{"id":800,"date":"2008-07-19T05:14:30","date_gmt":"2008-07-19T12:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=800"},"modified":"2013-02-23T04:32:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:32:08","slug":"the-dark-knight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/07\/19\/the-dark-knight\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dark Knight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a word: good.<\/p>\n<p>Also, wow.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nAnd, goddamnit, why did that guy have to go and die on us?  Selfish bastard.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t usually recommend going to see something, but I&#8217;m making an exception.  Go.  See.  And, for fucks sake, <i>leave your kids at home<\/i>.  Not only is this a little too grown-up for most of them, it&#8217;s just fucking tacky.  Leave it with a sitter, because nobody wants to hear it screaming for mommy when the big, bad, scary things happen.<\/p>\n<p>And nobody wants to hear it get bored and start making a racket with the pennies, or candy, or whatever it can use to make said racket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a word: good. Also, wow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[108,135],"class_list":["post-800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-moviestv","tag-positive"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3bMfN-cU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1763,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/800\/revisions\/1763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}