{"id":270,"date":"2006-05-18T17:57:16","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T00:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2006\/05\/waiting-on-tables\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T17:57:16","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T00:57:16","slug":"waiting-on-tables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/05\/18\/waiting-on-tables\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting on tables."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Table, actually.  And not that kind of waiting.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday was the first day I could expect the thing, since it was shipped last Friday through No Tracking Number Shipping, which could take from three to seven business days.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know where the item shipped from &#8212; though I can probably safely assume that it&#8217;s coming from somewhere in the US.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s supposed to be here by the 24th.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;waiting.  Bleh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Table, actually. And not that kind of waiting. Wednesday was the first day I could expect the thing, since it was shipped last Friday through No Tracking Number Shipping, which could take from three to seven business days. I don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2006\/05\/18\/waiting-on-tables\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-4m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}