{"id":803,"date":"2008-07-19T20:17:33","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T03:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/main\/?p=803"},"modified":"2013-02-23T04:31:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T04:31:54","slug":"aliens-are-invading-the-proof-is-in-the-fake-ignore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coffeechick.com\/words\/2008\/07\/19\/aliens-are-invading-the-proof-is-in-the-fake-ignore\/","title":{"rendered":"Aliens are invading.  The proof is in the fake ignore."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The title of the post has very little to do with anything, except that the following happened largely because of a title.<\/p>\n<p>That title?  <b>Aliens Are Invading; Here&#8217;s Proof; That Proof Was Fake; Search for Real Proof; Therefore, Aliens Are Invading<\/b> &#8212; the first part of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotards.com\/Ooso.reticuli\">ooso.reticuli<\/a> entry on gotards.com.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nThe first part is dull.  Ooso&#8217;s regular insanity, or inanity, or whatever you want to call it.  But then, it gets interesting.  Because ooso fails at the internet.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to post the interesting part here, but there&#8217;s a wordpress bug that doesn&#8217;t allow posts to be over a certain length.  Annoying, but&#8230;well, I decided that a better plan would be to save the gotards.com page as it is, and put it in the <a href=\"http:\/\/coffeechick.com\/idiots\/Chat\/oosoreticuli-gotardscom.php\">Chat Transcript part of the idiot archive<\/a>.  So there it is.  Complete with the title he objects to so strenuously.<\/p>\n<p>All that, I guess, explains why the first thing I really noticed when I re-entered chat at 7pm was Becca asking ooso if he&#8217;d been waiting for Gremlin to stop posting.  And then, this:<\/p>\n<p>7:18:02 PM  <span class=\"ia\">ooso.reticuli<\/span>: The food at this place thai place I went to is amazing, I walked in upset and with headache, and now I feel calm as a shaolin monkey again.<\/p>\n<p>So he got all worked up into a frenzy over a few words in chat.  And apparently gave himself a headache with all the effort of failing at the internet.<\/p>\n<p>Also, this:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>21:56, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Mr mindblank\u200e<\/li>\n<li>21:54, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Chimpolaux\u200e(\u2192Approxmately the Reason This Site Exists) <\/li>\n<li>21:53, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Anticommunist freedom fighter\u200e(Removing all content from page)<\/li>\n<li>21:04, 19 July 2008 (hist) (diff) Ooso.reticuli\u200e(Removing all content from page)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So, four instances of removing all content from the page, and a whole mess of time apparently wasted trying to figure out who owned gotards.com.<\/p>\n<p>And why am I posting this here?  Because the little fake-ignoring twat threatened to take down the server.  I&#8217;m on that server.  And he can&#8217;t do a fucking thing about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The title of the post has very little to do with anything, except that the following happened largely because of a title. That title? 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