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The Basics:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gender:<\/strong> Female \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
\nBirthdate:<\/strong> 17th August 1980
\nHeight:<\/strong> 5’6″
\nWeight:<\/strong> 100lbs
\nLocation:<\/strong> The Colorado branch of the Mountains of Madness.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Professional sofa-clutterer with a second job running up mother’s electricity bill [you try keeping a 1700 mile extension cord plugged in].
\nFavourite Passtime:<\/strong> Procrastinating.
\nReligion:<\/strong> None
\nInterests:<\/strong> Science, teuthids, dinosaurs, diseases…y’know, the usual stuff.<\/p>\n

Other Typical Profile Information — usually called ‘favourites’, but I don’t really have many of those:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hobbies:<\/strong> Unintentionally annoying people, never getting anything done, and magically ruining everything I touch.
\nColour[s]:<\/strong> Certain shades of green, Teal [it’s not green, okay?], and, of course, black.
\nFood:<\/strong> Painkillers. They’re like candy….
\nHang-out:<\/strong> Chat, where I don’t have to smell the people….
\nBooks:<\/strong> Just about anything Stephen King wrote, Stiff, Paroxysm.
\nMovies:<\/strong> Okay, fine. Saw 1-4, Serenity, The Princess Bride, Cube, various assorted zombie movies, and I didn’t hate episode 3. Of Star Wars.
\nStuff I Stare at on The Magic TV Box Thing:<\/strong> CSI [Las Vegas, although I’ll stare at the others if I have to], House MD, MST3K, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Law&Order [pretty much all of them, although I’m not fond of the non ‘Goren and Eames’ stuff], Carnivale, Penn&Teller’s Bullshit, Criminal Minds, NCIS, Numb3rs, Profiler, M*A*S*H, just about any ‘real-stuff’ show involving forensics….
\nAuthors I’ll Read, Just Because:<\/strong> Stephen King, James Morrow, Gremlin, Douglas Adams, Roald Dahl, Neil Gaiman.
\nMusic I Like:<\/strong> I really don’t know.
\nCartoon Character:<\/strong> Gir. Of course it’s Gir. I’m female.
\nCelebrities:<\/strong> Do serial killers count?<\/p>\n

Other Uninteresting Facts:<\/strong>
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