{"id":633,"date":"2007-12-10T08:06:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T15:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/2007\/12\/damned-keyboards"},"modified":"2013-02-23T05:06:42","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T05:06:42","slug":"damned-keyboards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/12\/10\/damned-keyboards\/","title":{"rendered":"Damned keyboards."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s getting to be impossible to find a good keyboard.  And by &#8216;good&#8217;, I don&#8217;t mean &#8216;indestructible&#8217; or whatever.  I mean &#8216;has a properly shaped Enter key, and a large backspace key, and isn&#8217;t overly large.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I might also mean &#8216;doesn&#8217;t have all those extra stupid things that break easily&#8217; and &#8216;has keys of the proper unrigid unsquishiness&#8217;, and maybe a few other things.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe good news is, most of these things can be found in keyboards that are under $20.  Sometimes even in keyboards that aren&#8217;t more than $9.99, which is usually exactly what I want.  Cheap, properly-keyed, reliable&#8230;the IBM keyboard you can usually find at CompUSA.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, CompUSA are closing.<\/p>\n<p>I have a slightly flashier keyboard than normal right now &#8212; it&#8217;s identical to the one that suffered wire&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>GODDAMNIT, hold on.<\/p>\n<p>Okay.  Maybe this time&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Where was I before my comma spazzed out again?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, right.  Identical keyboards.  There was the one that decided it wasn&#8217;t anywhere near warm enough in the house, and tried to set itself on fire to solve the problem, and there was the one that I got for Gremlin.  The one I got for Gremlin, he didn&#8217;t really like.  Probably because it had this nasty habit of going off on its own and typing strings of commas.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s&#8230;kinda annoying.  So, I had to do something about it.<\/p>\n<p>I took it apart and swapped backs, but that didn&#8217;t fix it, partly because little plastic cuppy bits kept getting all out-of-line while I was trying to put it back together [I cannot function without a tab key].  Also partly because the comma problem was in that thin filmy plastic bit that makes they keyboard work.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, I inherited some sort of common-sense-fixy thing from my parents.  It&#8217;s not that hard to fix a keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>Ih.  My backspace is a little slow, still.  I wonder what I can do about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s getting to be impossible to find a good keyboard. And by &#8216;good&#8217;, I don&#8217;t mean &#8216;indestructible&#8217; or whatever. I mean &#8216;has a properly shaped Enter key, and a large backspace key, and isn&#8217;t overly large.&#8217; I might also mean &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2007\/12\/10\/damned-keyboards\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bib","tag-computer-stuff"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-ad","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1838,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions\/1838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}