{"id":1032,"date":"2009-04-01T06:56:14","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T13:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2009-04-01T06:56:14","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T13:56:14","slug":"a-few-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/04\/01\/a-few-things\/","title":{"rendered":"A few things."},"content":{"rendered":"

First: Happy Birthday, Mom.<\/p>\n

Yes. I’m not kidding. My mom’s birthday is today.<\/p>\n

And, since it’s April First: http:\/\/aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com\/<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Also, I meant to post this yesterday. Since it’s weird.<\/p>\n

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And there’s this<\/a>, which is old, but still worth sharing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First: Happy Birthday, Mom. Yes. I’m not kidding. My mom’s birthday is today. And, since it’s April First: http:\/\/aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com\/. Also, I meant to post this yesterday. Since it’s weird. And there’s this, which is old, but still worth sharing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[178,187],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-video","tag-weirdness","tag-youtube"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-gE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}