{"id":2842,"date":"2015-05-20T18:39:40","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T00:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2842"},"modified":"2015-05-20T18:39:40","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T00:39:40","slug":"the-white-wolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/05\/20\/the-white-wolf\/","title":{"rendered":"The White Wolf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He stopped working as a butcher and started killing wolves. Every year he killed over five hundred of them. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_230234.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2559\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_230234-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131225_230234\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_230234-576x1024.jpg 576w, http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131225_230234-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;when his friends found his body, it was next to the broken Wolf Spawning Factory he built, because, seriously, how else can you kill that many wolves in a year?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He stopped working as a butcher and started killing wolves. Every year he killed over five hundred of them. &#8230;when his friends found his body, it was next to the broken Wolf Spawning Factory he built, because, seriously, how else &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2015\/05\/20\/the-white-wolf\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-JQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2843,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2842\/revisions\/2843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}