{"id":56,"date":"2005-06-26T05:28:59","date_gmt":"2005-06-26T11:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=56"},"modified":"2013-02-23T06:32:22","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T06:32:22","slug":"what-a-great-way-to-start-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/06\/26\/what-a-great-way-to-start-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"What a great way to start the day&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My head hurts.  Partly because I just smacked it against a door.<\/p>\n<p>Why would I do such a thing?<\/p>\n<p>My phone dropped a call in the middle of my second call of the night to Comcast.<\/p>\n<p>And why was I on the phone with Comcast?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nMy cable box went dead.<\/p>\n<p>My lovely HD box choked and died sometime during the night, after resetting itself a whole bunch of times.<\/p>\n<p>The first time I called, I was told that there was already an open ticket on the problem, so there was work being done, and it was a &#8216;problem in my area&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>The second time, well, my call got dropped.<\/p>\n<p>The third call ended with them letting me know the earliest I could have anything done was Monday, because their payment centres aren&#8217;t open on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m missing out on a whole Sunday of SciFi Suck, because my cable box is fried.<\/p>\n<p>Bastards.<\/p>\n<p>My head hurts.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My head hurts. Partly because I just smacked it against a door. Why would I do such a thing? My phone dropped a call in the middle of my second call of the night to Comcast. And why was I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2005\/06\/26\/what-a-great-way-to-start-the-day\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2101,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/2101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}