LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:02:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli* Male
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:03:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Alright mother fucker, try hacking my boot record now.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:04:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Larry Flynt is way cooler
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:05:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: lol rare, yes a planet with a dense and acidic atomsphere.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:06:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I can't believe people actually live in LA
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:07:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick* [5] laughs at 'try hacking my boot record now'.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [6] Paranoid silliness.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I swear by the source if I find out it was you or Gremlin that did it, or by your command that it was done I WILL retaliate be it legal or otherwise.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:08:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: You took this way too far.
ooso.reticuli: And if you post anything on your little websites I will make damn sure every person who comes in here knows you are a hacker
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:09:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder* [14] t0tally pwnz j00 b00t r3c0rdz
owl_khyder* [15] . o O ( @ll ur b00t r3c0rd b@s3 r b3l0ng t0 z00l )
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:10:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [7] ooso.reticuli: I thought you ignored me. Liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:11:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, MY FUCKING IGNORE LIST GOT WIPED WITH EVERYTHING ELSE YOU BITCH
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [8] ooso.reticuli: liar.
owl_khyder: [19] liah liah pants on fiah ...
ooso.reticuli: I am not lieing, I am so far from lieing it's not even funny
lubnut786: [98] he's not lieing!
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [9] You did not fully restore your computer in that little bit of time.
lubnut786: [99] but he's lying!
ooso.reticuli: If I find out you intentionally messed with my computer over this stupid crap in here there will be consequences.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:12:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I don't care if I have to pay someone to do it.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [10] Aw. He's threatening me.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [11] Again.
ooso.reticuli: I dropped everything and put on Linux
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [12] ooso.reticuli: I still don't believe you.
owl_khyder* [21] puts a pair of high-power bulk erasers on both sides of ooso's head and hits degauss at the same time.
ooso.reticuli: I don't fucking care if you believe me, this shit has gone too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:13:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [22] erase this.
ooso.reticuli: chatopics, good question lol
ooso.reticuli: Samsara XP? lol
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [13] ooso.reticuli: yes, it has. The fact that you're coming in here, creating more drama, and lying about something that didn't happen is taking it too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:14:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you just won't be happy until I totally lose it and do something you can screw me over with won't you...
mal_lockridge: [170] how could someone have wiped your ignore list, ooso? they'd need Yahoo chat administrator privileges.
gremlin_net: [219] Back.
ooso.reticuli: Words are one thing but messing with my computer is taking it too far.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [14] ooso.reticuli: I won't care either way. It's just funny that you're expecting me to care about your lies.
gremlin_net: [220] If ooso.reticuli ignored Hunter, why's it talking to her?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [15] ooso.reticuli: nobody messed with your computer, liar.
ooso.reticuli: Ask Hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [16] Gremlin: because he's a liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:15:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
mal_lockridge: [171] i take that back. they would not. i am tired and not thinking clearly. but they would certainly need to have your IP and have loaded a remote control program on to your machine.
ooso.reticuli: Mal, Gremlin and Hunter got my IP from that website.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [17] I might believe him if his IP showed up in my stats, showing that he was using Linux instead of XP, but, then again, I might not.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:16:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Which is why I suspect them...
gremlin_net: [221] Skimmed the backstory. ooso.reticuli forgot who it had ignored, and pretended that its computer had been reformated? Man, this is an idiot.
ooso.reticuli: Of course they could have given my IP to anyone.
ooso.reticuli: FUCK YOU GREMLIN
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [18] ooso.reticuli: so you're accusing us of the crime that you threatened to commit the other day, when you said you were going to attack dreamhost.com?
ooso.reticuli: Yes I am
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [19] ooso.reticuli: call a cop.
gremlin_net: [222] ooso.reticuli gave its IP to anyone. Making anonymous changes to any MediaWiki site records and publishes ones IP. Smart people know that.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:17:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: If I had proof I would Hunter
mal_lockridge: [172] nods. well, i dont think much of either of them. but hacking could put them in jail for two years, i assume they know that
lubnut786: [102] ooso and gremlin/hunter part 3
lubnut786: [103] im seriously going to go make popcorn and watch this:|
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [20] ooso.liar: call a cop, or shut the fuck up.
gremlin_net: [223] lubnut786: I think it's closer to Part Six. The first three have been at gotards.com for a couple days now.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, there is no fucking part 3, someone toasted my computer and I plan to find out who.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [21] ooso.liar: the evidence would still be on your harddrive. Computer forensics could recover it, and the trail. I know this. You don't. I also know that
lubnut786: [104] lol gremlin
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:18:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
lubnut786: [106] ooso i doubt it was gremlin/hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [22] nobody in this house is responsible for your paranoid ravings. You, however? May just be creating drama to feed yourself.
gremlin_net: [224] The guilty party will now confess, lest ooso.reticuli whimper fecklessly for a second time.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, like I said I don't have proof, but it would make a whole lot of sense.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [23] lubs: I know it wasn't us.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [24] lubs: I also know that it didn't happen. Because he's prone to fits of dramatic, childish lying.
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, I hope you live for a very long time with a very debilitating illness.
ooso.reticuli: I hope you get cancer
ooso.reticuli: I pray you die slowly
owl_khyder: [25] ooso: push people hard enough and they will assist you with getting professional help for your mental issues, whether you want it or not. i suggest a lower profile ...
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:19:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [26] like fucking off entirely and not being a dick.
gremlin_net: [225] ooso.reticuli is applying the same standard of evidence that it had applied to alien invaders: that it would make sense. Call Stockholm; someone needs itself a Nobel.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [25] Of course, if Gremlin had done something, his computer would be irrecoverable. He's like that.
lubnut786: [107] lol hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [26] That ooso.liar is here, blathering mindlessly, tells me that it was not Gremlin, or anyone Gremlin knows. And it was probably just because ooso.liar
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:20:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [27] fucked up his own computer. Not that I believe that anything happened to his computer.
lubnut786: [109] i was going to say that hunter
ooso.reticuli: fuck this room....
owl_khyder: [27] hunter: i think he's a little attention whore who needs a big dose of Ignore.
ooso.reticuli: Wait no...
ooso.reticuli: I will not be run off.
lubnut786: [110] ooso, if gremlin wanted to mess with your computer, he would've made it so that you wouldn't be able to get back online
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [28] Oh! Are we getting a dramatic 'never to return again!' thing?
ooso.reticuli: Even if you mess with my computer again I will not be run off by antagonizing assholes.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:21:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [226] lubnut786: I'd have done more than that. But we'll let the 'tard think I'm that benign.
lubnut786: [111] lol gremlin
ooso.reticuli: I will give you no such satisfaction Hunter
owl_khyder* [28] . o O ( oh, and if _i_ were to mess with your computer, they may not be able to find enough pieces of it to determine what it was. )
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [29] ooso.liar: either prove it, or shut the fuck up. Call a fucking cop, you diseased little drama llama.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [30] ooso.liar: stay. It's funny when you get caught in lies.
owl_khyder* [29] . o O ( especially after the wood chipper's involved. :D )
lubnut786: [113] drama llama:))
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [31] ooso.liar: hell, I don't care if you suddenly take up trolling my site. You can't do a fucking thing to me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:22:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [227] I don't care whether ooso.reticuli flees; its antics to date already make an immense entry at gotards.com.
ooso.reticuli: One day you're gonna mouth off to the wrong person Hunter, and I pray I hear about you on the news.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [33] ooso.liar: your threats are unimpressive.
gremlin_net: [228] Man, we collect a lot of feckless, boring morons who predict that the next feckless, boring moron will teach us a lesson.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [34] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You do not even rank amongst the worst of those who've threatened me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:23:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [32] gremlin: could we do to them what they do to paedophiles on TV?
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you're lucky this is a chatroom where I am more or less powerless.
owl_khyder: [33] like having a TV crew secretly tape what a loser someone is and then descend on them like the spanish inquisition?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [35] ooso.liar: you would be powerless, no matter where you were.
ooso.reticuli: If this was offline I would love to see you say half the shit you do to my face.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [36] ooso.liar: see, now, that's not fair. I couldn't possibly say this, because you'd be screaming, and I'd be laughing.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:24:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [34] gremlin: i'll bet G4 would pay to do it.
ooso.reticuli: No I'd be kicking your head over and over as you lay bleeding on the ground.
ooso.reticuli: ooo he made a terroristic threat call the po po
ooso.reticuli: Stupid cunt
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [37] ooso.liar: you would hit a girl?
gremlin_net: [229] Being six and a half feet tall, and like this IRL yet alive to date, I'm busy smirking at ooso.reticuli's wish that it could meet me offline.
ooso.reticuli: You're not a woman
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:25:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [38] ooso.liar: fine. Prove it.
ooso.reticuli: I wouldn't think twice about having your blood on my hands
demrald: I would kick a woman right in the nuts.
ooso.reticuli: Oh you're female yes but you're no woman
cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: < hides her can of cashews from Dem
owl_khyder: [37] squaaah in da nutz.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [39] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You would not have the guts to come near me, let alone carry out your bullshit e-threats.
the_acosmicist* [4] kicks gremlin in the leg. Shutup. >:)
ooso.reticuli: That's the beauty of it Hunter, here in this room you can go on thinking that.
gremlin_net: [230] the_acosmicist: You're missing the backstory on this idiocy: http://gotards.com/ooso.reticuli
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [40] ooso.liar: and you're right. I'm not a woman. You're more of a woman than I am, what with your girlish fits of dramaqueenishness.
ooso.reticuli: And all I can do is fantasize about if we did meet offline.
the_acosmicist: [5] gremlin_net: I've seen some.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [41] ooso.liar: I could easily go on thinking it in real life, too.
owl_khyder: [38] ooso: she's saying you're her bitch, bitch.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter you seriously think Gremlin could protect you?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [42] ooso.liar: of course I do.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:27:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_acosmicist: [6] ooso.reticuli: I don't think he'd have to.
ooso.reticuli: You have no idea who you're talking to, people used to pay me to beat up bullies in school.
ooso.reticuli: I take pride in beating the shit out of people like you.
the_acosmicist: [7] ooso.reticuli: I'm convinced you lack the balls to try anything.
owl_khyder* [39] . o O ( and the last asshole who tried to assault me got most of his teeth bashed out with a maglite. )
ooso.reticuli: Yet here we are behind our monitors where you know you're safe so you talk lots of shit.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [43] ooso.liar: you take pride in beating girls.
ooso.reticuli: You're a coward Hunter
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:28:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [44] ooso.liar: I would believe that you would hit a girl. Especially one smaller than you.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, girls like you, oh yeah
gremlin_net: [231] So, ooso.reticuli is officially escalating to blubbering about wishing it could beat up a chick. Good.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [45] ooso.liar: that's probably how you got away with beating up other kids in school, too. Big, dumb, slow, older, so they went to you, and you made them
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [46] *pay* you to help.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I barely consider you female, I would feel no remorse
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [47] You're not noble. You aren't even human.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:29:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [40] gremlin: i have a perverse idea. he could be tied up in a chicken coop and left for the chicks to peck him relentlessly ...
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, oh you don't even want to know what I would do to you....
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [48] ooso.liar: let me guess, you're going to spin off into rape fantasies next? That'll be ever-so funny, what with you not considering me female, and
ooso.reticuli: Fuck this room
ooso.reticuli*
owl_khyder: [41] just a thought. not a suggestion. ;)
gremlin_net: [232] owl_khyder: What, more than one? Overkill is unnecessary.
owl_khyder: [43] gremlin: yeah, about sixty. i want it to be like a hitchcock movie.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:30:39 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615

So, apparently, he's going to let everyone know that I'm l33t. Because I posted this. Oh dear. As if anyone that matters is going to believe him, and be able to harm me.

And then he might threaten me some more, being weak and stupid and puffed up by the anonymity he thinks he has.

That title? Aliens Are Invading; Here's Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading -- the first part of the ooso.reticuli entry on gotards.com.

The first part is dull. Ooso's regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it. But then, it gets interesting. Because ooso fails at the internet.

I was going to post the interesting part here, but there's a wordpress bug that doesn't allow posts to be over a certain length. Annoying, but...well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive. So there it is. Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.

All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he'd been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting. And then, this:

7:18:02 PM ooso.reticuli: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.

So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat. And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.

Also, this:

• 21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank‎
• 21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux‎(→Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists)
• 21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter‎(Removing all content from page)
• 21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli‎(Removing all content from page)

So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.

And why am I posting this here? Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server. I'm on that server. And he can't do a fucking thing about this.