{"id":1080,"date":"2009-06-19T23:58:36","date_gmt":"2009-06-20T06:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2013-02-23T04:01:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:01:26","slug":"random-pm-stupidity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/06\/19\/random-pm-stupidity\/","title":{"rendered":"Random PM stupidity"},"content":{"rendered":"

I happened to catch this one just after it happened….<\/p>\n

12:17:18 AM ahmet_zebari<\/span>: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick hello iam male from turkey im 38 year old i need a cam sex if your need ? can we make to love by cam?
\n12:18:23 AM ahmet_zebari<\/span>: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick why didnt answer me
\n12:18:40 AM ahmet_zebari<\/span>: <private> To hunter.the_crazychick dont afraid me i dont eat you and fuck you<\/p>\n

And then, this happened. So I decided to respond to it. And it was funny.
\n
\ncjudd25<\/span>* <arrives> Male
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:36:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\ncjudd25<\/span>: <private> Hi, can I ask you a question?
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:37:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\nHunter.the_CrazyChick <\/span>: (in PM to cjudd25) What.
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:38:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\ncjudd25<\/span> : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) i have always wanted to wear a thong in front of a girl but I ahve never bought one, what color do you think I should get?
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:39:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\ncjudd25<\/span>* <leaves the room>
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:40:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\nHunter.the_CrazyChick <\/span>: (in PM to cjudd25) Obviously, you should get Victoria’s Secret Pink Cotton Thong in bz4-Rainbow Geo.
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:41:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\ncjudd25<\/span> : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) no really, do you think I should get a black one?
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:42:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\nHunter.the_CrazyChick <\/span>: (in PM to cjudd25) No.
\ncjudd25<\/span> : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) what then?
\nLOG DATA Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:43:37 Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1361
\nHunter.the_CrazyChick <\/span>: (in PM to cjudd25) I already answered that.
\ncjudd25<\/span> : (in PM to Hunter.the_CrazyChick) but thats a girls style
\nHunter.the_CrazyChick <\/span>: (in PM to cjudd25) So? You might as well go all the way with it.<\/p>\n

…and then he disappeared. So sad. Because it could’ve been funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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