princes, and rich people in Africa than any other kind of person in the world. And with all the money they have stashed away...wow.

From: DAN VESS [danielvess26@mac.com]
To: danielvess26@mac.com
CC:
Subject: SGT 1ST CLASS ) DANIEL V. ESS
Originating-IP: 172.16.1.76, 66.178.82.213

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?. HOPE ALL IS WELL.
MY NAME IS ( SGT 1ST CLASS ) DANIEL V. ESS, I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, SERVING IN THE MILITARY WITH THE ARMY?S 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION. WITH A VERY DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE, I HAVE SUMMED UP COURAGE TO CONTACT YOU. I FOUND YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS IN AN ADDRESS JOURNAL. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF ( $8 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS ) EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO YOU IN UNITED STATES, AS FAR AS I CAN BE ASSURED THAT MY SHARE WILL BE SAFE IN YOUR CARE UNTIL I COMPLETE MY SERVICE HERE, THIS IS NO STOLEN MONEY, AND THERE ARE NO DANGER INVOLVED. SOURCE OF MONEY: SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM?S OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION, AND IT WAS AGREED BY STAFF SGT KENNETH BUFF AND I THAT SOME PART OF THIS MONEY BE SHARED AMONG BOTH OF US BEFORE INFORMING ANYBODY ABOUT IT SINCE BOTH OF US SAW THE MONEY FIRST. THIS WAS QUITE AN ILLEGAL THING TO DO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT ? NO COMPENSATION CAN MAKE UP FOR THE RISK WE HAVE TAKEN WITH OUR LIVES IN THIS HELL HOLE. OF WHICH MY BROTHER IN-LAW WAS KILLED BY A ROAD SIDE BOMB LAST WEEK. YOU WILL FIND THE STORY OF THIS MONEY ON THE WEB ADDRESS BELOW;

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A35080-2003Apr24?

THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITHISH CONTACT WORKING HERE, AND HIS OFFICE ENJOY SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGE OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT. HE DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE, AND BELIEVES THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITHISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN AN RAID HERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES. I HAVE NOW FOUND A VERY SECURED WAY OF GETTING THE PACKAGE OUT OF IRAQ TO Your Country FOR YOU TO PICK UP, AND I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU WHEN I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME. I WANT YOU TO TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FROM THIS MONEY FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU WILL GIVE TO ME. ONE PASSIONATE APPEAL I WILL MAKE TO YOU IS NOT TO DISCUSS THIS MATTER WITH ANYBODY, SHOULD YOU HAVE REASONS TO REJECT THIS OFFER, PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE DESTROY THIS MESSAGE AS ANY LEAKAGE OF THIS INFORMATION WILL BE TOO BAD FOR US SOLDIER?S HERE IN IRAQ. I DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG WE WILL REMAIN HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOT, WOUNDED AND SURVIVED TWO SUICIDE BOMB ATTACKS BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD, THIS AND OTHER REASONS I WILL MENTION LATER HAS PROMPTED ME TO REACH OUT FOR HELP, I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY,
PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WITH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS WHICH IS MY ONLY WAY OF COMMUNICATION.

( daniel_v_vess01@yahoo.es )

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
ATTACH IS OUR PICTURE AND THE MONEY.

I guess they figured out that the old 419 wasn't working, or something.