{"id":568,"date":"2007-08-12T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T06:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/08\/wtf\/"},"modified":"2007-08-12T23:36:35","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T06:36:35","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/08\/12\/wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s August.  The 13th.  My birthday&#8217;s rapidly sneaking up on me.  And I&#8217;m going to be 27.<\/p>\n<p>My sister graduated from highschool, has a job and a car, and is filling out apartment applications.<\/p>\n<p>How the hell am I going to be 27?  When did this happen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s August. The 13th. My birthday&#8217;s rapidly sneaking up on me. And I&#8217;m going to be 27. My sister graduated from highschool, has a job and a car, and is filling out apartment applications. How the hell am I going &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/08\/12\/wtf\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3bMfN-wtf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}