{"id":619,"date":"2007-11-16T04:14:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T11:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/11\/oh-look-they-lost-it"},"modified":"2007-11-16T04:14:13","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T11:14:13","slug":"oh-look-they-lost-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/11\/16\/oh-look-they-lost-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, look, they &#039;lost&#039; it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But it&#8217;s okay, because it was only &#8216;lost&#8217; on a truck.<\/p>\n<p>THis is going to be funnier when I have pictures of the TWENTY POUND BOX THAT UPS MISPLACED.<\/p>\n<p>How do I know?  They&#8217;ve only done this<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>11\/15\/2007 \t9:13 P.M. \tFORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>after it shows up in Commerce City for two reasons &#8212; 1. It&#8217;s Guaranteed Delivery of Harry Potter Saturday, or 2.  Golly Gee Whiz, it were on the truck, but the guy couldn&#8217;t faind&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But it&#8217;s okay, because it was only &#8216;lost&#8217; on a truck. THis is going to be funnier when I have pictures of the TWENTY POUND BOX THAT UPS MISPLACED. How do I know? They&#8217;ve only done this 11\/15\/2007 9:13 P.M. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/11\/16\/oh-look-they-lost-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[171],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-ups"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-9Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}