Also, I'm thinking of giving him his own place in the Idiot Archives -- the biggest one since the Archive of Suck.

If he actually reports me to the FBI, he really will be right up there with Utahraptor. And that'll be funny.

But probably not. He's awfully pathetic.

So, he's a special sort of crazy. And he's obsessed with me -- and the kidney racket he thinks I run. He seems to think that Gremlin is the doctor I've hired to harvest the kidneys. And that my house is made out of lino-eum. Or something.

He sometimes comes in under other names -- pretending to be an IAS agent, or a rich woman.

The other day, he came in under one of his newer names, trying to talk to me as if he wasn't easily identifiable, asking me about some case or something, and some note.

And that note is what I'm going to share with you, without further comment. Because, really, it needs nothing else.

Update: did I mention the video? Well, the 'video' has been, um, 'posted'. Except it's no longer a video.

Update 2. I figure, since these were both based on source images that obviously aren't writerinidia's, I should probably give credit. The burned paper is found here [or possibly here, swiped from this tutorial]. The 'nephrologist' is taken from here [from this blog post]. I know, it's rude to link to things like that, but...better than not giving credit at all, right?