{"id":2984,"date":"2016-04-13T05:31:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T11:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2984"},"modified":"2016-03-02T05:32:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T12:32:23","slug":"sams-new-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2016\/04\/13\/sams-new-pet\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam&#8217;s New Pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000437-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"20131226_000437\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2605\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000437-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000437-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000437-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pictured: an accurate drawing of a Chihuahua. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pictured: an accurate drawing of a Chihuahua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-M8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2985,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984\/revisions\/2985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}