{"id":1137,"date":"2009-07-27T07:09:30","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T14:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2009\/07\/live-in-vagina"},"modified":"2009-07-27T07:09:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T14:09:30","slug":"live-in-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/27\/live-in-vagina\/","title":{"rendered":"Live-in Vagina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New term.  It&#8217;s mine.  I totally just made it up, like, two days ago.<\/p>\n<p>A live-in vagina is a female who is both having sex with you and lives with you.  A live-in vagina is not a wife.  If you marry it, it stops being your live-in vagina &#8212; and, according to some, stops providing sex.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New term. It&#8217;s mine. I totally just made it up, like, two days ago. A live-in vagina is a female who is both having sex with you and lives with you. A live-in vagina is not a wife. If you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/07\/27\/live-in-vagina\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[143,177,181],"class_list":["post-1137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-random","tag-weird","tag-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-il","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}