{"id":787,"date":"2008-07-09T21:28:25","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T04:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=787"},"modified":"2013-02-23T04:32:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:32:26","slug":"because-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/07\/09\/because-i-havent-done-this-in-a-while\/","title":{"rendered":"Because I haven&#8217;t done this in a while&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a segment of chat from this morning.  There&#8217;s obviously more to it &#8212; like the part where the_federal_reserve_is_fraud was going on about scaring girls, but I&#8217;m not going to post that right now.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m going to post might just be the reason why people run away from him, and lock their doors.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> well actually, i think that if you dont bathe for a whole month&#8230;..you should use toilet paper<br \/>\nooso.reticuli: don&#8217;t be sexist gg<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: o jeesh<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [429] julio, do you not bathe for a month?<br \/>\nHunter.the_CrazyChick: [55] No wonder he scares people.<br \/>\nnusra_ownz_you: [58]  gg either that or he doesnt use toilet paper if he bathes<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [430] ooso not being sexist<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> goddessgoldberry i did not say that<br \/>\nLOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:34:21  Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615<br \/>\nlimbic_loop: i havent bathed for years &#8230; i had a shower last night though<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [431] ooso don&#8217;t get offended<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [432] lol nusra hahaha<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [433] julio, i don&#8217;t understand what you are trying to say<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> i said that if you dont bathe or shower for a month&#8230;&#8230;..you should use toilet paper<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [434] julio, and if you bathe every day, do you just drip dry?<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: why wouldnt someone bathe for a month?<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [435] mary the queen<br \/>\nlimbic_loop: how does toilet paper and bathing even relate?<br \/>\nooso.reticuli: How can I not be offended GG, look at what you&#8217;re doing.<br \/>\nHunter.the_CrazyChick: [56] Why wouldn&#8217;t someone use toilet paper?<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: and why should they use t.p. during that time?<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [436] ooso what am i doing now?<br \/>\nLOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:35:21  Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> starshipargo do you own a harley?<br \/>\nshards_of_teeth: [1] My word and world holds ground and is real. your words are like poisoned water, spoken with spit from different tongues.<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [437] hunter why would they only use it when they don&#8217;t bathe?<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> some people have no time for toilet paper<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: tha is what i was just going to ask.<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [438] julio ack you don&#8217;t use paper?<br \/>\nnusra_ownz_you: [59]  oh god. julio doesnt use toilet paper<br \/>\nooso.reticuli: The three seashells are much more effecient.<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: julio&#8230;do you not use t.p. during yur bathing days?<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [439] nusra. i wonder if he washes his hands, or just gives it a good shake<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> nusra i did not say that<br \/>\nlimbic_loop: maybe julio uses baby wipes!<br \/>\nmary_was_no_virgin: like old people and babies, limbic!<br \/>\nLOG DATA Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:36:21  Hunter.the_CrazyChick, Religion:1::1600326615<br \/>\nooso.reticuli: GG, do you seriously have to ask me what you are doing right now? \/:)<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FFD700\">the_federal_reserve_is_fraud:<\/font> all i said was that if you dont shower for a month the least you can do is use toilet paper<br \/>\ngoddessgoldberry: [440] ooso what? i don&#8217;t know why you got so upset<br \/>\nnusra_ownz_you: [60]  julio, so you DO use toilet paper, right?<br \/>\nHunter.the_CrazyChick: [57] If you don&#8217;t have time for toilet paper, how the hell do you even have time to even stop in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a segment of chat from this morning. There&#8217;s obviously more to it &#8212; like the part where the_federal_reserve_is_fraud was going on about scaring girls, but I&#8217;m not going to post that right now. 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