{"id":2368,"date":"2013-03-25T10:10:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T10:10:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2368"},"modified":"2013-03-25T10:16:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T10:16:12","slug":"i-cant-explain-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2013\/03\/25\/i-cant-explain-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t explain myself."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a lot of bad habits.  <\/p>\n<p>One of them, obviously, is not posting for an extended period of time.  I can explain that:  two migraine headaches in a row [one four days long, one still lingering], and a great deal of terror and lack of focus caused by a new medication.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;ve been on that for a few days, and I&#8217;ve actually been remembering to take it.  My sleep has certainly improved, and the constant &#8216;gonna yarf&#8217; feeling seems to be mostly gone, so it&#8217;s doing part of the job it&#8217;s supposed to.  <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not what I want to post about, though.  Or talk about.  Or&#8230;y&#8217;know, I should probably work out what words I want to use before I start using words.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAnyway&#8230;what have I been doing?  Well, obsessively playing Picross, and watching stuff.  <\/p>\n<p>I have this very weird habit of watching paranormal shows.  If you&#8217;re talking about a haunting, or tracking down a haunting, I&#8217;ll probably watch your show.  I probably won&#8217;t believe you, but I&#8217;ll watch you.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, after burning through the last of A Haunting, My Ghost Story, and Dead Files [and taking a side trip into some show about killers where the guy hosting it talks to a profiler and his pet serial killer &#8212; &#8216;documentary&#8217; type, not drama type], I ran out of stuff to watch.  And that&#8217;s with Netflix, Amazon Prime free streaming, and 70% of ALL the Comcast.  <\/p>\n<p>I came to a rather terrible &#8212; dire, really &#8212; conclusion: I&#8217;d have to resort to YouTube.<\/p>\n<p>Why dire?  Well, my tower&#8217;s headphones turned up broken [only sound in one ear, very annoying].  I could watch YouTube on my Nexus, but then I wouldn&#8217;t be able to play Picross, and I REALLY wanted to play Picross.  That left the BluRay player, where I watch all the other streaming stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I hate searching YouTube on that, though.  I hate searching Netflix on it, too.  I&#8217;d much rather use my computer to search and &#8212; wait, maybe I could log in?  And then watch things I&#8217;d saved or&#8230;whatever you do on YouTube.<\/p>\n<p>So I did.  It took three tries [the first two failed because I didn&#8217;t know about the new security measures], but no more obnoxious typing using my remote and the on-screen keypad-that-makes-no-sense.<\/p>\n<p>YouTube, apart from being That Place Where Music Videos Now Live, is a glorious repository of <i>utter insanity<\/i>.  Old Unsolved Mysteries knockoffs led me to a &#8216;documentary&#8217; about a travelling haunting [it followed the woman who lived in the house and the investigators] in California [Unknown Entity or Ghost Attack or something].  Then, something about &#8216;living creatures in space captured on NASA broadcasts&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere in there, there was a UFO documentary where someone said, &#8216;If you&#8217;re sceptical, then you haven&#8217;t read anything&#8217;&#8230;and then they went on to show &#8216;proof of UFOs&#8217; that was more like &#8216;proof of what happens when you point your camera at the sun and take a picture&#8217;.  Also, they talked about portals, and &#8216;proved&#8217; where those portals were by dowsing with a pendulum.<\/p>\n<p>Then, back to my more recent weirdness: The Satanic Panic.  I found that thing Geraldo did.  Uncovering Satan&#8217;s Underground, or Exposing Satan&#8217;s Underground. I honestly don&#8217;t care enough to check and see which one is correct right now.<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, I ended up watching Enemies of Reason, then The God Delusion, some &#8216;it&#8217;s not UFOs or vortexes, you kooks&#8217; thing about crop circles.<\/p>\n<p>This triggered a vague flashback.  Young me, in front of a CRT, and a show starting with that stupid, stupid crystal skull&#8230;and Arthur C. Clarke. <\/p>\n<p>Arthur C. Clarke&#8217;s Mysterious World.  <\/p>\n<p>Youtube had them.  And I&#8217;m watching them now.  <\/p>\n<p>Gremlin went to bed two episodes ago, but, before that, he said, &#8220;So this show is what made you all sciencey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No.  This show is what made me feel okay with being interested in insane things.  <\/p>\n<p>And I am. So very much.  I used to feel a little weird about it &#8212; even after seeing this show, possibly because I <i>forgot<\/i> about this show.  It&#8217;s a decent show.  They showcase a few things on a theme, and, at the end, Clarke kinda&#8230;simply comments on them in a doubtful way.  <\/p>\n<p>These things interest me &#8212; crop circles, cryptids, ghosts, hell, conspiracy theories.  I like to watch stuff about them, and read about them.  I like to think of ways you could test these things, if they&#8217;re things that can be tested. I like to weigh the possibilities.  <\/p>\n<p>In some cases, I just like to see the utter insanity, and try to understand the mind behind it.  I like to wonder about the psychology, and whether anyone&#8217;s dedicated much time to trying to learn more about how these people think, and why they think the way they do.  <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I can explain myself.  It&#8217;s just a rather disjointed explanation, and it&#8217;d take quite a few more words.  This just covers &#8216;unreliable&#8217; and &#8216;weird&#8217;, and only a fraction of the weirdness.  <\/p>\n<p>And when I put it that way, I probably could&#8217;ve just said, &#8220;I&#8217;m unreliable.  Also, weird.&#8221; on Facebook or Twitter, and not wasted so much of anyone&#8217;s time.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a lot of bad habits. One of them, obviously, is not posting for an extended period of time. 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