See that image over there? It's a Ralph Lauren ad -- obviously. One that...kinda got a bit of attention, because...well, look at it. It's 'shopped.

People noticed. And posted about it.

How did the company respond? By sending out DMCA takedown notices, because fair use doesn't exist.

It's going to work about as well as it worked for Scientology.

Now, I know I'm just an insignificant blogger tucked away in an unnoticed corner of the internet, but, if their legal types happen to find this place, I hope they pause to read this before firing off another pointless takedown notice. I've got a good idea that could save them a lot of humiliation.

The next time something like this happens -- and it's probably going to -- instead of throwing a litigious tantrum, fire the photoshopper responsible. Your company will look much better if you say, "Oops. Yeah, that's our bad. We fired the guy. And, while we're not willing to stop enhancing our models through computer manipulation, we are going to make sure that our artists have a basic grasp of human anatomy."

Yes. That's how you should respond. Not with takedown notices over fair use. Fix the problem. Attempting to cover it up with legal threats only gets people to notice, and repost.

Source. I'd post the original source, but Photoshop Disaster's ISP caved.

julio_n_ikko: buxiu you want to know a trick? of your girlfriend has small tits give her viagra and her tits will swell up huge
julio_n_ikko: well the viagra first searches out for dick to swell and finding no dick it will search out the next thing that is pronounced, in a female's body that would be the tits

No. I'm not being a bitter outsider. I just really, seriously don't want to have a faux e-friendship with anyone who pimps their baby to the fucking internet for cash donations, ads, and potential freebies from various companies.

And I really, really don't want to be known by anyone who has the balls to complain that they were turned away from an evening, invite-only cocktail party for having a baby with them.

What sort of fucking idiot takes a baby to a cocktail party anyway?

And, yeah, this really happened. And people are really saying that Nikon -- the people who sponsored this slightly-unaffiliated event -- should be boycotted for having fucking rules about invites, attendance, and the proximity of babies to fucking alcohol and expensive camera equipment.

Did these people think that, maybe, just maybe, if you can't leave the fucking maggot with someone else for a couple of hours, then you don't fucking need to attend this event? No. Of course not. You're obviously entitled to having it your way, because you're not just a mommy, you're a mommyblogger. You're The Most Important Person In The World, Ever. You Invented The Internet and Cured Polio while breastfeeding. You're the direct fucking descendant of Jesus. In fact, Jesus returned and had sex with his own father to create you. You're that fucking awesome.

Thanks for giving me a new insult. I doubt that'll go over well with the self-described 'mommybloggers' who were smart enough to think that maybe, just maybe, squalling shit-factories not named on the invitation might not be allowed in to this alcohol-serving event, but I don't really give a fuck. Conventions of any sort will never be my scene, whether they be HolyShitFuckingAwesomeHorrorFestDesignedEspeciallyForHunter or BlogHer.

I gotta say, though, even though I don't own a Nikon, I totally support them for this. And I'd totally go buy one right now, if I could. Because anyone who hates babies is fine by me. And, according to some bullshit twitter thing, Nikon hates babies. And I'm totally swayed by self-important baby pimps.

...just, not in the way that they and their PR contacts want me to be.

Milwaukee-area citizen Robert C. Braun of the Christian Civil Liberties Union (CCLU) distributed at the meeting copies of a claim for damages he and three other plaintiffs filed April 28 with the city; the complainants seek the right to publicly burn or destroy by another means the library’s copy of Baby Be-Bop. The claim also demands $120,000 in compensatory damages ($30,000 per plaintiff) for being exposed to the book in a library display, and the resignation of West Bend Mayor Kristine Deiss for “allow[ing] this book to be viewed by the public.”

That's from here.

Also, here's some video.

The guy might be hard to follow. I think what he's advocating may be...people who are suffering from a terminal illness, and likely to die soon...should go into the library, steal books they find offensive, and destroy them.

...and they're suing for the right to burn a book. A book from the library.

I hate people.

I'm not kidding. It's all in this article.

If your kids play interactive video games, like the Nintendo Wii, be on the lookout. The Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force is warning of predators using games like, "Animal Crossing- City Folk," to target kids.

Really? How come the only link between Animal Crossing and pedophiles I can find on the internet is people talking about this article? Must be those devious pedophiles again.

Of course, I didn't really look very hard.

Using the game you create a character and create your own town and house. When hooked up to the internet you can talk to anyone across the country. Kids playing the game have no control over what other players might be saying. For example, the character we ran across could be the man in California police are warning about.

I don't believe you.

No. Really. I don't believe you. I don't believe that you actually got a Wii, and a copy of this game, and sat down to play it.

If you had, you'd know that you don't so much 'create' your own town as 'name it' and answer a few questions which affect the somewhat random layout. You don't go in and say 'Museum goes here, store goes here, and my house goes here.'

And you don't create your own house. You pick one of four houses already built. You can furnish your own house, but that's something entirely else.

But that's just me being picky. Not so picky? And the reason I don't believe you? The fact that I doubt you found anyone willing to trade friend codes with you. You probably don't even know what a fucking 'friend code' is. You probably think Agent S, Frobert, Pekoe, and Static are all actually people who just happen to be online and playing every time you turn the machine on. They're not. And Kid Cat is not the man they identified in California.

"There is no reason an adult should have this game," says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing "animal crossing" and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

'Fun' is the wrong reason. Of course.

You probably have told your kids never to talk to strangers, but when playing, the heart of the game is building relationships with the animals in your town as well as other players. To really reach the next level, the game urges you to exchange letters, gifts, and favors.

The 'heart' of the game is actually completing your catalogue. Technically. And you're not actually expected to exchange letters with 'strangers' -- you really can't, because of the friend code system. You're supposed to build relationships with the townsfolk. That's what the favours are all about. You get in good with them, send them letters and presents [and maybe get some foreign fruit back from them], do things for them -- find them a fish they ask for, or give them a piece of furniture that falls into the category they express an interest in. Eventually, they'll give you a picture of themselves. Or, they did, in Animal Crossing: Wild World. I haven't really been playing City Folk as much as I should.

Anderson says it is going to take parents paying attention to keep this problem from exploding.

Something's exploded. And it's because people were paying attention....

"The equipment is real expensive and we cannot afford to buy all of the systems and do not have the resources either to examine all of the possibilities," Anderson explains.

...and this is why you're so painfully wrong. Please do not speak about things when you haven't researched them even a little bit.

Right now, we only know of the three Missouri children who have been contacted. Anderson says this is not something to be paranoid about, but to be aware.

This warning includes any web-based game that allows instant messaging or voice-over IP.

And, again, I don't believe this. I don't think the kids were playing Animal Crossing. I think this might be as much bullshit as the 'Scary Pedophiles on your DS' thing. I think this is more about getting attention than warning parents.

Why? Because, out of the three current systems, the Wii is the most parental-control friendly. Now, I could be dead fucking wrong, since I don't, in fact, own a PS3, but, compared to the Xbox 360's online system [which, again, I have little understanding of], the Wii is locked down pretty tight.

In order to invite someone over to your town [or go over to their town], you both have to have exchanged friend codes. And, in Animal Crossing on the Wii, there's a voice chat option, which uses the Wii Speak -- a room-wide microphone that, I assume, plays the voice of the other person over the speakers of your entertainment system. Which makes it kinda obvious if your kiddies are talking to adults -- unless you're a completely fucking oblivious parent.

...and even an oblivious parent would be able to figure out the Wii Messageboard, where the times spent playing games is posted in a fairly obvious way.

And, speaking of oblivious, have we just not noticed the rating? E. For everyone. Not 'ec', for 'early childhood'. We're not talking about The Koala Brothers: Outback Adventure, or Bob the Builder Can-Do Zoo, or even Freddi Fish ABCs Under the Sea here. Or is Viva Pinata off-limits to adults, too? And the Katamari series? And the Lego Star Wars/Indy/Batman type games? When Lego Harry Potter comes out, are we going to have to create a new rating? K-Tw, Kids to Tweens Only?

Is this some sort of ploy to create a Berlin Wall of Games Ratings? Kids on one side, People Who Qualify to Play M Rated Games on the other?

Okay, that came out all wrong. I'm not calling this a conspiracy or anything, but I gotta wonder if maybe that's what some non-gaming adults are thinking. "Well, videogames are for kids. But we've got these M rated ones that obviously aren't. So maybe we need to make a distinction, and keep adults from playing the ones for kids. Because videogames are for kids."

Here's some news for you: You're wrong. Videogames are not 'just for kids'. They haven't been in a very long time -- pretty much since I was a kid. Perhaps you'd know this, if you bothered to spend more time with your own kids. My mom made time to play games with me -- I'm sure you can do the same. I recommend Lego Star Wars, because you'll at least be playing co-op when your kid pwns you.

Oh, and, in case you need me to spell it out for you? Playing Animal Crossing is not a sign of undesirable, undiscovered proclivities if you happen to be over the age of majority. Not even if you're male.

I suppose it makes sense, in some weird way, that it'd be one of the few things that still annoys me. The average person knows more about Dwarf Blue Sheep than they do about common law Marriage. If they'd just have the fucking sense to not talk about it the way they don't talk about the Dwarf Blue Sheep, though....

I guess that's my real issue -- that people talk about shit they barely know. The fact that you know the phrase 'common law Marriage' does not make you an expert. And I doubt that you know someone it happened to any more than you know someone who was related to someone who went to the hospital with roach-infested tonsils after eating at Taco Bell. Because that shit didn't happen. You don't accidentally get married anywhere -- except, maybe, Las Vegas. And getting so drunk you don't know what you're doing, and waking up married to someone you don't know is not 'common law'. Because Nevada isn't on the list.

What list? Why, the list of states that allow common law marriages. And, hey, here it is:

• Alabama
• Colorado
• District of Columbia
• Iowa
• Kansas
• Montana
• Rhode Island
• South Carolina
• Texas
• Utah

Now, before you try to claim that the list is incomplete -- it's not. It's just a list of states that currently [as far as I know] allow for the formation of common law marriages. In Georgia, it's only valid if it was formed prior to January 1st, 1997; Idaho, 1996; Ohio prior to October 10th; Pennsylvania before 2005. Oklahoma's got some legal conflicts that make it unclear as to whether or not a common law marriage can be legally formed after November 1st, 1998, and New Hampshire allows them, but only for inheritance purposes.

So that's...what, ten states? Out of fifty. Sure, ten states that people have been known to live in -- and with other people, even, but that doesn't mean you've got anything to worry about. Or that I've got anything to worry about.

You might be wondering why this bugs me so much. Since you're actually putting up with this, I guess I owe you an explanation. Okay....

Surprising as it may be, this actually has very little to do with the-ex-that-tried-to-sue-for-divorce, except that she's part of the problem -- the problem being the ignorant fucking masses. It's surprising how many people think that living together for six months makes you married. Or, hell, seven years. Because seven, it's a powerfully magical number, innit? Where the fuck did that idea come from?

I should've posted about this a year ago, or whenever it was when I figured out that I'd been living with Gremlin for seven years, because that's what started all this again. A bunch of people who did more talking than reading assuring me that seven years means married. No, it doesn't. Not seven years, not six or a dozen or two decades, either. It doesn't work that way. There is no magic number defined by any of those states [that I'm currently aware of] that instantly turns two people into husband and wife.

That's not to say there aren't requirements, because there are. The short version is that the couple have to represent themselves as husband and wife, and have a reputation in the community as husband and wife. It also helps if they agree to it, and intend to be legally married at some point in the future. There's also occasionally mention of 'cohabitation' and 'consummation', which, I suppose, makes sense. Living together and having sex are something that married people sometimes do. And, hey, maybe I can see where some people might think that gaining a reputation as 'married' might be easy, if a bunch of people see you living together, assume you're having sex, and jump directly to 'married' because they can't allow themselves to think otherwise. But...it's still not that easy. It's not that...accidental.

Because people don't accidentally file joint tax returns, or tell their employers, their insurance companies, and everyone else that they've got this spouse when they don't. Except, I suppose, they sometimes do. And they probably get caught. Because, in some states, that's less 'common law' and more 'fraud'. So, just don't do it.

I'd like to say more on the subject, but it seems that I have stuff to do. I'll try to get a little less opinioney and a little more referencey later....

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3:35:35 AM hansomehunk23: <ding>

7:23:34 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Still around in this room?
7:23:46 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick Learned anything worth writing about?
7:52:06 AM myhatredseeps: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick I knew you wouldn't respond

I still don't know who that last one is. They seem to be a very devoted fan, though -- dropping in regularly to make sure I'm not active in the room, and then PMing me. Not quite devoted enough to figure out any of my other screennames and bother me there, though.

Unfortunately, I wasn't at my best. I'm sure I could've done much better if I'd just been slightly more awake and able to see.

...and not bewildered by the incredible stupidity.

06:30:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: Just imagine a situation, yu are all alone at your house, n i steal into your house get the power fuse off it turns dark n i slowly get closer n closer to you, you are wondering wot happend n as you try to get your eyes settled to the sudden darkness yu find your self pushed against the wall with strong hands finding yourself self to the wall you wonder what is happening then you find your wrists held tight n pressed to the wall above your head n you feel a waram strong body pressed to your body n a hot breath on your face lowering to your mouth as you try to scream before you coult get your voice out..The hunter gets hunted
06:31:53 (non friend) rikky_royston: I seal your mouth with my lips covering your tasty lips sucking your lips n my hand moves slowly down to your neck going slowly lower n lower mmmm your breath goes high thinking where my hand is going now n you cant do anything coz i have pinned you to the bed you are helpless but you feel physically turned on now with mylips kissing sucking your lips n my hand slowly but surely moving towards breast .
06:34:25 (non friend) rikky_royston: as you try to stop me though physically you are willing, i slowly cup your breasts gently caressing both yor lovely breasts my tongue penetrates into your mouth mmm you can feel my hot tongue tip touching your tongue tip your breath races feeling a strong mans grip on you n his aggression on yur faminity n helplessly you got to feel the most sensitive feeling forcefully but you have no choice you can feel your tits getting hard n erect with my touch as i press your breasts play with your tits still sucking kissing your sensitive lips n gently pulling your erect tits your breasts move up n down with your breathing becoming heavier
06:36:40 (non friend) rikky_royston: now i release your lips now you have almost slowly feeling the heat below you close your eyes n i start kissing your neck slowly unhooking your top trying to rip opne your top you move helplessly but cant stop me n you can see n feel yur top open n yor bra exposed to me as i start kissing n holding your breasts in my mouth heat rushes into yur body feeling my soft warm lips around your tits on your bra n the head when i hold them you start to breathe hot air now tell me can you feel me??
06:43:29 (non friend) rikky_royston: hey your pussy is wet now?
6:45:47 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Wow. You're a fucking idiot.
06:46:03 (non friend) rikky_royston: how are you feeling? want me to continue?
6:46:40 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: How do you think an e-rape victim would feel? Why would anyone want you to continue?
6:46:44 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: You're obviously inept.
6:47:40 AM rikky_royston: coz i know somewhere deep down in that fear your pussy is moist
6:48:07 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What fear? Why would I be afraid of a pathetic, illiterate twit?
6:48:33 AM rikky_royston: mmmmmm illiterate lol
6:48:42 AM rikky_royston: just see
6:48:48 AM rikky_royston: whats gonna happen to you lol
6:49:23 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: What's going to happen to me? Are you going to use single letters and badly spelled words to demonstrate your lack of knowledge of female response?
6:49:37 AM rikky_royston: as you try to concentrate on something else coz what i am doing to you is getting you hornier n horier n you feel you may loose your batle with me you try to think somthing else but at tha time i snap your bra hook off n both your breasts jump as they are freed, n with that erect nipple you feel ashamed half naked in front of me before you culd even think something i roll my wet warm tongue round n round your tits gently sucking it n biting you feel your pussy slowly now getting wet with juice flowing drop by drop
6:50:43 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Unfortunately for you, you never got past the first post, because, in this e-reality, you were killed.
6:54:11 AM Hunter.the_CrazyChick: Gosh, didn't like that, did you? Get ready, because now I'm going to stick my penis up your butt.

Laser Scissors You can cut a straight line! Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. No marking, no crooked cuts. Metal, 8 1/2 x 3 1/2 x 1".

Who came up with this thing? Are they still alive? Did they stop to think about how the laser only guarantees that you might cut it along that line, and not that it'll be from the point you want to the point you want?

LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:02:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli* Male
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:03:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Alright mother fucker, try hacking my boot record now.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:04:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Larry Flynt is way cooler
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:05:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: lol rare, yes a planet with a dense and acidic atomsphere.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:06:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I can't believe people actually live in LA
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:07:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick* [5] laughs at 'try hacking my boot record now'.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [6] Paranoid silliness.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I swear by the source if I find out it was you or Gremlin that did it, or by your command that it was done I WILL retaliate be it legal or otherwise.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:08:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: You took this way too far.
ooso.reticuli: And if you post anything on your little websites I will make damn sure every person who comes in here knows you are a hacker
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:09:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder* [14] t0tally pwnz j00 b00t r3c0rdz
owl_khyder* [15] . o O ( @ll ur b00t r3c0rd b@s3 r b3l0ng t0 z00l )
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:10:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [7] ooso.reticuli: I thought you ignored me. Liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:11:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, MY FUCKING IGNORE LIST GOT WIPED WITH EVERYTHING ELSE YOU BITCH
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [8] ooso.reticuli: liar.
owl_khyder: [19] liah liah pants on fiah ...
ooso.reticuli: I am not lieing, I am so far from lieing it's not even funny
lubnut786: [98] he's not lieing!
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [9] You did not fully restore your computer in that little bit of time.
lubnut786: [99] but he's lying!
ooso.reticuli: If I find out you intentionally messed with my computer over this stupid crap in here there will be consequences.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:12:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: I don't care if I have to pay someone to do it.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [10] Aw. He's threatening me.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [11] Again.
ooso.reticuli: I dropped everything and put on Linux
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [12] ooso.reticuli: I still don't believe you.
owl_khyder* [21] puts a pair of high-power bulk erasers on both sides of ooso's head and hits degauss at the same time.
ooso.reticuli: I don't fucking care if you believe me, this shit has gone too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:13:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [22] erase this.
ooso.reticuli: chatopics, good question lol
ooso.reticuli: Samsara XP? lol
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [13] ooso.reticuli: yes, it has. The fact that you're coming in here, creating more drama, and lying about something that didn't happen is taking it too far.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:14:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you just won't be happy until I totally lose it and do something you can screw me over with won't you...
mal_lockridge: [170] how could someone have wiped your ignore list, ooso? they'd need Yahoo chat administrator privileges.
gremlin_net: [219] Back.
ooso.reticuli: Words are one thing but messing with my computer is taking it too far.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [14] ooso.reticuli: I won't care either way. It's just funny that you're expecting me to care about your lies.
gremlin_net: [220] If ooso.reticuli ignored Hunter, why's it talking to her?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [15] ooso.reticuli: nobody messed with your computer, liar.
ooso.reticuli: Ask Hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [16] Gremlin: because he's a liar.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:15:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
mal_lockridge: [171] i take that back. they would not. i am tired and not thinking clearly. but they would certainly need to have your IP and have loaded a remote control program on to your machine.
ooso.reticuli: Mal, Gremlin and Hunter got my IP from that website.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [17] I might believe him if his IP showed up in my stats, showing that he was using Linux instead of XP, but, then again, I might not.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:16:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: Which is why I suspect them...
gremlin_net: [221] Skimmed the backstory. ooso.reticuli forgot who it had ignored, and pretended that its computer had been reformated? Man, this is an idiot.
ooso.reticuli: Of course they could have given my IP to anyone.
ooso.reticuli: FUCK YOU GREMLIN
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [18] ooso.reticuli: so you're accusing us of the crime that you threatened to commit the other day, when you said you were going to attack dreamhost.com?
ooso.reticuli: Yes I am
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [19] ooso.reticuli: call a cop.
gremlin_net: [222] ooso.reticuli gave its IP to anyone. Making anonymous changes to any MediaWiki site records and publishes ones IP. Smart people know that.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:17:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
ooso.reticuli: If I had proof I would Hunter
mal_lockridge: [172] nods. well, i dont think much of either of them. but hacking could put them in jail for two years, i assume they know that
lubnut786: [102] ooso and gremlin/hunter part 3
lubnut786: [103] im seriously going to go make popcorn and watch this:|
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [20] ooso.liar: call a cop, or shut the fuck up.
gremlin_net: [223] lubnut786: I think it's closer to Part Six. The first three have been at gotards.com for a couple days now.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, there is no fucking part 3, someone toasted my computer and I plan to find out who.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [21] ooso.liar: the evidence would still be on your harddrive. Computer forensics could recover it, and the trail. I know this. You don't. I also know that
lubnut786: [104] lol gremlin
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:18:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
lubnut786: [106] ooso i doubt it was gremlin/hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [22] nobody in this house is responsible for your paranoid ravings. You, however? May just be creating drama to feed yourself.
gremlin_net: [224] The guilty party will now confess, lest ooso.reticuli whimper fecklessly for a second time.
ooso.reticuli: lubnut, like I said I don't have proof, but it would make a whole lot of sense.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [23] lubs: I know it wasn't us.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [24] lubs: I also know that it didn't happen. Because he's prone to fits of dramatic, childish lying.
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, I hope you live for a very long time with a very debilitating illness.
ooso.reticuli: I hope you get cancer
ooso.reticuli: I pray you die slowly
owl_khyder: [25] ooso: push people hard enough and they will assist you with getting professional help for your mental issues, whether you want it or not. i suggest a lower profile ...
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:19:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [26] like fucking off entirely and not being a dick.
gremlin_net: [225] ooso.reticuli is applying the same standard of evidence that it had applied to alien invaders: that it would make sense. Call Stockholm; someone needs itself a Nobel.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [25] Of course, if Gremlin had done something, his computer would be irrecoverable. He's like that.
lubnut786: [107] lol hunter
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [26] That ooso.liar is here, blathering mindlessly, tells me that it was not Gremlin, or anyone Gremlin knows. And it was probably just because ooso.liar
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:20:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [27] fucked up his own computer. Not that I believe that anything happened to his computer.
lubnut786: [109] i was going to say that hunter
ooso.reticuli: fuck this room....
owl_khyder: [27] hunter: i think he's a little attention whore who needs a big dose of Ignore.
ooso.reticuli: Wait no...
ooso.reticuli: I will not be run off.
lubnut786: [110] ooso, if gremlin wanted to mess with your computer, he would've made it so that you wouldn't be able to get back online
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [28] Oh! Are we getting a dramatic 'never to return again!' thing?
ooso.reticuli: Even if you mess with my computer again I will not be run off by antagonizing assholes.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:21:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [226] lubnut786: I'd have done more than that. But we'll let the 'tard think I'm that benign.
lubnut786: [111] lol gremlin
ooso.reticuli: I will give you no such satisfaction Hunter
owl_khyder* [28] . o O ( oh, and if _i_ were to mess with your computer, they may not be able to find enough pieces of it to determine what it was. )
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [29] ooso.liar: either prove it, or shut the fuck up. Call a fucking cop, you diseased little drama llama.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [30] ooso.liar: stay. It's funny when you get caught in lies.
owl_khyder* [29] . o O ( especially after the wood chipper's involved. :D )
lubnut786: [113] drama llama:))
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [31] ooso.liar: hell, I don't care if you suddenly take up trolling my site. You can't do a fucking thing to me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:22:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
gremlin_net: [227] I don't care whether ooso.reticuli flees; its antics to date already make an immense entry at gotards.com.
ooso.reticuli: One day you're gonna mouth off to the wrong person Hunter, and I pray I hear about you on the news.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [33] ooso.liar: your threats are unimpressive.
gremlin_net: [228] Man, we collect a lot of feckless, boring morons who predict that the next feckless, boring moron will teach us a lesson.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [34] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You do not even rank amongst the worst of those who've threatened me.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:23:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [32] gremlin: could we do to them what they do to paedophiles on TV?
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, you're lucky this is a chatroom where I am more or less powerless.
owl_khyder: [33] like having a TV crew secretly tape what a loser someone is and then descend on them like the spanish inquisition?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [35] ooso.liar: you would be powerless, no matter where you were.
ooso.reticuli: If this was offline I would love to see you say half the shit you do to my face.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [36] ooso.liar: see, now, that's not fair. I couldn't possibly say this, because you'd be screaming, and I'd be laughing.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:24:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [34] gremlin: i'll bet G4 would pay to do it.
ooso.reticuli: No I'd be kicking your head over and over as you lay bleeding on the ground.
ooso.reticuli: ooo he made a terroristic threat call the po po
ooso.reticuli: Stupid cunt
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [37] ooso.liar: you would hit a girl?
gremlin_net: [229] Being six and a half feet tall, and like this IRL yet alive to date, I'm busy smirking at ooso.reticuli's wish that it could meet me offline.
ooso.reticuli: You're not a woman
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:25:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [38] ooso.liar: fine. Prove it.
ooso.reticuli: I wouldn't think twice about having your blood on my hands
demrald: I would kick a woman right in the nuts.
ooso.reticuli: Oh you're female yes but you're no woman
cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: < hides her can of cashews from Dem
owl_khyder: [37] squaaah in da nutz.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [39] ooso.liar: you are weak, and you are stupid. You would not have the guts to come near me, let alone carry out your bullshit e-threats.
the_acosmicist* [4] kicks gremlin in the leg. Shutup. >:)
ooso.reticuli: That's the beauty of it Hunter, here in this room you can go on thinking that.
gremlin_net: [230] the_acosmicist: You're missing the backstory on this idiocy: http://gotards.com/ooso.reticuli
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:26:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [40] ooso.liar: and you're right. I'm not a woman. You're more of a woman than I am, what with your girlish fits of dramaqueenishness.
ooso.reticuli: And all I can do is fantasize about if we did meet offline.
the_acosmicist: [5] gremlin_net: I've seen some.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [41] ooso.liar: I could easily go on thinking it in real life, too.
owl_khyder: [38] ooso: she's saying you're her bitch, bitch.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter you seriously think Gremlin could protect you?
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [42] ooso.liar: of course I do.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:27:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
the_acosmicist: [6] ooso.reticuli: I don't think he'd have to.
ooso.reticuli: You have no idea who you're talking to, people used to pay me to beat up bullies in school.
ooso.reticuli: I take pride in beating the shit out of people like you.
the_acosmicist: [7] ooso.reticuli: I'm convinced you lack the balls to try anything.
owl_khyder* [39] . o O ( and the last asshole who tried to assault me got most of his teeth bashed out with a maglite. )
ooso.reticuli: Yet here we are behind our monitors where you know you're safe so you talk lots of shit.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [43] ooso.liar: you take pride in beating girls.
ooso.reticuli: You're a coward Hunter
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:28:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [44] ooso.liar: I would believe that you would hit a girl. Especially one smaller than you.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, girls like you, oh yeah
gremlin_net: [231] So, ooso.reticuli is officially escalating to blubbering about wishing it could beat up a chick. Good.
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [45] ooso.liar: that's probably how you got away with beating up other kids in school, too. Big, dumb, slow, older, so they went to you, and you made them
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [46] *pay* you to help.
ooso.reticuli: Hunter, I barely consider you female, I would feel no remorse
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [47] You're not noble. You aren't even human.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:29:38 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615
owl_khyder: [40] gremlin: i have a perverse idea. he could be tied up in a chicken coop and left for the chicks to peck him relentlessly ...
ooso.reticuli: Gremlin, oh you don't even want to know what I would do to you....
Hunter.the_CrazyChick: [48] ooso.liar: let me guess, you're going to spin off into rape fantasies next? That'll be ever-so funny, what with you not considering me female, and
ooso.reticuli: Fuck this room
ooso.reticuli*
owl_khyder: [41] just a thought. not a suggestion. ;)
gremlin_net: [232] owl_khyder: What, more than one? Overkill is unnecessary.
owl_khyder: [43] gremlin: yeah, about sixty. i want it to be like a hitchcock movie.
LOG DATA Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:30:39 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615

So, apparently, he's going to let everyone know that I'm l33t. Because I posted this. Oh dear. As if anyone that matters is going to believe him, and be able to harm me.

And then he might threaten me some more, being weak and stupid and puffed up by the anonymity he thinks he has.