So, I watched Transformers 2 last night. And, I gotta say, I’m very, very glad I wasn’t the one paying to see it…but, I am wondering some things….
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\nLike, why was that one Decepticon able to pass as human? And why, exactly, does the little cube shard — like the regular cube — instantly make little Decepticons? Are we working on fucked up Gremlins<\/i> rules here? And by that, I mean The New Batch<\/i> and not the less-goofy\/more-evil first movie. Do these things eventually grow up and become un-evil? I kinda always wondered about that when watching Gremlins<\/i>, too, but…it was less annoying [until the sequel].<\/p>\n
And what the fuck was the deal with the icecream truck made out of two things that suddenly was able to become two different, newer cars?<\/p>\n
Also: who the fuck was Emperor Palpatine? I know, that sounds like a very stupid question, but, seriously, that guy that Megatron magically teleported back to…wherever to talk to…who the fuck was he, besides the Emperor?<\/p>\n
And, on that subject, how the fuck did Megatron get there so quickly? And, if they can teleport [and it seems that they can], why don’t they just do that all the time? Is it just something the Decepticons can do? Is that why the Autobots are always being air-lifted in? And why the hell does Prime need a parachute?<\/p>\n
And why the fuck is Jetfire a crotchety old english guy with a cane?<\/p>\n
…please, don’t make a sequel just to answer these questions. That would be bad. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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