{"id":1272,"date":"2009-12-30T07:26:56","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T14:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2009-12-30T07:26:56","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T14:26:56","slug":"i-dont-know-why-i-forgot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/12\/30\/i-dont-know-why-i-forgot\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#039;t know why I forgot&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But I did.  Not exactly, but I should probably explain myself.<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, when I&#8217;m writing here, I tend to think of my parents as a single entity.  And, I don&#8217;t know why, but I refer to that entity as &#8216;Mom&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>This is really very unfair to my dad, who really is a seperate entity, and is just as awesome as my mom.  And he deserves equal credit for the presents I&#8217;ve gotten &#8212; not just the ones from this year.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and now I guess I have to go fix something before getting lost in another game, or distracted by glossy, full-colour science.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But I did. Not exactly, but I should probably explain myself. For some reason, when I&#8217;m writing here, I tend to think of my parents as a single entity. And, I don&#8217;t know why, but I refer to that entity &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2009\/12\/30\/i-dont-know-why-i-forgot\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-kw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}