{"id":1109,"date":"2009-07-10T07:45:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T14:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2013-02-23T03:57:46","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T03:57:46","slug":"last-nights-bullshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/10\/last-nights-bullshit\/","title":{"rendered":"Last night&#8217;s Bullshit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Penn&#038;Teller did an excellent job last night.  For only having half an hour in which to present both sides of the argument, there wasn&#8217;t really much missing&#8230;although I think I would&#8217;ve left out FatGunLovingFireTriangleGuy, in favour of&#8230;anything else.  He really offered nothing more than &#8216;look at this kook.  This is the other side.  What a fucking kook.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Bringing up the older school massacres was good, and&#8230;Jack Thompson was oddly useless. And, yeah, eerily emotionless.  The man has problems.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI do think they missed a chance to make an even bigger point with the combination of the Columbine footage [overused, but necessary considering the topic] and the kid firing the weapon.  The relative juxtaposition of those two clips very nearly makes the point all by itself, but sometimes words can really drive it home.<\/p>\n<p>The point they could&#8217;ve made, that they didn&#8217;t even touch on [verbally, anyway]?  The concept that videogames train you to use the weapons accurately and efficiently.  The Columbine Kids, as evidenced in the videos, spent a lot of time working on their aim.  The crying 9 year old couldn&#8217;t even hit the target, even after all that time spent playing.<\/p>\n<p>And, as worried as they seemed to be, I&#8217;m guessing that the kid&#8217;s mom, as cool as she seemed, kinda wanted to do this to her kid.  To really teach him a valuable lesson.<\/p>\n<p>Everything else was great, though.  They covered the whole fantasy vs. reality thing, the social aspect, the conclusion-driven research.  I liked the fact that they mentioned how oddly <i>educational<\/i> Grand Theft Auto is &#8212; but not in the &#8216;killing hookers for their money&#8217; aspect.  How hard it is to get out of a gang once you&#8217;re in, and how there are consequences for your actions.  The cops will come after you.  You will be killed.  They may be slightly unrealistic lessons, but it&#8217;s still a lesson in the consequences of actions.  And slightly relevant to real life.<\/p>\n<p>I was expecting it to be funnier than it was, but maybe they were just taking it slightly more seriously than they usually do.  That might be a good thing.  As very silly as it seems, it is a serious issue.  And, no, not because &#8216;we have to protect the children&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Or, actually, yes.  That&#8217;s exactly why it&#8217;s a serious issue.  The whole excuse of &#8216;for the children&#8217; <i>is<\/i> the serious issue.  That people keep justifying the stupidest fucking bullshit <i>for the children<\/i> is <i>the issue.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Just fucking stop it, okay?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penn&#038;Teller did an excellent job last night. For only having half an hour in which to present both sides of the argument, there wasn&#8217;t really much missing&#8230;although I think I would&#8217;ve left out FatGunLovingFireTriangleGuy, in favour of&#8230;anything else. He really &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/10\/last-nights-bullshit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,79,91],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-bullshit","tag-games","tag-jack-thompson"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-hT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1727,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}