{"id":2819,"date":"2015-04-08T14:15:37","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T20:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2015-04-08T14:28:09","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T20:28:09","slug":"the-big-toe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/08\/the-big-toe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Big Toe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy was digging at the edge of the garden when he saw a big toe. He tried to pick it up, but it was stuck to something.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2552\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225300-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_225300\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225300-576x1024.jpg 576w, http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_225300-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This, apparently, was shocking, and not at all the normal course of things.  Big toes just came right off.  Noses, too.  <\/p>\n<p>Like little meat-berries.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy was digging at the edge of the garden when he saw a big toe. He tried to pick it up, but it was stuck to something. This, apparently, was shocking, and not at all the normal course of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/04\/08\/the-big-toe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Jt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2821,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions\/2821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}