{"id":2988,"date":"2016-04-27T05:34:28","date_gmt":"2016-04-27T11:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/?p=2988"},"modified":"2016-03-02T05:36:25","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T12:36:25","slug":"no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2016\/04\/27\/no-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Thanks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000652-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"20131226_000652\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2607\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000652-576x1024.jpg 576w, http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/20131226_000652-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Life is hard when your only career path involves selling knives to people on the street in the middle of the night&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is hard when your only career path involves selling knives to people on the street in the middle of the night&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[230],"tags":[237,231],"class_list":["post-2988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eyeday","tag-scary-stories","tag-wibbly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-Mc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2989,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions\/2989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}