{"id":1419,"date":"2011-04-02T17:11:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T00:11:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=1419"},"modified":"2013-02-23T03:28:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T03:28:02","slug":"how-many-states-do-we-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2011\/04\/02\/how-many-states-do-we-have\/","title":{"rendered":"How many states do we have?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think there might be something wrong with this picture&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/coffeechick.com\/images\/screenshots\/all50.png\" class=\"centered\"><\/p>\n<p>So this is where the new FB thingy leads &#8212; directly to &#8216;oh, fuck, we&#8217;re <i>doomed<\/i>.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Listed twice: Alaska, California, Connecticut, Illinois, Maine, Michigan, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.  Three times: Massachusetts, New York, Tennessee, Texas, and Washington.  Pennsylvania&#8217;s there <i>six<\/i> times.<\/p>\n<p>Then there are sixteen things that aren&#8217;t states [okay, ten, since England was mentioned twice, and Japan four times.  &#8216;Confusion&#8217; and &#8216;Contentment&#8217; may be cutesey, but they&#8217;re not actually states.<\/p>\n<p>And what the fuck are &#8216;6&#8217; and &#8216;Jefferson&#8217;? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think there might be something wrong with this picture&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[89,10,162],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-images","tag-idiots","tag-people-are-stupid","tag-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-mT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1674,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions\/1674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}