{"id":572,"date":"2007-08-17T09:30:43","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/08\/happy-birthday-to-me\/"},"modified":"2007-08-17T09:30:43","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:30:43","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/08\/17\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up and found my site offline, which pretty much ruined my day.  Gremlin.net is still offline.  They&#8217;ll probably fix that soon.<\/p>\n<p>So I got my site offline for my birthday.  And I got it back.  Or something.<\/p>\n<p>Chat still sucks.  But I have a cake.  And some surimi.  Gremlin went with me to the store, and he&#8217;s sittiing here with me watching movies, even though he probably would rather be writing his next book.  So that&#8217;s nice.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mind me.  I&#8217;m just a little put off by the idea that I might be too old for Gir now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up and found my site offline, which pretty much ruined my day. Gremlin.net is still offline. They&#8217;ll probably fix that soon. So I got my site offline for my birthday. And I got it back. Or something. Chat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/08\/17\/happy-birthday-to-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-9e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}