{"id":1101,"date":"2009-07-04T20:36:53","date_gmt":"2009-07-05T03:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1101"},"modified":"2009-07-04T20:36:53","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T03:36:53","slug":"lets-celebrate-independence-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/04\/lets-celebrate-independence-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#039;s celebrate Independence Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Independence from family pets, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>I just woke up to the sound of one of my neighbours [possibly of the &#8216;one street over&#8217; or &#8216;behind me&#8217; variety&#8217;] celebrating their independence from all manner of things, including, apparently, various laws.  And the other neighbours&#8217; pets.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t be sure, but I think one of the other neighbours&#8217; dogs either just died from acute anxiety, or is going to find itself being put down after finding itself in a shelter&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t have any other explanation for why the dog&#8217;s desperate, panicked barking cut off very, very suddenly.  I do tend to think of the worst possible outcomes, though.<\/p>\n<p>Good job, guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Independence from family pets, apparently. I just woke up to the sound of one of my neighbours [possibly of the &#8216;one street over&#8217; or &#8216;behind me&#8217; variety&#8217;] celebrating their independence from all manner of things, including, apparently, various laws. And &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/04\/lets-celebrate-independence-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[129],"class_list":["post-1101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-pets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-hL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}