{"id":760,"date":"2008-05-12T05:24:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=760"},"modified":"2013-02-23T04:41:04","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:41:04","slug":"something-you-never-want-to-hear-in-a-game-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/05\/12\/something-you-never-want-to-hear-in-a-game-store\/","title":{"rendered":"Something you never want to hear in a game store&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was warm, so we went for a walk, and we ended up at GameXplosion, just in time to meet someone who does not belong anywhere near a game store.<\/p>\n<p>He comes in and asks to use the bathroom.  Denied.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHe says he just wants to get some water.  Still denied.  And it&#8217;s not like he can&#8217;t just walk an extra few feet into Safeway and use the water fountains there.  Or to the Wendy&#8217;s, where they have cups, and ice.  Or, hey, the Safeway has a Starbucks that gives you a whole large cup full of ice and water.  With a straw.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m considering pointing this out, when suddenly:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Silent Hill? They made a game of that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure even the crickets you normally hear during moments like that were stunned into silence.<\/p>\n<p>Edit:  I forgot, I was going to add this.  I thought it was funny&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Zj1nJzQPVYA&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was warm, so we went for a walk, and we ended up at GameXplosion, just in time to meet someone who does not belong anywhere near a game store. He comes in and asks to use the bathroom. Denied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[80,95,10,153,187],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-with-video","tag-gamexplosion","tag-life","tag-people-are-stupid","tag-silent-hill","tag-youtube"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-cg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1781,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions\/1781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}