{"id":1413,"date":"2011-03-24T03:53:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T10:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1413"},"modified":"2013-02-23T03:28:23","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T03:28:23","slug":"im-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2011\/03\/24\/im-not-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not dead."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just&#8230;haven&#8217;t had much to say for a while.  Or much motivation to say anything much longer than two hundred characters.<\/p>\n<p>I have a couple of ideas for somewhat regular posts, though.  Something called &#8216;WTF, NATURE?&#8217; &#8212; possibly a once-a-month thing where I write about some aspect of nature that&#8217;s really WTF to me.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAlso, I kinda drew something.  It&#8217;s not done, but I&#8217;ve got a rough sketch scanned, and a rough version of it done over that scan.  It&#8217;s content, so I might as well share:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/coffeechick.com\/images\/screenshots\/rough-zoesd.jpg\" class=\"centered\"><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s&#8230;pretty much all I have to say.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I know some stuff&#8217;s broken here.  I&#8217;ll get it fixed at some point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just&#8230;haven&#8217;t had much to say for a while. Or much motivation to say anything much longer than two hundred characters. I have a couple of ideas for somewhat regular posts, though. Something called &#8216;WTF, NATURE?&#8217; &#8212; possibly a once-a-month &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2011\/03\/24\/im-not-dead\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[64,65,75,9,87,94,154,155,178],"class_list":["post-1413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-images","tag-cute","tag-death","tag-excuses","tag-facebook","tag-im-not-normal","tag-laziness","tag-site-stuff","tag-sketching","tag-weirdness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-mN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}