Unfortunately, I wasn't at my best. I'm sure I could've done much better if I'd just been slightly more awake and able to see.

...and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.

06:30:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: Just imagine a situation, yu are all alone at your house, n i steal into your house get the power fuse off it turns dark n i slowly get closer n closer to you, you are wondering wot happend n as you try to get your eyes settled to the sudden darkness yu find your self pushed against the wall with strong hands finding yourself self to the wall you wonder what is happening then you find your wrists held tight n pressed to the wall above your head n you feel a waram strong body pressed to your body n a hot breath on your face lowering to your mouth as you try to scream before you coult get your voice out..The hunter gets hunted
06:31:53 (non friend) rikky_royston: I seal your mouth with my lips covering your tasty lips sucking your lips n my hand moves slowly down to your neck going slowly lower n lower mmmm your breath goes high thinking where my hand is going now n you cant do anything coz i have pinned you to the bed you are helpless but you feel physically turned on now with mylips kissing sucking your lips n my hand slowly but surely moving towards breast .
06:34:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: as you try to stop me though physically you are willing, i slowly cup your breasts gently caressing both yor lovely breasts my tongue penetrates into your mouth mmm you can feel my hot tongue tip touching your tongue tip your breath races feeling a strong mans grip on you n his aggression on yur faminity n helplessly you got to feel the most sensitive feeling forcefully but you have no choice you can feel your tits getting hard n erect with my touch as i press your breasts play with your tits still sucking kissing your sensitive lips n gently pulling your erect tits your breasts move up n down with your breathing becoming heavier
06:36:40 (non friend) rikky_royston: now i release your lips now you have almost slowly feeling the heat below you close your eyes n i start kissing your neck slowly unhooking your top trying to rip opne your top you move helplessly but cant stop me n you can see n feel yur top open n yor bra exposed to me as i start kissing n holding your breasts in my mouth heat rushes into yur body feeling my soft warm lips around your tits on your bra n the head when i hold them you start to breathe hot air now tell me can you feel me??
06:43:29 (non friend) rikky_royston: hey your pussy is wet now?
6:45:47 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
06:46:03 (non friend) rikky_royston: how are you feeling? want me to continue?
6:46:40 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: How do you think an e-rape victim would feel? Why would anyone want you to continue?
6:46:44 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: You're obviously inept.
6:47:40 AM rikky_royston: coz i know somewhere deep down in that fear your pussy is moist
6:48:07 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What fear? Why would I be afraid of a pathetic, illiterate twit?
6:48:33 AM rikky_royston: mmmmmm illiterate lol
6:48:42 AM rikky_royston: just see
6:48:48 AM rikky_royston: whats gonna happen to you lol
6:49:23 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What's going to happen to me? Are you going to use single letters and badly spelled words to demonstrate your lack of knowledge of female response?
6:49:37 AM rikky_royston: as you try to concentrate on something else coz what i am doing to you is getting you hornier n horier n you feel you may loose your batle with me you try to think somthing else but at tha time i snap your bra hook off n both your breasts jump as they are freed, n with that erect nipple you feel ashamed half naked in front of me before you culd even think something i roll my wet warm tongue round n round your tits gently sucking it n biting you feel your pussy slowly now getting wet with juice flowing drop by drop
6:50:43 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Unfortunately for you, you never got past the first post, because, in this e-reality, you were killed.
6:54:11 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Gosh, didn't like that, did you? Get ready, because now I'm going to stick my penis up your butt.

That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here's Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading -- the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.

The first part is dull. Ooso's regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it. But then, it gets interesting. Because ooso fails at the internet.

I was going to post the interesting part here, but there's a wordpress bug that doesn't allow posts to be over a certain length. Annoying, but...well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive. So there it is. Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.

All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he'd been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting. And then, this:

7:18:02 PM ooso.reticuli: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.

So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat. And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.

Also, this:

• 21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank‎
• 21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux‎(→Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists)
• 21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter‎(Removing all content from page)
• 21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli‎(Removing all content from page)

So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.

And why am I posting this here? Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server. I'm on that server. And he can't do a fucking thing about this.

I'm not going to do it. I've already done enough.

What I'm going to post might just be the reason why people run away from him, and lock their doors.

the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: well actually, i think that if you dont bathe for a whole month.....you should use toilet paper
ooso.reticuli: don't be sexist gg
mary_was_no_virgin: o jeesh
goddessgoldberry: [429] julio, do you not bathe for a month?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [55] No wonder he scares people.
nusra_ownz_you: [58] gg either that or he doesnt use toilet paper if he bathes
goddessgoldberry: [430] ooso not being sexist
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: goddessgoldberry i did not say that
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:34:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
limbic_loop: i havent bathed for years ... i had a shower last night though
goddessgoldberry: [431] ooso don't get offended
goddessgoldberry: [432] lol nusra hahaha
goddessgoldberry: [433] julio, i don't understand what you are trying to say
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: i said that if you dont bathe or shower for a month........you should use toilet paper
goddessgoldberry: [434] julio, and if you bathe every day, do you just drip dry?
mary_was_no_virgin: why wouldnt someone bathe for a month?
goddessgoldberry: [435] mary the queen
limbic_loop: how does toilet paper and bathing even relate?
ooso.reticuli: How can I not be offended GG, look at what you're doing.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [56] Why wouldn't someone use toilet paper?
mary_was_no_virgin: and why should they use t.p. during that time?
goddessgoldberry: [436] ooso what am i doing now?
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:35:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: starshipargo do you own a harley?
shards_of_teeth: [1] My word and world holds ground and is real. your words are like poisoned water, spoken with spit from different tongues.
goddessgoldberry: [437] hunter why would they only use it when they don't bathe?
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: some people have no time for toilet paper
mary_was_no_virgin: tha is what i was just going to ask.
goddessgoldberry: [438] julio ack you don't use paper?
nusra_ownz_you: [59] oh god. julio doesnt use toilet paper
ooso.reticuli: The three seashells are much more effecient.
mary_was_no_virgin: julio...do you not use t.p. during yur bathing days?
goddessgoldberry: [439] nusra. i wonder if he washes his hands, or just gives it a good shake
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: nusra i did not say that
limbic_loop: maybe julio uses baby wipes!
mary_was_no_virgin: like old people and babies, limbic!
LOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:36:21 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: GG, do you seriously have to ask me what you are doing right now? /:)
the_federal_reserve_is_fraud: all i said was that if you dont shower for a month the least you can do is use toilet paper
goddessgoldberry: [440] ooso what? i don't know why you got so upset
nusra_ownz_you: [60] julio, so you DO use toilet paper, right?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [57] If you don't have time for toilet paper, how the hell do you even have time to even stop in the bathroom.